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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.






I... There's carbon? They're concerned that there's carbon-12 in graphene?






Yes, you're right. Carbon is the number of the beast, and you should avoid all foods that contain it.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





ikanreed posted:

I... There's carbon? They're concerned that there's carbon-12 in graphene?






Yes, you're right. Carbon is the number of the beast, and you should avoid all foods that contain it.

Wait till they find out their carbon based life forms! :hydrogen:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Xenocides posted:

Not having them was never on the table. When the constitutional convention formed many of the people considered each state its own nation.

Like I said: completely wormsmooth-brained founding fathers

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





ikanreed posted:

I... There's carbon? They're concerned that there's carbon-12 in graphene?






Yes, you're right. Carbon is the number of the beast, and you should avoid all foods that contain it.

Graphene became well-known in the early 2000s and you can make it at home with a pencil and scotch tape



What I'm saying is, it makes total sense that these idiots think it's new and scary

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

One of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward like a fat pink mast.

It blows my mind that Trump is such a lovely businessman he isn't milking his adoring fans with Trump Beer, Whiskey, Cigarettes, Cigars, Vapes, etc.

He's just asking for straight cash donations when he could be swimming in cash by getting into vice and merchandising.

He's finally famous enough to be the brand name he's always wanted to be and he's leaving billions of dollars on the table.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Hazo posted:

Graphene became well-known in the early 2000s and you can make it at home with a pencil and scotch tape



What I'm saying is, it makes total sense that these idiots think it's new and scary

People fear what they don't understand, and some people don't understand anything. LOL!!!

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



https://twitter.com/AbbyToml/status/1426916293966434306

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1426904988933046279

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1427012323122761735

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

It blows my mind that Trump is such a lovely businessman he isn't milking his adoring fans with Trump Beer, Whiskey, Cigarettes, Cigars, Vapes, etc.

He's just asking for straight cash donations when he could be swimming in cash by getting into vice and merchandising.

He's finally famous enough to be the brand name he's always wanted to be and he's leaving billions of dollars on the table.

Your mistake here is assuming Trump would do anything that requires effort.


A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

One of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward like a fat pink mast.


I can't believe I have to pay taxes to keep these hogs breathing.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/hollandcourtney/status/1426255522789924872?s=19

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

It blows my mind that Trump is such a lovely businessman he isn't milking his adoring fans with Trump Beer, Whiskey, Cigarettes, Cigars, Vapes, etc.

He's just asking for straight cash donations when he could be swimming in cash by getting into vice and merchandising.

He's finally famous enough to be the brand name he's always wanted to be and he's leaving billions of dollars on the table.

He was able to raise a hundred million dollars that he can spend on anything just by having some people send out emails. Why the hell would he bother with the effort of starting a business with an actual product?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


e: I'm dumb, unhelpful, and no one should listen to my worthless attempts to help others ever

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 16, 2021

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


haljordan posted:

He was able to raise a hundred million dollars that he can spend on anything just by having some people send out emails. Why the hell would he bother with the effort of starting a business with an actual product?

Doesn't have to start a business, just license his name and likeness to a company. Isn't that what he did with the Trump steaks thing?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Trump-ish? WTF?

I, for one, am insulted.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


goatface posted:

Trump-ish? WTF?

I, for one, am insulted.

That's not how I meant that. My brain is really... bad, right now. Typing words gooder is proving difficult.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1427015451582685190

Tourist.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



goatface posted:

Trump-ish?

My least favorite Black-ish spinoff series

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





Who What Now posted:

My least favorite Black-ish spinoff series

Every episode ends with chicken fries and piss

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Sunswipe posted:

Doesn't have to start a business, just license his name and likeness to a company. Isn't that what he did with the Trump steaks thing?

Yeah and it bombed baaaaad.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


another chud state rep decided it was a great time to hang out at the ICU for a while:

quote:

WASHINGTON, N.C. (WNCT) — NC Rep. Keith Kidwell, who serves District 79 and Beaufort County, announced on Friday that he is in the hospital after his wife was diagnosed with COVID-19. It has since been learned both have been diagnosed with the coronavirus.

...

Kidwell has been vocal about not wearing a mask. He is the chief sponsor of House Bill 572, which would not allow Gov. Roy Cooper to issue an executive order to require vaccination. The bill passed the NC House in May but has not moved further in the NC Senate.

https://www.wnct.com/health/coronavirus/nc-rep-keith-kidwell-says-hes-in-the-hospital-after-wife-diagnosed-with-covid-19/

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"



lmao

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.


Not that I listen to all that much country music but Jason Aldean is dead to me (and a lot of his fans are about to be too…)

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Have a tweet from a catty little bitch:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1427023746561421315

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

I do wish they'd ban people for parroting his worthless poo poo.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






https://twitter.com/BadCOVID19Takes/status/1427026563342557187

Who fought again?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


haljordan posted:

Yeah and it bombed baaaaad.

He didn't have an army of chuds willing to do anything to own the libs then.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE






Honestly the most frustrating part is how he very clearly farted this out based on the advice of some intern and we all know with 100% certainty that Trump couldn't name the capital of Afghanistan

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

One of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward like a fat pink mast.

Sunswipe posted:

He didn't have an army of chuds willing to do anything to own the libs then.

Yeah, that was my point. For 40 years he tried to make TRUMP a brand.

Now it is and he's not making money off it.

Absolute donkey brains.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1427027319357587463

Republicans: We don't want to help you, now give us money!

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007



Exchanging glaaances..




I mean, the Biden logo *is* designed to evoke Obama's design and capitalize on their association, they're not wrong about that part. And ultimately it's just a visual nod back to the stripes in the American flag as well. I *wish* they were socialist.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Yeah, that was my point. For 40 years he tried to make TRUMP a brand.

Now it is and he's not making money off it.

Absolute donkey brains.

Totally agree. Same as he could have made a fortune off the pandemic with Trump and MAGA branded facemasks, but he was too stupid to do that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

It doesn't instil enough fear. Covid is too impersonal for the fear tactics they have developed. Illuminati, faceless megacorps and the elitist scientists with their book learnin' are much easier targets

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Yeah, that was my point. For 40 years he tried to make TRUMP a brand.

Now it is and he's not making money off it.

Absolute donkey brains.

The thing is, he is obsessed with his brand being associated with high class and luxury, so the complete opposite of what his fans would actually buy. He could probably make all the money if he came out with Trump brand malt liquor, but his ego and obsession with being associated with luxury would never allow it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer


They have used that logo since 2008.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Sunswipe posted:

Totally agree. Same as he could have made a fortune off the pandemic with Trump and MAGA branded facemasks, but he was too stupid to do that.

I know right? MAGAs already love masks:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

goatface posted:

They have used that logo since 2008.

My god. That means he was a clone or a vampire or a vampire clone the whole time he was president.

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Durzel
Nov 15, 2005



Lmao this guy was your President for 4 years.

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