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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





lol trump is bringing out lil pump

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Philthy posted:

this better be the last election day we all work because it'll be a national holiday from now on

It might be the last election

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not unreasonable to look at Trump as a prank comic and get just got us all! Omg legend.

I mean, there was that whole thing about how Trump just ran in the election for the publicity and never expected, or intended, to actually win.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Just fyi Americans gay marriage is legal here and my standards are "can cook authentic mexican cuisine". Obviously an actual Mexican is above you in a lot of ways but I'm willing to settle for a Wisconsin accent.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Strong Sauce posted:

lol trump is bringing out lil pump

Jesus, has his brain melted so far that he is already exposing himself in public?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1323506592524996609

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Does anyone have a link to Nipsey "yeah yeah gently caress Donald Trump" for ten hours?

fake edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzlAEVH4U0c

I'm going to play this for a week with windows down and probably get shot by a Florabama chud blue lives matter rear end flag flying rear end motherfucker SSI taking rear end motherfuckers crying people don't deserve handouts rear end motherfuckers.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1323505328122695682


Its amazing how open he is in his hatred of his fans

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Oi, is the fat moron finally done?

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Just fyi Americans gay marriage is legal here and my standards are "can cook authentic mexican cuisine". Obviously an actual Mexican is above you in a lot of ways but I'm willing to settle for a Wisconsin accent.

Is "here" Mexico? Because I've seen 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. Oh, and also, I'm already gay married. And I can't cook authentic Mexican cuisine, either.

I'm not THAT worried about my marriage, since I live in CA, but I have local friends who've had to get married 3 times due to various invalidations. And I'm worried for my sister. Married in NC, living in WVa.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

The Glumslinger posted:

Its amazing how open he is in his hatred of his fans
I loved him telling the folks in Erie, PA that he wouldn't be there if he didn't need to be.

He wants his fans to be the rich socialites, instead he mostly has boring-rear end churchgoing boomers and poor white people. And it drives him nuts.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





I stopped watching at the "How y'al-how are you guys doing?", ie at the beginning of Lil Pump's intro.

The little laughs from Tromp as he's introducing him... Congrats, you're the negro de service?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1323505930764505088

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Iakona posted:

The only difference between us as sibling is I took advanced placement classes and he took remedial classes. Can't say for sure if that had anything to do with it.

I mean, I wound up in a ton of remedial classes due to sadbrains and trans-stress in my school years causing me to miss a ton of classes in the non-remedial ones, to the point where my assistant principal outright told me she was keeping me from taking the last class I needed for my last 3 credits out of pure spite, because she didn't think I deserved to do so.

I've still spent my whole life living in a place surrounded by the worst chuds available, fighting them and decrying their stupid regressive bullshit with every breath I take.

Education alone is rarely the answer, in my experience.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Is "here" Mexico? Because I've seen 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. Oh, and also, I'm already gay married. And I can't cook authentic Mexican cuisine, either.

I'm not THAT worried about my marriage, since I live in CA, but I have local friends who've had to get married 3 times due to various invalidations. And I'm worried for my sister. Married in NC, living in WVa.

Ok well ask your sister if you can say "Oh is that so eh? Well then, that's a treat." in a sexy Wisconsin accent. Then, if so, hook us up.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Dog, I don't even know. What in the gently caress is a "Lil Pump?"

Is that the hail mary, lil pump?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's kind of stating the obvious, but The Electoral College kind of sucks.

I was just thinking about how we (Arkansas) never gets rallies, never gets polls taken, etc etc.
We are, ultimately for a Presidential election, meaningless. (as are a whole bunch of states). The whole thing is , more or less, decided with a handful.


But really, that's kind of a good thing(the not getting attention) Def wouldn't want candidates and media and all that poo poo going in and out.



Edit: Wow, Arkansas has 2 more Electoral votes than Idaho, and the same number (6) as Nevada and Utah.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.
they get a lot of our news and american policy has enough sway to really screw up other parts of the world

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok well ask your sister if you can say "Oh is that so eh? Well then, that's a treat." in a sexy Wisconsin accent. Then, if so, hook us up.

Uhhh if it wasn't clear from my post, I'm worried for my sister's marriage too--she is also gay married, sorry. And if you've ever heard a west-by-god-virginia accent (that last word has three syllables, btw), you'll know it can't pass for anything but.

Chief McHeath posted:

Dog, I don't even know. What in the gently caress is a "Lil Pump?"

Is that the hail mary, lil pump?

I think that's his dance move?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

Fuckland has little sway over the course of the world.
You guys tend to be... a bit loud and controlling... please don't hit me!!!

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

For so many reasons omg where do I begin. Ok first step remember how after ww2 you guys set yourselves up as the global super power vs ussr? Ok so that as a big deal for all of us but then do you remember how for all of the years after that you tried to gently caress with everyone? No? Ok well that doesn't matter but do you remember how in 1989 the Berlin Wall fell and the USSR just fell apart afterwards leaving the USA and the only superpower??

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Uhhh if it wasn't clear from my post, I'm worried for my sister's marriage too--she is also gay married, sorry. And if you've ever heard a west-by-god-virginia accent (that last word has three syllables, btw), you'll know it can't pass for anything but.


I think that's his dance move?

also virginia has like 19 syllables.

my dad was born in a holler.

this is going to be the littest day of 2020, isn't it? loving barricades. Are you kiddin' me? That's the :lol: You giant orange sack of poo poo, you're so loving scared of us that you're putting yourself behind barricades. And the worst anyone's done is yell insults from behind a chainlink fence this summer.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Plus the multiple "Forever Wars" we have going
and the ones that are just Proxy War with Russia

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Uhhh if it wasn't clear from my post, I'm worried for my sister's marriage too--she is also gay married, sorry. And if you've ever heard a west-by-god-virginia accent (that last word has three syllables, btw), you'll know it can't pass for anything but.


I think that's his dance move?

It was clear I'm sorry I'm just losing my mind right now at the prospect of being able to entice a plump American lady into marriage the way a be-goateed American man might seduce a lady from the ex-ussr.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Bronze Fonz posted:

Fuckland has little sway over the course of the world.
You guys tend to be... a bit loud and controlling... please don't hit me!!!

I beg your pardon. I did not want to hurt anyone. I thought we could keep this as an internal thing. Please look OVER THERE!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
our worthlessness is demonstrated in our importing column always being bigger than our export column. except with brazil. brazil really not pulling its weight

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'm still lolling that NAFTA was transformed into the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement because Trump totally pulled a "Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV" when he was asked what to call the new trade deal.

Also lolling that Trump argued that a memorandum of understanding is just a memo and he understands it.

Lmao.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It was clear I'm sorry I'm just losing my mind right now at the prospect of being able to entice a plump American lady into marriage the way a be-goateed American man might seduce a lady from the ex-ussr.

Reminds me of the time I saw a balding man with a ponytail and wearing a (I-poo poo-you-not) an actual three wolf howling at moon shirt, walking with a much small Asian lady.
It was like seeing Bigfoot. " Holy poo poo, they are real!"


at a tip of the north edge Mississippi casino to boot.

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Nov 3, 2020

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Lmao yeah, why does everybody care about what happens in the United "what are you doing? What are you doing there? Stop that. Is that socialism? Or communism? Well anyway here's some guns and money for the local nazis, maybe they'll do something. If not we might invade anyway, but only if there's oil. What are you doing there, a trade deal? Well in that case we'll break our own deal with you, we're petty like that. Hey. HEY! STOP BULLYING RUSSIA! " states of America.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It was clear I'm sorry I'm just losing my mind right now at the prospect of being able to entice a plump American lady into marriage the way a be-goateed American man might seduce a lady from the ex-ussr.

You will have your pick if things go tits-up in the next few weeks, I'm prepared to announce. I'm already getting ready to ask two of our close European straight male friends if they'd be willing to enter sexless marriage with us if things go awry.

One of them was a bridesman for me in my wedding. They both helped us move into our house. They can cheat with whoever they want, and my wife and I will only cheat with each other.

JK. It's California, after all, and after 2013 it's hard to unring that bell. Of course, our "great" state has done it before, so....

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
No matter what happens, all things die and entropy is inevitable and on a timeline you won't be around for and are forgotten nothing will also matter then.

Decay reigns and the void beckons.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I'm still wrong, aren't I?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





this is a bad omen

https://twitter.com/CaltransDist7/status/1323481718758633473

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess



I wonder how many of you other fine folks plan to get shithouse drunk once the polls start closing, I certainly will

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Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

gleebster posted:

Why the hell do foreigners give a gently caress anyway? I don't care whose the preliminarily minister of Fuckland.

"Why do the tribes in Gaul across the Alps care who is elected consul? I don't care what jumped up chieftains they decide to call kings."

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