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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


Poppin blaoons filled with shaving cream with my sharp rear end to own the libs

mono
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014





D-d-d-d-do you have it

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

C🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬KER



Grimdude
Sep 24, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on


As much as I love this line (Jon Lovett - Obama speechwriter):
Mr. Gutfeld is "protesting ‘cancel culture’ by making a show so awful he’ll get cancelled the old-fashioned way.”

I think my favorite has to be this one (Frank Lesser - Colbert Report writer):
“Love a monologue about being brave enough to take on cancel culture. Finally, someone is willing to say at 11 what was also said at 8, 9, and 10. Greg won’t be silenced!”

Happitoo
Nov 23, 2005

We are going to go for the store, then the district manager. Then WE ARE GOING TO THE CORPORATE OFFICE AND THEN TO THE EXECUTIVES! DXRYAHHHHHHHHH!!




I feel bad that The Funkasaurus has fallen so low. Although I guess being a dancing dinosaur for Vince McMahon is already pretty low... What do you call falling further when you're already in a lovely hole?

kolby
Oct 29, 2004



 

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Gutlfeld once again showing that artists are more popular in death than life.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Happitoo posted:

I feel bad that The Funkasaurus has fallen so low. Although I guess being a dancing dinosaur for Vince McMahon is already pretty low... What do you call falling further when you're already in a lovely hole?

It is called 'Gutfelding!'

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?





College Slice

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin


Broadcast Gutfeld three times to make him go away like some kind of reverse Beetlejuice

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015




lol

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Blame yourself, or Gutfeld

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



https://www.mediabistro.com/jobs/fox-corporation/job/166882-freelance-comedy-writer-greg-gutfeld-show

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Isn’t timpf a file extension?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



"You are knowledgeable about politics, social trends, pop culture, and can view stories from a unique perspective. Your responsibilities will include writing accurate segment copy that’s rich with humor, punch, and irony."

Lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Pope Corky the IX posted:

Isn’t timpf a file extension?

thats a gutfeld

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013



mono
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009





You know, if you have records that you want to hide from investigators at a relative's house, maybe just burn them instead.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Happitoo posted:

I feel bad that The Funkasaurus has fallen so low. Although I guess being a dancing dinosaur for Vince McMahon is already pretty low... What do you call falling further when you're already in a lovely hole?

Don't feel bad for him, as I recall he's a known sexual harasser who'd inapropriately text colleagues and was the subject of a lawsuit by his co-host because of it. He's just another rear end in a top hat

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.




Gutfield! Was cancelled....and now....Gutfield!

And now I have the loving song stuck in my head, thanks a lot.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.



I keep imagining people saying "GUTFELD!" the way the MST3K guys would say "MITCHELL!" during Joel's last episode.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.



Sydney Bottocks posted:

I keep imagining people saying "GUTFELD!" the way the MST3K guys would say "MITCHELL!" during Joel's last episode.


GUTFELD!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

C🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬KER



mono
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






https://twitter.com/cons_owned/status/1380236684718174215

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013





Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1380224444723961857?s=20

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



Life is like a hurricane here in gutberg
Racecars lasers aeroplanes
It’s a Gutblur
We might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
GUTFIELD! (Woo po)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015





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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great show Gutfeld! is on TV tonight. Go and watch it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Gutfeld!"

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