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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"







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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




i just did, i lolled

edit: gently caress i only chuckled a bit but I said I lolled to be on the first page and now its all for nothing, all the lies

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sound posted:

Donald Trump is a fat retarded bitch

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



trump? the actor??

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


lol this stupid bitch looked directly at the eclipse right after someone shouted "Don't Look!."

emf
Jul 31, 2002





lol

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1306704659277635587

We should all sign up as Trump Poll Watchers! MAGAKAG!!!!!

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004




old beast lunatic posted:

Behold, The best moment of Trump's life and the high point of his presidency.



lmao I just noticed the piles of fish delights, a sandwich that no one except Trump eats.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Nap Ghost

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Shanghaied posted:

Have a good time!

Many Such Cases!

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



old beast lunatic posted:

Behold, The best moment of Trump's life and the high point of his presidency.



Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot




“You know what uranium is, right? This thing called nuclear weapons like lots of things are done with uranium including some bad things.”

― Donald J. Trump

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Gutter Phoenix posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1306704659277635587

We should all sign up as Trump Poll Watchers! MAGAKAG!!!!!

If I were voting in person I'd absolutely call the cops to remove these people for voter intimidation.

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


Nothing like a state dinner that smells like farts before anyone starts eating

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


busalover
Sep 12, 2020








EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



The people have spoken, and they've demanded four more years... of this thread.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Pennywise the Frown posted:

If I were voting in person I'd absolutely call the cops to remove these people for voter intimidation.

So you’re gonna call the cops on the cops? Wonder how that works out for you

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

1redflag posted:

So you’re gonna call the cops on the cops? Wonder how that works out for you



Good thing I won't be at the polls I guess. I'd sign my own death warrant.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004






CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020


Another person steps forward to vouch for how Trump's always been such an upstanding citizen:


https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/1306552510178566144



Bring back the guillotine!!!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



old beast lunatic posted:

Behold, The best moment of Trump's life and the high point of his presidency.



wtf this is just a screengrab of that scene in Pan's Labyrinth

nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



I'll call you later!

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


lol america was stupid enough to make this man president.

we are all going to die.

LOL

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

old beast lunatic posted:

Behold, The best moment of Trump's life and the high point of his presidency.



Anyone ever have cold McDonald's? Probably because after like 5 minutes it starts to get stale. Imagine how long that poo poo was sitting out.

I still can't believe that Trump invited a football team to the White House, one of the greatest experiences of their life, and he served them cold fast food. He has some of the best chefs in the world and he got them cold Dominoes and Big Macs.

I'd like to be able to lol again. Some day.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Anyone ever have cold McDonald's? Probably because after like 5 minutes it starts to get stale. Imagine how long that poo poo was sitting out.

I still can't believe that Trump invited a football team to the White House, one of the greatest experiences of their life, and he served them cold fast food. He has some of the best chefs in the world and he got them cold Dominoes and Big Macs.

I'd like to be able to lol again. Some day.

I can't even eat McDonald's by the time I get home with it. I literally have to eat it in the car. It's so loving gross lmao

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Anyone ever have cold McDonald's? Probably because after like 5 minutes it starts to get stale. Imagine how long that poo poo was sitting out.

I still can't believe that Trump invited a football team to the White House, one of the greatest experiences of their life, and he served them cold fast food. He has some of the best chefs in the world and he got them cold Dominoes and Big Macs.

I'd like to be able to lol again. Some day.

those chefs were furloughed because Trump wanted big wall

however, they could've sprung for five guys at least

busalover
Sep 12, 2020


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Anyone ever have cold McDonald's? Probably because after like 5 minutes it starts to get stale. Imagine how long that poo poo was sitting out.

I still can't believe that Trump invited a football team to the White House, one of the greatest experiences of their life, and he served them cold fast food. He has some of the best chefs in the world and he got them cold Dominoes and Big Macs.

I'd like to be able to lol again. Some day.

if you're part of the cult, it will the most delicious burger ever. which makes me think, maybe the story of jesus & the wine was about people buying into the jesus hype to the point were everything he serves tastes god-like. thank you trump for making me understand gospel.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013




calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

I apparently don't remember making this one but I did:


After all these years I still need to work on my gif edits:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018


busalover posted:

if you're part of the cult, it will the most delicious burger ever. which makes me think, maybe the story of jesus & the wine was about people buying into the jesus hype to the point were everything he serves tastes god-like. thank you trump for making me understand gospel.
*trump vomits into a cup*
"behold! he has turned diet coke into the finest of ambrosia!"
charlie kirk: "mmmmmmmm!!"

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT




beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

old beast lunatic posted:

Behold, The best moment of Trump's life and the high point of his presidency.



this is the funniest poo poo of all time

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.




oh no. gotta keep my post counts up for a new thread...


$20 that dude has some involvement in building boats that he'll market directly to CHUDs.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008










Mildy for balls that none of have anymore after laughing them all into the far reaches of space over the last few years:

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 17, 2020

Convex
Aug 19, 2010





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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMlQEWEg2Q

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



no what happened to teh old thread????

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011


Pennywise the Frown posted:

If I were voting in person I'd absolutely call the cops to remove these people for voter intimidation.

Poll Watchers are absolutely a thing. They don't do anything but watch.

Trump's cultists will absolutely cause problems, though.

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