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sarcastx
Feb 26, 2005



oh also i got my WI absentee (good) ballot yesterday, gonna fill that motherfucker out and take it in today (grapes!)
strangely I've been texted nonstop by the fash but only got one text from the Dems. Not sure what's up with that but... yeah. Try harder, Dems

edit: are taxes still a thing?

sarcastx fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Sep 22, 2020

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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1307802341438099457

lol owned

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Probably should not have had access to weapons in the first place.
Hindsight and all that.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

One thing I like about this article is that the headline says the guy was attacked, but the article says he confronted protesters outside his bar, and the guy he shot was in a fight with someone else.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

How does a business commit suicide

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

smoobles posted:

How does a business commit suicide

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Also things that killed virtually no one:

World War 1
Vietnam conflict
Korean conflict
9/11

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1308399893103476743

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

smoobles posted:

How does a business commit suicide

Corporations are people

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308400185287094274?s=19

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

That was murder

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308401190439456770?s=19

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


fuckin A

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Trump getting laughed at by the UN is easily my favorite Trump moment.


I know this is the lol thread but he is the most vile, empty, embarrassing person to ever live.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308401846592188417?s=19

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308401846592188417

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Groovelord Neato posted:

I know this is the lol thread but he is the most vile, empty, embarrassing person to ever live.

He's *this* close to saying the n-word. Second term, he won't hold back.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Can he nominate Ivanka?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

A Fancy Hat posted:

Some leaked audio from a recent White House meeting might help shed some light on this:

TRUMP: How is he... how can Joe Biden, SLEEPY JOE I CALL HIM, how can he [inaudible] stand up for 3 hours? No lean? He doesn't do the lean?

KUSHNER: Well... I... um.....

TRUMP: Does anybody hear that? It's.... do you hear that? I hear a noise. A buzzing noise, buzzing like bee. I can hear it inside the wall. OBAMA! [inaudible] the walls, he's spying. THEY CALL IT OBAMAGATE and he's doing it RIGHT NOW!

KUSHNER: That's, uh... well.... hmmmmm.

CRUZ: No, sorry, that's me. Sorry, it's just a new, uh... new thing I need to check out online. Yeah, that's the ticket.

*hammering noises are heard*

TRUMP: They call 'em hammers, you use a hammer and you ham a thing, I don't know whether they named the tool first or the meat. Nobody knows, it happened so very long ago. But you gotta....[inaudible] OBAMA INSIDE [inaudible] just like the cow computers, do we remember those? You got the computer but it came inside a cow box, I don't [inaudible] very sleepy. So sleepy. Bye bye.

*a wet thud is heard*

CRUZ: Hey, uh... can I use the wifi here? And can I have like.... 6 minutes of alone time? It helps if I'm thinking about 9/11, do we have some flags I can look at?

KUSHNER: Ummmmmm, well....

The lost tapes

*muffled gorllia noises*

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

hahahahhahahahahahahahahha

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1308403924815224832

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol, standing normally even 100 years ago

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Says the guy who wants to pull federal funding from states that don’t vote for him

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What if Trump has all the votes he needs and then inexplicably nominates a left leaning centrist

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002


Maybe he wants his own McCain moment where he can do a thumbs down to the turtle.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1308375390155612160

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Remember when people lionized him for siding against Trump back in the impeachment trials? Hahahahaha.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Just another normal day where the President of the United States repeats a baseless insanely racist conspiracy theory about a Black politician.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://twitter.com/ilhanmn/status/1308185260321013762?s=21

Hell yeah

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

A hearty LOL to start the day!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


:hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol::hmbol:


E: f,b

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



I love how all the reactionary hogs try to be king poo poo on Twitter and she and AOC lap them effortlessly.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

lol what a bitch

https://twitter.com/SenatorRomney/status/1308403638897958914

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


I couldn't give a GOD drat

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Ah gently caress he put out the rough draft with the red lines through the poo poo he doesn't mean.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Oh word? Mitt Romney is a spineless hypocritical jackoff? I just popped a monocle

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Waterbed Wendy posted:

If I saw a shooting star I would wish that everytime a politician lied a little chimpanzee would pop out from somewhere and twist their titties. It would make me believe in magic again, and I think it would make the world a better place :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIQI6NtnPKo

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Remember when people lionized him for siding against Trump back in the impeachment trials? Hahahahaha.

Mitt Romney: "Black Lives Matter"

Also Mitt Romney: *confirms a supreme court justice that will make lynching legal*

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

old beast lunatic posted:

Oh word? Mitt Romney is a spineless hypocritical jackoff? I just popped a monocle

I disagree in a way. He's not spineless he's just good at manipulating idiots. Any vote against the republican agenda is him trying to convince dipshit democrats and undecideds that he's not so bad. He's gonna tow the line on anything important to them like ACA repeal and only switches sides when he knows his vote will have no say like impeachment.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Merrick Garland (lol great name bro) wasn't that long ago I wish this country didn't have the memory of a goldfish. Democrats are useless. Instead of donating to them I'm going to find ways to support whatever group burned down the last police station.

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