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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Hazo posted:

lol he's still posting

Genuine smoothbrain republican voters would be a lot more fun if they tried to present good faith arguments about their horrendous ideology instead of driveby posting and giggling to themselves about how they totally owned the libs

Yeah just read that guy's gassed thread and it sure is something, just post after post of vague non-answers to good faith questions. No wonder his dad tazed himself in the balls, if that were my kid I'd be tazing my balls into orbit first chance I get

edit, terrible snipe! Have a tweet!

https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1394366812297519106

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Aardvark! posted:

are you trying to tell me you DON'T have a dad Who tazed himself in the balls and died looting a portrait of Tip O'Neill while committing insurrection for a reality show host

He could be Matt Gaetz. Go easy of him. He is probably worried about Nestor.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



abigserve posted:

its probably pretty important to keep talking about Dump lest he get memoryholed

Wait, are you saying that we shouldn't do what his traitorous supporters who tried to violently overthrow the government want us to do?

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Every time someone makes jokes about Kushner bringing peace to the middle east, I keep thinking of his doofy pictures where he's wearing a blue blazer, khakis and a vest with "KUSH" written on a piece of duct tape. You just know he wrote that there thinking "I want all these super bad rear end soldiers to call me Kush or The Kush, and then I, a rich soft new york city boy with bond with hardened killers".

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

rotinaj posted:

check out this dude's post history as a proud republican voter who never thinks about things beyond face value

I'd like to talk.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/richardhine/status/1394420118575267845

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

The Israel talk reminded me of the dude that popped into the r/relationships thread recently to say that um actually Palestine was the name the foreign Roman invaders used and therefore...

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




ben shapino posted:

lmao


the best way to learn from things is to stop talking about them as soon as they stop happening. everyone knows that.

That's how Fistboy deals with all the times his dad stepdad crawled into bed with him at night.

abigserve posted:

its probably pretty important to keep talking about Dump lest he get memoryholed

Seriously, we stopped talking about Bush and Cheney for a while and all of a sudden they're "the libs." gently caress that!

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexPattyy/status/1394363285089275910

Dude also claims to be almost six foot.

Pictures show him to be Ben sized.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Fistboy posted:

I'd like to talk.

I'd like to walk through walls.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I have an omega brain, Joe.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

That's how Fistboy deals with all the times his dad stepdad crawled into bed with him at night.

Don’t bad talk Ron like that. The case was inconclusive after all.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Fistboy posted:

So move on. Just stop mentioning him.

Yeah, why don't you all get over the thing that your country can never possibly recover from?

Still mad about the jan 6th peaceful tourists? Sissies!

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
You know who else wants to talk?



That’s right. The attendant on the other side of the diet coke button he’s pressing in this picture.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Fistboy posted:

He's not president any more.

Forget him. Move on.

https://i.imgur.com/oBA2J2h.mp4

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

I too use my constipation-face to sell useless supplements,

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Fistboy posted:

I'd like to talk.

how about no

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LifeSunDeath posted:

He drew a sharpie circle over alabama and said, against all evidence and all known weather data, that a hurricane would hit there. Then people thought "this guy is so honest, he definitely had an election stolen from him."

This is a while back, but I believe that this incident is a perfect microcosm of the way Trump dealt with everything.

There was a big important thing happening. A force of nature. A thing that had been studied, and was being monitored by experts. The experts said "X is going to happen." Trump, on hearing that said "You think you're smarter than me? gently caress off. Y is going to happen." The experts said "No, no, here is proof, and data, and everything else we need to know that X is happening. And will happen soon." Trump said "Nup. You are all stupid poopy losers. Y is happening." Then he went on TV, with the experts standing next to him, and using badly, shoddily, and obviously doctored data said "I, the smartest most handsome man in this room, say that Y is going to happen." Then he walked away to eat a fillet o fish and go golfing, as the now crestfallen and ashen faced experts took the mic and said "Umm, yeah well whilst we obviously dont want to disagree with the President, because we want to keep our jobs Y is not happening in any shake of the imagination, and X is actually happening now, if you look out your window."

And the world moved on, never mentioning it again. And having to deal with the consequences of X, because Trump and his administration didn't do gently caress all to stop it or help those affected by it.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1394341774672502790

Probably nothing. It sounds more like a generalized "the governor should have done something" without anything concrete about him knowing or participating. Still, that might help summon my balls back home if true.

https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1394271073168986112

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1394320898996453381

This is the best distracting scandal you can come up with? That the CDC talked to teachers before making school recommendations? I liked the Hunter Biden hard drives better. Can we hear more about them?

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1394367158700978183

Strong Karen energy.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1394427511199567872

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfJohn/status/1394407569066586112

Reagan is not amused. :colbert:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1394131398022385665

:tinfoil:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

BrigadierSensible posted:


There was a big important thing happening. A force of nature. A thing that had been studied, and was being monitored by experts. The experts said "X is going to happen." Trump, on hearing that said "You think you're smarter than me? gently caress off. Y is going to happen." The experts said "No, no, here is proof, and data, and everything else we need to know that X is happening. And will happen soon." Trump said "Nup. You are all stupid poopy losers. Y is happening." Then he went on TV, with the experts standing next to him, and using badly, shoddily, and obviously doctored data said "I, the smartest most handsome man in this room, say that Y is going to happen." Then he walked away to eat a fillet o fish and go golfing, as the now crestfallen and ashen faced experts took the mic and said "Umm, yeah well whilst we obviously dont want to disagree with the President, because we want to keep our jobs Y is not happening in any shake of the imagination, and X is actually happening now, if you look out your window."


This is a description of the 2016 election.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1394403898916474881

lol, tiny bit of shade being thrown. I take it Trump is still being audited?

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Fistboy posted:

I'd like to talk.

:maga:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner


Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bronze Fonz posted:

Yeah, why don't you all get over the thing that your country can never possibly recover from?

Still mad about the jan 6th peaceful tourists? Sissies!

Burned down innocent business.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Fistboy posted:

I'd like to talk.

Don't talk, fuckface

Read.

Go read books and news reports and poo poo, you have taken blind ignorance to the extreme. For all your talk about how much you wish that other people wouldn't write off republicans and republican voters, it's because people like you are proud of being uninformed that we decide you're dumb as gently caress

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

rotinaj posted:

Don't talk, fuckface

Read.

Go read books and news reports and poo poo, you have taken blind ignorance to the extreme. For all your talk about how much you wish that other people wouldn't write off republicans and republican voters, it's because people like you are proud of being uninformed that we decide you're dumb as gently caress

but they've already read all of Rush Limbaughs books

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Fistboy posted:

Burned down innocent business.

Ah, yes, the innocent businesses. We never think of the businesses in America.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

been awhile since we’ve had a live one itt

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ben shapino posted:

how about no

Eh ok. No worries dude

Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007

Fistboy posted:

Burned down innocent business.

Bruh I've never met you or anything but judging by your posts you just seem like a guy who has too much poop in his underpants. Like, there is probably a whole poop sitting in there.

Go do it now, go check your underpants for poop and fix that all up.

Then gently caress off.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Idk why but realizing gaetz probably raped a 14 year old is so much worse than randomly stealing a child, which is what I assumed happened

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner


Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

rotinaj posted:

Don't talk, fuckface

Read.

Go read books and news reports and poo poo, you have taken blind ignorance to the extreme. For all your talk about how much you wish that other people wouldn't write off republicans and republican voters, it's because people like you are proud of being uninformed that we decide you're dumb as gently caress

No insults. We have our own opinions. You have yours. I have mine.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1394403898916474881

lol, tiny bit of shade being thrown. I take it Trump is still being audited?

Don't worry, the Cyber Ninjas are on that too. Turns out everything is above board, in fact Trump is actually owed money and said he'd let us keep it!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Or just throw the whole thing away? Sure, it seems nice to think the president could forgive some random person that 20 years for a dime bag in Alabama, but they always just set a bunch of cronies free.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Fistboy posted:

No insults. We have our own opinions. You have yours. I have mine.

Let's pick a random Republican opinion
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1394434308316729344

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Idk why but realizing gaetz probably raped a 14 year old is so much worse than randomly stealing a child, which is what I assumed happened

I wouldn't expect anything less from Rep Matt Gaetz (D).

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1394439847700439040

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