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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Speaking of Frank


quote:

“You don’t get to use the four swear words you know — the C-word, the N-word, the F-word, or God’s name in vain,” he said. “Free speech is not pornography.”

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

pixaal posted:

what the gently caress is this, googling it bring up qanon tweets

Where we go one what you see is what you get

It's mixing qanon poo poo with an old coding adage that usually refers to bad code

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

What is this boring crap we're watching? Check if Antiques Roadshow is on




Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Reminder that Paul Gosar's own family think he's a scumbag prick bastard gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLzf2wouSBU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1PU_qjP3Ba0

It gets better because he took to Twitter to go off on them for being leftists, Hillary supporters and Trump haters.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019








https://denver.cbslocal.com/2021/04/15/loveland-police-karen-garner-excessive-force-lawsuit/

The arrest of a 73-year-old Loveland woman who lives with dementia has raised concerns among many in the Northern Colorado region after body camera video of the arrest went viral online. Attorneys representing Karen Garner, who suffers from dementia and sensory aphasia, say the fragile woman experienced a broken arm, dislocated shoulder and sprained wrist following an altercation with Loveland Police Officer Austin Hopp in June 2020.

...

“(Hopp) drove behind her for a little bit, about 20 seconds with his lights on, expecting a certain response,” said Sarah Schielke, Civil Rights Attorney for The Life & Liberty Law Office in Loveland.

Schielke filed a 52-page lawsuit Wednesday accusing Officer Hopp, Officer Daria Jalali, Sgt. Philip Metzler and the City of Loveland of excessive force and violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act.





Once again, you really do not need to watch the video.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018



Very concerned, this is concerning. Nothing we can do, but concerning though.

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


An insane mind posted:

Didn't Andy Ngo turn british after drinking a milkshake with his eyes?

My recollection is that Andy showed both his butt cheeks, got the cheeks scuffed up as a result, and he wants everyone to know that it’s not his fault and he wasn’t provoking, it was hypothetical Boogered Men and Women who were the criminals and provocateurs all along, whoa.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Heilige Tod


Cop shoots teenage boy, claims it was an armed confrontation until it comes out the boy had his hands up

Cop shoots teenage boy, shoots him again to make sure he's dead

Cop shoots teenage boy, claims teenager shot at police until it comes out the cop had shot himself

So to recap for this week And then some mass shootings and stuff god I'm losing track. Maybe this time we'll get more of a response than Tromp signing a performative executive order banning police chokeholds 'unless they feel threatened' lmao.

sweet geek swag posted:

The cops are going with, "The other guy had a gun, our boy was scared of that, so he shot a kid!"

It's not a great argument but it's the Chicago PD so honestly I don't think they're trying. They probably think they're beyond consequences on this. They might be right, though I hope not.
So if I feel threatened by a suspect with a gun, can I shoot them? What if that suspect is a cop? That's right officer, I suspect you of being a bad cop so I'm using this word too

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


argosaxelcaos posted:

https://reason.com/2013/02/25/law-enforcement-targets-inc-discontinues/?amp=


Police using pictures of pregnant women and kids as targets so they won't hesitate. Very cool and normal.

fuckin lol

argosaxelcaos
Apr 26, 2017


Judge has given 10 days to mask lady to explain why she shouldn't have her bail annuled

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Sanctum posted:

Cop shoots teenage boy, claims it was an armed confrontation until it comes out the boy had his hands up

Cop shoots teenage boy, shoots him again to make sure he's dead

Cop shoots teenage boy, claims teenager shot at police until it comes out the cop had shot himself

So to recap for this week And then some mass shootings and stuff god I'm losing track. Maybe this time we'll get more of a response than Tromp signing a performative executive order banning police chokeholds 'unless they feel threatened' lmao.

So if I feel threatened by a suspect with a gun, can I shoot them? What if that suspect is a cop? That's right officer, I suspect you of being a bad cop so I'm using this word too

https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1383122879479377920?s=19

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009



any pigs come around my david's bridal and they will get a special fitting.... for a body bag, motherfucker. shoes not included, gamer.

argosaxelcaos
Apr 26, 2017


https://mobile.twitter.com/Independent/status/1383136990569320450


Society's problem is that everyone asks "why did you murder that 13-year old kid?" and not "how did murdering that 13-year old kid made you feel?"

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.




These fucks

SEE WE RANDOMLY MURDER WHITE PEOPLE TOO, DON'T RIOT

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

just goddamn, how fuckin hard is it to go all day without intentionally shooting and killing someone? I've managed every day of my life.

What the gently caress.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer


Would it be less socially acceptable if they had to classify the police as an abortion provider?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018


guys it looks like every time we try to achieve a political goal a group of people get together to attack and deter anyone from achieving that goal.


if only we had a word for this sort of thing.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



argosaxelcaos posted:

https://reason.com/2013/02/25/law-enforcement-targets-inc-discontinues/?amp=


Police using pictures of pregnant women and kids as targets so they won't hesitate. Very cool and normal.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

Jestery posted:

I'm literally the shade of a brown paper bag, what are my odds?

Let me know if you need help paying for the funeral, I'll start a gofundme.

LimburgLimbo posted:

The cop has no real way of telling if it’s a kid or not besides stature and may not have been able to notice. From his perspective it’s someone who just shot off 8 rounds and he doesn’t know if it was an execution or a gang shooting or just people ducking around with guns in a city at 4:30am where you’re very much not allowed to have them. Most people would not expect a 13 year old to be out shooting things up at 4:30am and it being a child was likely never a consideration.

In context an active shooter holding a gun, refusing to stop running, the whirling on a police officer is essentially exactly what training says is when lethal force is justified.

Cops are not trained to dump mags; when they do so it’s a failure of training, which of course happens all too often because cops are indeed poo poo. But every detail of this shooting looks like the cop did what was correct as per training.

It’s easy to laser focus on the cop in this case because you guy all get to jerk off to your outrage porn. But the real issues are deeper social issues about the US has such poo poo social systems and involves everything leading up to a 13 year old hanging out with older kids? Adults? Shooting stuff in the middle of the night.

It’s nothing but black and white but please by all means continue to jerk off about how your perceived enemies are so clearly evil instead of the reality of everyone being put into hosed up situations by a hosed up society and culture.

Christ you suck. Wow. Peddling all the same bullshit that you hear literally every time an unjustified shooting happens, up to and including your special version of "he was no angel", well done you loving piece of poo poo.

First of all, no shots were EVER fired at police in this instance, none. They had no reason to believe any would be. The shots were fired much earlier and were detected by some listening device. It wasn't a violent confrontation, and they hadn't even been shooting the gun at humans before either, just doing something stupid as gently caress but not at any point trying to shoot or kill someone. I'm guessing the gun was probably empty by this point, too. You really think this would've happened if it was some good old boys doing illegal target practice in their backyard? gently caress no.

Secondly, his hands are CLEARLY empty in the video before he was shot. It couldn't be more obvious. Both hands are raised, and both are empty. This whole "draw down" poo poo you are spouting is absolute nonsense, you don't shoot someone with both hands completely in the air even if you still had a gun in one of them, WHICH HE DIDN'T. His hands are empty and he is following police commands to the letter. Honestly, I wish he hadn't. If he had dumped the gun and just kept running he might still be alive. Instead he followed police instructions and was gunned down for it, instantly. The kid had even dropped the gun when told by the officer to "drop it". Then he turned around with his hands up, clear as day in the body camera that he had nothing in them (which means in real life it would've been beyond obvious). And this gently caress pussy of a cop just panicked and pulled the trigger for absolutely no cause.

Anyways, have fun running interference for pussy cops who just murdered a child you loving bitch.

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020


Frank loads two versions of jQuery (lol), the latest version in the header, and an ancient version in the footer - jQuery v1.11.1. The old version has 4 security vulnerabilities, 3 of which are related to XSS https://snyk.io/test/npm/jquery/1.11.1

Many laughs will surely come from frank.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






FedEx shooting might be racially motivated:

Indianapolis Police Chief Randal Taylor noted that a “significant” number of employees at the facility are members of the Sikh community, although it is unclear if that had anything to do with the shooting.


Young white guy loses job, blames immigrants...?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

Frank loads two versions of jQuery (lol), the latest version in the header, and an ancient version in the footer - jQuery v1.11.1. The old version has 4 security vulnerabilities, 3 of which are related to XSS https://snyk.io/test/npm/jquery/1.11.1

Many laughs will surely come from frank.

Please be stuff like this



Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Good lord there's an app too.


https://twitter.com/robertLuvsJesus/status/1383147213338005505


Bonus

https://twitter.com/FinsUpSailor/status/1383149753781743617

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.



Chicago Police Union Prez says the cop that shot that kid should be hailed as a hero.

"Why do people disrespect us!?!?"

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

pro starcraft loser posted:

Chicago Police Union Prez says the cop that shot that kid should be hailed as a hero.

"Why do people disrespect us!?!?"

Sure we can give him a medal reading "Biggest loving Pussy Cop in History (Which Is Saying Something Considering)"

Avirosb
Nov 20, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

Frank loads two versions of jQuery (lol), the latest version in the header, and an ancient version in the footer - jQuery v1.11.1. The old version has 4 security vulnerabilities, 3 of which are related to XSS https://snyk.io/test/npm/jquery/1.11.1

Many laughs will surely come from frank.

Do not take Frank's name in vain

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


ikanreed posted:

I genuinely have trouble distinguishing "mentally unwell" from "mainstream conservative" these days.

The connections we're supposed to just understand from this comment, but aren't there, are pretty typical of schizophrenic delusions, but there could be some right wing conspiracy theory that this person just expects everyone to be familiar with that forms the core of the reasoning chain, and it's actually impossible to tell which is true.

And there's a lot of that going around.

KDR. Assists don't count.

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020


That crap loading over the screen with unreadable text is an old "make a bookmark appear on your phone home screen so that this lovely website looks like an app" javascript library that hasn't been updated in quite a while, and seems to be the reason they're attempting to load the ancient version of jQuery, and .. all of this is wrong and not how you do things, so of course it is a buggy piece of poo poo.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.





Nope no app, he's calling a shortcut to the website on the start screen an app and his idiot users are too.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






pixaal posted:

Nope no app, he's calling a shortcut to the website on the start screen an app and his idiot users are too.

Ah, I see they've implemented "Add shortcut to home screen" v4.2!

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Is he upset about something?




Frank was supposed to premiere on 4/20. Do you think they changed it because of weed or Hitler?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Bronze Fonz posted:

FedEx shooting might be racially motivated:

Indianapolis Police Chief Randal Taylor noted that a “significant” number of employees at the facility are members of the Sikh community, although it is unclear if that had anything to do with the shooting.


Young white guy loses job, blames immigrants...?

Also his name is B. Hole

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

That crap loading over the screen with unreadable text is an old "make a bookmark appear on your phone home screen so that this lovely website looks like an app" javascript library that hasn't been updated in quite a while, and seems to be the reason they're attempting to load the ancient version of jQuery, and .. all of this is wrong and not how you do things, so of course it is a buggy piece of poo poo.

Isn't the entire point of an app like Facebook or Twitter so that you get notifications when someone you follow posts something? Do you get those with this app shortcut bullshit? If not, what's the loving point?

also

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013



GRECOROMANGRABASS posted:

That crap loading over the screen with unreadable text is an old "make a bookmark appear on your phone home screen so that this lovely website looks like an app" javascript library that hasn't been updated in quite a while, and seems to be the reason they're attempting to load the ancient version of jQuery, and .. all of this is wrong and not how you do things, so of course it is a buggy piece of poo poo.

But that nice Mr Liddell assured us he'd spent millions on this website.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





who is frank, is he gutfeld's dad?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



Johnny Walker posted:

Frank was supposed to premiere on 4/20. Do you think they changed it because of weed or Hitler?

well, yes and no

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Isn't the entire point of an app like Facebook or Twitter so that you get notifications when someone you follow posts something? Do you get those with this app shortcut bullshit? If not, what's the loving point?

also



His users are too stupid to open safari then click a link they need it to be a single button

also he is too stupid, and possibly his developer team

HerrBrau
Dec 20, 2005




Funny enough, I know exactly what one of the problems is with those Frank screenshots because I work on one of the open source libraries that is being used.

I'm sure as poo poo not going to tell them what's wrong, though.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



Liddell claims he spent millions on this website, but in what currency?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!



Duck and Cover posted:

It's fine he was known in gang circles. Courts are a bother anyway. Okay who wants pie? Apple of course.

If Andy Ngo says a thing, you can be reasonably certain that it's not true. By that I mean he is a liar who makes poo poo up.

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!




Pillbug

conservative boomers being bad at computers will always be funny to me

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