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MrMojok posted:
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I'm not sure why so many people are confused on this, Fox News just displayed the official list of American vs UnAmerican things. UnAmerican: 1) Cancel culture! 2) OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3) Going to the border for a photo op 4) Nike, Coca-Cola, Disney 5) The army (cuz they are now weak snowflake liberals!!!) 6) Disrespecting the troops or the flag American: 1) Cancelling Joe Biden for his many sins 2) Trump baby, Trump! 3) Going to the border for a Trump rally/photo op 4) Pepsi? Can we drink Pepsi? Wait no, they were cancelled before. Dr. Pibb? Is that okay? We'll get back to you on this. 5) Being in the army and then coming home and NOT getting mental health checkups (those are for wimps) and then either killing yourself or killing many other people 6) Putting a picture of Trump on the flag and also turning the flag into your pants That basically covers every aspect of American life right now, you can kind of infer other points based on this guidance.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:48
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A flag colored Lady Liberty shaped fleshlight
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Jun 28, 2021 17:51
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pooch516 posted:Why didn't Trump get rid of these tunnels in DC when he was President? He used them to hide from George Floyd protestors.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:51
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Bodyguard doing the blowjob gesture.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:52
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Stoatbringer posted:Bodyguard doing the blowjob gesture. With nobody looking at Trump, looks like a toddler screaming for Mommy because they shat themselves.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:53
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Johnny Aztec posted:With nobody looking at Trump, looks like a toddler screaming for Mommy because they shat themselves. "looks like"
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Jun 28, 2021 17:54
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You would think Dan Crenshaw would be sympathetic to someone having to turn. It must be exhausting.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:55
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I'm just pissed off that someone with a cool solid snake eyepatch is such a dweeb
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Jun 28, 2021 17:58
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bird with big dick posted:Sure, if you think a chain link fence keeps mosquitos out of your yard I think you're shitposting but I still feel compelled to ask if you're shitposting
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Jun 28, 2021 18:00
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pixaal posted:What's with all the naked ghosts getting jacked off? It's his special way of thanking the Founding Fathers for making the greatest country on Earth, USA!! What a patriot 
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Jun 28, 2021 18:01
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Time to redistrict Crenshaw imo
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Jun 28, 2021 18:03
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Or, you know, coughing from the lung destroying covid he caught from the big wet dude next to him.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:03
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A Fancy Hat posted:4) Pepsi? Can we drink Pepsi? Wait no, they were cancelled before. Dr. Pibb? Is that okay? We'll get back to you on this. Carbonated Goya bean water is the GOP Soda of choice.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:04
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don't make mr pibb or dr pepper a chud drink please 
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Jun 28, 2021 18:07
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Strong Sauce posted:don't make mr pibb or dr pepper a chud drink please Dr. Pepper is owned by Snapple
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Jun 28, 2021 18:08
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Johnny Aztec posted:A flag colored Lady Liberty shaped fleshlight Trump Rumps
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Jun 28, 2021 18:09
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pooch516 posted:Why didn't Trump get rid of these tunnels in DC when he was President? Where.... they never told me, okay? OKAY? The tunnels... I gotta... where are they? The JFK tunnel, the one he used for the beautiful women? Marilyn? Is she... they're.... they're telling me not to ask this. I had a tunnel once, a VERY luxurious tunnel, and do you know what it did? It led into the locker room of the Miss Teen USA pageant, WHICH I OWNED, which was incredible. And I... I could walk in there LIKE A DOG and nobody could stop me. Because I owned it and because of the tunnel. And now I... they're telling me there's another tunnel which is much deeper in a way and filled with much more of the.... well.... the girls. They are a little younger, which is.... I've been to the island, okay? You know. They're saying I can't mention this but... well.... okay. Can someone tell me where the tunnel is? Or was? I will... I believe I still get the access, is that.... is that correct? Rudy?
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Jun 28, 2021 18:10
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Time to redistrict Crenshaw imo 
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Jun 28, 2021 18:14
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Yes, tell me more about this "cancel culture" thing, Republicans. Tell me more.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:16
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"Dan Crenshaw, you believe that Gwen Berry, American Olympic athlete, should be cancelled for her display of first amendment rights, adding to the perceived conservative problem of cancel culture - care to comment?"
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Jun 28, 2021 18:22
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I have been led to understand that racism is over(canceled?) therefore why still protesting??
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Jun 28, 2021 18:25
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Stop engaging with republicans on their terms. When a conservative brings up protest, they want to get bogged down in "this is a right/no it isn't" so nobody talks about WHAT is being protested. When they bring it up, laugh about how triggered they are by a child and don't engage. That's the answer. Stop playing the games THEY want to play.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:26
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Time to redistrict Crenshaw imo Big time LOL
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Jun 28, 2021 18:33
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Stop engaging with republicans on their terms. When a conservative brings up protest, they want to get bogged down in "this is a right/no it isn't" so nobody talks about WHAT is being protested. When they bring it up, laugh about how triggered they are by a child and don't engage. That's the answer. Stop playing the games THEY want to play. I like to point out that I will never take any of thier opinions seriously because they put a loving retard in the white house and they're still not ashamed of it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 28, 2021 18:34
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old beast lunatic posted:America only got to the moon because of a fuckin nazi anyway. also because of America's sheer butt-hurt when the Russians beat them over and over at space stuff.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:35
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Your daily dose of cops shouldn't exist: https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1409287266158137344?s=19
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old beast lunatic posted:I like to point out that I will never take any of thier opinions seriously because they put a loving retard in the white house and they're still not ashamed of it. Oh no, AGAIN?!!!
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TotalLossBrain posted:also because of America's sheer butt-hurt when the Russians beat them over and over at space stuff. Never doubt the power of American spite
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Jun 28, 2021 18:36
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Your daily dose of cops shouldn't exist: It sounds like someone at a food cart yelled a homophobic slur during a Pride gathering of all places, the crowd got a little... punchy because of it, and cops came in with tasers blazing because of it. https://nypost.com/2021/06/28/8-arrested-in-chaotic-night-at-washington-square-park-cops/
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Jun 28, 2021 18:40
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Having finished their dinner together, Stone and Loomer opened their wallets. Beads of sweat had formed on their caked brows. Looking nervously at one another, their eyes 👀 darted to the houseflies buzzing out of the monied folds. Their tongues shot out, crossing and twisting in mid-air, like yo-yo strings, as their green heads moved toward one another. >Click here< to find out what happens next.
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Jun 28, 2021 18:41
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Womp womp edit: duh the image basically says as much pixaal posted:Dr. Pepper is owned by Snapple wasn't it keurig? the anti-fa coffee maker?
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Jun 28, 2021 18:41
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Catastrophe posted:The Caesar's-owned casinos are the dumbest. Caesar's Las Vegas was victim of the most amount of money I ripped-off from a casino on a per-minute basis, once. I had to go in to do it because my fiance had been banned from all Caesar's properties after she successfully sued the Paris casino and won for their security forcefully and illegally "back-rooming" her in detention due to mistaken identity. Turns out the court system doesn't smile upon security guards who think they're police officers. unrelated but id love to know more
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Jun 28, 2021 18:43
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How did that anti-porn cell phone law do in Utah?
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Jun 28, 2021 18:53
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Strong Sauce posted:i'd like to see the numbers for obama appointees because the more likely cause of biden having more nominees is because trump... just didn't bother filling any of the vacancies other than the ones he could exploit for profit. Yeah, Trump had to have his hand held by his GOP enablers when it came to appointing people, because he did not give a gently caress. That poo poo was boring to him. Why appoint a deputy undersecretary to the whatever-whatever when there’s golf?
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Alan Smithee posted:unrelated but id love to know more tl;dr I made 3 $2500 rapid-fire bets at a table, won all three, cashed out, and walked out the door. I went in with $7500 and walked out with $15,000 from less than 2 minutes worth of time. It wasn't enormous but, on a per-hour basis, it was pretty hilariously nice. I mostly focused on blackjack. My partner mostly focused on poker. She actually won 6-digits as the payout for winning a poker tournament at the MGM once and used that as a downpayment on her house. It was easily the worst 'job' I ever had even though it paid extremely well. I got very good at getting money but not getting caught. I would get on my knees and beg anyone who's interested to please reconsider and walk away, though. It's awful.
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Catastrophe posted:It sounds like someone at a food cart yelled a homophobic slur during a Pride gathering of all places, the crowd got a little... punchy because of it, and cops came in with tasers blazing because of it. ... why would you work a pride gathering and not be fine with the people there for it in b4 fox has a "so much for the tolerant left" field day
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Jun 28, 2021 19:02
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Womp womp Reminder: Trump just didn't nominate people for a shitton of positions. It was an enormous problem. Biden's had more nominees approved because he's actually doing his job while Trump was ignoring everything and going golfing.
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