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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

my favorite part of the debate drugs thing was when trump announced that biden got, specifically, a big shot in the rear end before his debate with bernie, so now we all know that whenever trump needs a brain boost before a rally or debate, he's pulling down those huggies elastic bands for the needle.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:01

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laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

He is a poor...

...choice for president

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:02

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Oscar Wild posted:

Nah he just really hates Terrance. Dee Terrance.

Pence, are they booing me?

Oh, they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "the boo-lacks need to be deterred from voting!"

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:07

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

efb

frh fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Sep 28, 2020

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:08

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Bad Purchase posted:

my favorite part of the debate drugs thing was when trump announced that biden got, specifically, a big shot in the rear end before his debate with bernie, so now we all know that whenever trump needs a brain boost before a rally or debate, he's pulling down those huggies elastic bands for the needle.

Any occupation that involves some kind of engagement with Trump's bare rear end would require a massive salary

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:10

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Stormy wasn�t paid enough imo

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:12

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Lmao, if you are 100k in debt they won't even give you security clearance to clean toilets in a DoD building. But if you are 1 billion in debt to the Russian mob, they let you run the whole loving administration :hmmyes:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:15

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310588453277650945

How did this immature asshat succeed so long?

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:15

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1310605108854611972

https://twitter.com/Tricia_Braun/status/1310607039773716482

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:16

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Outrail posted:

How did this immature asshat succeed so long?

Because a critical mass of the american people are dumb as poo poo

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:17

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1310605108854611972

this guys tweets always make me think he's wearing half blackface

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:18

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Outrail posted:

How did this immature asshat succeed so long?

Because his fans also reached peak maturity at the age of 6.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:19

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Outrail posted:

How did this immature asshat succeed so long?

Mom, dads been drinking again!

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:22

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

vaginite posted:

Any occupation that involves some kind of engagement with Trump's bare rear end would require a massive salary

Millions of people would do it for free. Exhibit A, born to wipe and already equipped with the required safety equipment:

mono posted:

Exhibit B could probably be every single boomer where i work :smith:

(but nevertheless, lol)

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:23

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1310605108854611972

https://twitter.com/Tricia_Braun/status/1310607039773716482

Gosh this really is shocking :eyeroll:

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:24

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310588453277650945

I will agree with Trump on this if Trump releases his entire medical history to the public.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:34

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

lmfao i paid more tax last year than the president of the US of america

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:35

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Quantum of Phallus posted:

lmfao i paid more tax last year than the president of the US of america

Yeah but I mean, did you think of all the jobs he's created for his children? That's gotta be worth a billion dollars in tax evasion.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:36

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Quantum of Phallus posted:

lmfao i paid more tax last year than the president of the US of america

To be honest you also probably paid more than Jeff Bezo's did. Trump's tax dodging is a huge issue don't get me wrong, but its not isolated among the wealthy predators of America.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:36

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

lmfao i paid more tax last year than the president of the US of america

sucker

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:37

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1310560314312679425

:munch:

Also

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1310388421286920193

God she owns. But also it's SO TRUE

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:38

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

A Fancy Hat posted:

What are taxes, folks? What are they? You finish the year, you've celebrated another year and then you go to the man... you go to and say "Okay, what do I owe" and he says a number and you say "Say it again" and he says the same number. And then, perhaps, you make a few phone calls and they do what we call "the numbers magic" and the number drops tremendously.

And they.... they're making a big deal. The liberal media is making a big deal about the $750. The average American, okay, we looked at the taxes. We looked at the breakdown of the monies. Let's say... let's.... you make $500,000 at your job. You work at the grocery store or perhaps you make shoes and that's your pay. And then you have an investment firm and make about the same. So that's... you're making about a million dollars a year. And you're able to buy the things, then, but then it's taxes.

And you gotta... they say you owe a lot. The million is gone TREMENDOUSLY quick, possibly... possibly faster than you imagined. You pay a woman, okay, you pay her to get rid of a little something, a little bundle they call it. So that's gone. And then you pay her again to not talk about it, not to say to the press about the thing... because the evangelicals would eat you alive, wouldn't they?

So that's... it's about half a million just to kill the... to abort.... to... well... bye bye to the bundle. The little bundle. And you can't write it off, that's the problem, it's a business expense but they tell you it's not. A cost of doing business.

But then you say "Okay, can we write off the hair?" and they say it's a business expense, so that's good. And if you're not doing this, you need to look in to doing it. We've often said you can do the taxes on the postage stamp now, I made them soooo easy for people. And even with the hair it's.... it's maybe 3 postage stamps. And you can write them off as well, how much is a postage stamp? Okay. Okay. So you can write off the 19 dollars for the stamps, as well.

Quite excellent

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:43

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

"I have very little debt" = "I am in debt" = "I have less than zero money"
- your favourite billionaire.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:43

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1310560314312679425

Also

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1310388421286920193

God she owns. But also it's SO TRUE

It's so magical to finally feel a little bit of hope, but just as a snack. Because I know there's no hope.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:45

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Trump desperately trying to glitch reality by going in to so much debt that the score rolls over to a positive number.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Statement so IMPRESSIVE Ivanka needs both hands to hold it

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:50

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

George H.W. oval office posted:

Lol imagine if that guy who is crazy in debt and has a bunch seedy past dealings were to try and get a secret clearance. He�d be instantly disqualified for being a security risk

You can't get a job making $9 an hour as a bank teller if you have any debt. Or a job driving a Brinks truck. Because you're considered a huge security risk. They run your credit history and check your debts just to do customer service at a goddamn Citibank.

But you can be president!

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:52

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

lol that every aspect of life can be delayed for years or outright never happen for most people due to a few thousand dollars in debt but Donald Trump is allowed to run around the world and get pissed on in exotic hotel rooms despite being a billion dollars in debt

# ? Sep 28, 2020 17:55

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I have long said that I may release Photographs of my big bird dick, from the time I announced I was going to run for GBS moderator, showing all balls, shafts and heads. It is a very IMPRESSIVE Photograph, and also shows that I am the only GBS poster on record to give myself first degree burns over 60% of my genitals by accidentally masturbating with a depilatory gel.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:02

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

A Fancy Hat posted:

lol that every aspect of life can be delayed for years or outright never happen for most people due to a few thousand dollars in debt but Donald Trump is allowed to run around the world and get pissed on in exotic hotel rooms despite being a billion dollars in debt

Wesley Snipes went to jail for much less.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:03

dk2m: May 6, 2009

there�s a reason why it�s called �debt� for regular people and �leverage� for rich people. credit cards, loans, mortgages, etc is why wages don�t have to increase - you can still �feel� wealthy but live precariously enough that you never want to rock the boat too much. and we�re trained from 18 years old that having 50+k in debt is normal.

wealthy people use debt as a literal lever to scale their investments, especially real estate people. they are constantly in debt because you have to be in order to build. none of this is shocking to me at all, not even his tax deductions. i�m just waiting to see how the democrats gently caress up the messaging here

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:07

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

That is one ugly motherfucker

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:08

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Trump didn't pay the insurance on his yacht because technically the bank owned it which forced them to pay since he wouldn't be the one hosed if it sank.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

That is one ugly motherfucker

Not sure why he just didn't shave his head instead of looking like a hosed up troll doll.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

trem_two posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RJSzczerba/status/1310351309267251205

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:10

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

That is one ugly motherfucker

He's like if Guy Fieri went through The Fly teleporter with a lemon.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:10

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

https://twitter.com/Liz_Shepherd/status/1310627270667595776

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:10

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bird with big dick posted:

I have long said that I may release Photographs of my big bird dick, from the time I announced I was going to run for GBS moderator, showing all balls, shafts and heads. It is a very IMPRESSIVE Photograph, and also shows that I am the only GBS poster on record to give myself first degree burns over 60% of my genitals by accidentally masturbating with a depilatory gel.

Sir we already told you, you are banned from this Wendy�s

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:10

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1310588453277650945

Sorry to quote myself but just a brief reminder that this is the guy that won't provide his DNA for a rape case.

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:12

duck trucker: Oct 14, 2017; YOSPOS

Groovelord Neato posted:

Wesley Snipes went to jail for much less.

The Blade series has been more positive to the health of humanity than the entire history of Trump's family, that's including Blade: Trinity

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priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

duck trucker posted:

The Blade series has been more positive to the health of humanity than the entire history of Trump's family, that's including Blade: Trinity

Trinity is worth it just for the on set anecdotes

# ? Sep 28, 2020 18:14

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