Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Also what gets me with all these chuds being shocked at consequences and not preparing for them or taking any opsec is the realization they legitimately thought they would win. They thought they'd make Trump king, kill congress, and then be on the winning side so who cares.

lol @ the fact that being anti-maskers made them easier to ID too.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

"Don't worry, we'll maintain all of your data until the FBI is done combing through it." *nods*

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Lmao, looks like we found out who Fistboy really is

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/13...5Es1_&ref_url=+

Tomorrow may be an eventful day.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/poedjarin/status/1348054162882191360

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Please Jeffrey my family needs soup

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

grack posted:

Charge people $100 to ride along with the FBI/Marshals and do exactly this, funnel the money to COVID-19 Relief/BLM organizations.


Extra $50 if you want to taser them in the genitals as well.

The marshals are probably gonna do their favorite fugitive round up trick, the ol’ “you won a cruise, come to this event to get your picture taken for publicity purposes and receive your tickets!” ruse.

It’s so transparent but it works and oh man I want to see it happen to these shmucks.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Freedom Social Network - really snappy name. Rolls right off the tongue.

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

There was a lot of loving around. Still not nearly enough finding out.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

alright ameri-goons, before I go to bed please tell me what are chances I wake up tomorrow to find that the impeachment is actually meaningful?

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Lemon posted:

alright ameri-goons, before I go to bed please tell me what are chances I wake up tomorrow to find that the impeachment is actually meaningful?

lol

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Pie in the Sky posted:

Russia will host it and they will use it to further train their bots.

Russia hosting it will be hilarious because it will set of IT department's logs. A lot of companies block and log traffic to Russia. China, lots of company use for some part of their supply chain and may have some voids and white lists but likely not as monitored.

Go on connect your iPhone to my network and request updates from your Russian terrorist site and see if it doesn't get brought up in an emergency meeting.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

pixaal posted:

Jeff Bezo's is happy to fund The Expanse a show against large mega corps. He also funds The Boys, same deal. I think he has a glimmer of hope. He's said he watches and likes both shows.

I mean I wouldn't think too much of that. I've seen literally hundreds of chuds online not grasp that Homelander is the bad guy and The Boys is a satire and not a cool super hero show. poo poo a guy I was kinda friends with at one point said this in a group chat we're in when season 2 came out: "wow wtf the boys has become a libtard show." Once the second season came out and it was straight in your face "right wingers are crazy and dangerous" then all the stupid chuds started freaking out and crying that they made the show political.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Orange Cat posted:

There was a lot of loving around. Still not nearly enough finding out.

Ashli Babbitt did successfully set the new world record for “shortest time between loving around and finding out”

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Worst Revolution Ever

Attacking the U.S. Capitol is not an act of patriotism. Obviously.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/01/worst-revolution-ever/617623/



Here they were, a coalition of the willing: deadbeat dads, YouPorn enthusiasts, slow students, and MMA fans. They had heard the rebel yell, packed up their Confederate flags and Trump banners, and GPS-ed their way to Washington. After a few wrong turns, they had pulled into the swamp with bellies full of beer and Sausage McMuffins, maybe a little high on Adderall, ready to get it done. Like Rush Limbaugh before them, they were in search of their own Presidential Medals of Freedom, and like Donald Trump himself, they were ready to relieve themselves on the withering soul of the nation and the marble floors of the Capitol building. Out of darkness we were born and into darkness we were returning.

If they were animated by any idea, it was that America had somehow gone off track. It had something to do with feminism. It had something to do with Obama-ism. It had something to do with “globalism” and “Marxism.” In other words: It’s the Jews again. Didn’t Trump walk through a cloud of tear gas to hold up a Bible when it was all going down in Washington? Wasn’t he the only one holding the line against the Jews and the Blacks and the satanic pedophiles trying to take over the country?

Fired up by the Great Orator, they charged their way into the Capitol building, which turned out to be as heavily fortified as a slice of angel food cake. The proximate aim of the action was to get inside and stop the certification of the Electoral College vote so that Trump could win, the way Marty McFly went back in time to make sure his future parents fell in love so that he could be born. In one widely circulated video, police with riot shields tried to block the entry of one group of rioters, who yelled at them, “Pussies! Pussies!” And that was the first sign of some possible incoherence at the heart of the revolution. What was the cops’ manly option? Shooting the rioters? And more important: Isn’t this the pro-cop group, the party of law and order?

Once inside, they were bent on proving themselves fierce and intimidating—and they were those things. But when they got to the National Statuary Hall, on the second floor, where velvet ropes indicate the path that tourists must take, they immediately sorted themselves into a line and walked through it. In other words, they were biddable. They were men (and, yes, some women) lost in a modern world that no longer assumed they come first. They were looking for someone to tell them what to do. Trump told them what to do. So did the velvet ropes.

It would not be hard for a tyrant to compel men like these into violence. Like the original patriots, they were ready to crack heads and convinced they were paying too much in taxes.

It seems as though they hadn’t expected to gain entrance with such ease—an ease that becomes more suspicious as the hours pass—and once there they didn’t know what to do, exactly. One patriot made it all the way to Nancy Pelosi’s office, where (per his own gleefully repeated description) he sat at her desk, scratched his balls, left a note—“Nancy, Bigo was here, you bitch”—and grabbed a trophy: an envelope stamped with her name. Soon enough he’d trotted back outside to show it off, the victor in a one-man panty raid. He was an envelope guy in an email world, but suddenly he was taking control of his destiny.

A man in a Viking helmet and the kind of face paint not often seen outside sporting venues held a sign reading Hold the Line Patriots, which made you wonder if he was just a misguided New England fan. Who can make sense of the new football schedule? Inside, he ran around issuing guttural cries and climbing the furniture, like someone who had been thawed out from a 1995 Robert Bly retreat. (Bly was part of the movement that coined the term toxic manhood, the toxicity being office work and too much time around bossy women, and the antidote being a return to the original state of dude nature: roaring, beating drums.) This was not a low-T group. This was not a group that had been robbed and diminished by radical feminism. And they proved it by defecating on the floors and tracking their own filth through the hallways. They were dazed by power and limited in their conception of what to do with it. Some rioters left the building in the charged, happy way people exit the Dive Devil ride at Magic Mountain: single file, grinning, and not really sure what just happened. They cried out for beer, they pumped their fists in triumph, they went looking for Mom and money for curly fries.

The Viking guy was frightening, until it turned out that he’s a notorious ham who shows up at lots of Trump events and loves publicity. Last May, in Phoenix, he was pounding his drum and yelling, “Thank you, President Trump!” and “Thank you, Q!” until a reporter approached him to ask for an interview, and in an instant he turned into Beto O’Rourke. “My name is Jake Angeli,” he said smoothly. “That’s J-A-K-E and A-N-G-E-L-I. Angel with an i.”

The comedian Norm MacDonald has observed that the second-worst job in the world is Crack Whore and that the worst job in the world is Assistant Crack Whore. So let us cast our lonely eyes on the specter of Assistant Viking, Aaron Mostofsky, who was dressed in pelts and carried a police riot shield and who—in a rare Viking flourish—was bespectacled. Can you tell us what you’re doing here today? a reporter asked him. “What I’m doing here today is,” he began, but here the words began to fail him. He looked around and then said he was there to “express my opinion as a free American, my beliefs that this election was stolen. Um—we were cheated.” He adjusted one of his pelts and said that certain blue states—“like New York”—had once been red, and “were stolen.”

Where had he gotten the riot shield? “Found it on the floor,” he said in amazement. “I gave it to the cops, because it might be someone’s personal thing.” Envelope Guy hadn’t stolen Pelosi’s letter; he had left a quarter on her desk in payment. Assistant Viking had dutifully brought his shield to the lost and found, but no one had recognized it. These men had lived their lives in the ranks of a society where rules were constantly imposed upon them, and—even in the midst of the chaos they were creating—they reflexively followed a few of them. They brought items to the lost and found; they walked between the velvet ropes. They were cowed schoolboys and vicious adolescents at the same time. They were in the Capitol building because important rules had been broken. Which ones, exactly? The super-complicated, talkety-talkety ones enshrined in our beloved Constitution, of course. Unlike members of the lost generation whose minds are being poisoned by the obscenities of “critical race theory,” they had been edified and uplifted by the kind of “patriotic” education Donald Trump and Betsy DeVos were trying to deliver to all American children.

Outside, a young woman named Elizabeth was weeping and holding a blue terry-cloth towel to her eyes, while a man beside her tried to comfort her. “I made it, like, a foot inside,” she told a reporter, her voice an admixture of misery and grievance, “and they pushed me out and they maced me!” She made it sound like this had happened to her at the Air and Space Museum. When the reporter asked her where she was from, she said, “Knoxville, Tennessee,” in an especially aggrieved tone, as though this was itself part of the outrage. Maced? A person from Knoxville?

Why had she come to Washington? “We’re storming the Capitol!” she whined. “It’s a revolution!” Patty Hearst was more up to speed on the philosophy and goals of the Symbionese Liberation Army before she got out of the trunk. These people were dressed like cartoon characters, they believe that the country is under attack from pedophiles and “globalists,” and they are certain that Donald Trump won the election. In other words, the Founders’ worst fear—that a bunch of dumbasses would elect a tyrant—had come to pass.

This week the reign of Donald Trump reached its natural culmination, the activation of an army of white thugs who could be motivated by the oldest trick in the nationalist playbook: the promise that they operated in service of some grand idea—to be explained at a later date—and that it was going to take some head-cracking and bloodletting to be born. A 42-year-old Capitol Police officer named Brian Sicknick survived deployment in Iraq only to have his head fatally bashed by Americans with a fire extinguisher in the U.S. Capitol.

The Last Call fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jan 11, 2021

Pie in the Sky
Apr 16, 2009

whoops here we go again



Bogus Adventure posted:

Lmao, looks like we found out who Fistboy really is

lmao

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Please Jeffrey my family needs soup

antifa spotted

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Last Call posted:



It'll be ironic if Russia host it.

Someone needs to just spam photos of Sherman.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Someone needs to just spam photos of Sherman.

Or, better yet, Stacey Abrams.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Sick of this fake news BS :sigh:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1348412641396416512

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

gay picnic defence posted:

As funny as this is it's a bit of a poo poo situation when a website or app can be essentially wiped out on the whim of a handful of billionaires.
not really "on a whim", more "repeated obvious breaches of contract"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Let it sink in that hundreds of Trump supporters went to dc to protest about voting while using the 2nd ammendment and now hundreds will no longer be able to vote or use the 2nd amendment

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



The Last Call posted:



It'll be ironic if Russia host it.
Calling it now - this is going to turn into a gargantuan chaotic mess of shitposters and gimmicks, there will be a major data breach in the first few weeks, and once the fun bit dies down it will slowly die a death before being shut down before the end of the year. That's if they can moderate the hate content and don't get thrown off the internet like Parler are.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde

Yeah, that's his Austin office number. Not like he doxxed anyone there.

https://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=general&id=23

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Bardeh posted:

it's kind of amazing that they thought they could literally storm congress, killing a police officer in the process, and then catch a casual flight home and carry on with their lives.

White privilege is terrifying.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1348416862686613504?s=19

Shadowgate
May 6, 2007

Soiled Meat

Avirosb posted:

Sick of this fake news BS :sigh:

Yeah, fake news BS is really annoying. There are plenty of good lols that aren't fake.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

pixaal posted:

I think even the right wing networks are attempting to distance they see the writing.

then wheres the leaked scoop that he's furious about the networks not taking his calls!!! If I don't get some Genuine Trumplols soon I'm gonna get real sick

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
That movie was pretty terrible though. Not gonna lie.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Grondoth posted:

These people had no loving idea what they were doing, did they? They thought they could break into the Capitol by force and then just leave, didn't they?

The fact that so many of them DID is astounding. Every actual protest I've attended I've known I could get tossed in jail overnight at least. These people didn't even think their flights back would be delayed.

They were white.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Stink Billyums posted:

he is planning to bring back indentured servants

https://twitter.com/mexieYT/status/1348004702085128199

What are you gonna do if I don’t pay Elon? Put me in Space Jail? A small enclosure I can’t leave inside the slightly larger enclosure I also can’t leave?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


TheAardvark posted:

then wheres the leaked scoop that he's furious about the networks not taking his calls!!! If I don't get some Genuine Trumplols soon I'm gonna get real sick

There shall be plenty as Rudy defends him in impeachment II: Oh god I hope they stream it!

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


wuffles posted:

What are you gonna do if I don’t pay Elon? Put me in Space Jail? A small enclosure I can’t leave inside the slightly larger enclosure I also can’t leave?

You will get 20 minutes of air and kicked outside the larger enclosure have fun.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

The Last Call posted:

Worst Revolution Ever Article

It really stuck out to me during the live feeds that they stuck to the paths at first and stayed within the velvet ropes. When they met resistance many of them were in utter shock that the police would do this to them. For many it looked like a game or just some good 'ol fun. If they weren't so dangerous I would almost pity these loving creepy weirdos.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Prayerfully?? Who the gently caress signs a letter with prayerfully?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

14th Amendment Section III

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Some god drat psychopath poo poo. Prayerfully?!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014


How do we know that chud didn’t write this on her letterhead

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply