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wuffles posted:Just remembered that trump thought you had to show ID to buy groceries He was confused at why everyone took their wallet out. You see the only thing in there is your ID. Money is something you just say send the bill to my guy.
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Surviving covid is the least funny thing he did
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https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440677269052264448 That's rough buddy.
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The purest Trump thing to me will always be the picture of him meeting that kid in the skeleton costume and MAGA hat. If I wrote a book that would be the cover, it perfectly captures the combination of horror and comedy that we're living through.
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The Last Call posted:
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440677269052264448 lol "none of the above" got more votes than he did
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1440647064233332736 Undercutting democracy? That's so Republican.
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Doc sighed in relief that his worst patients will soon be dead lmao
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Look guys, I'm sure we're very upset that a few self-serving shitheads who don't care about abortion or fetuses hijacked your carefully constructed law . . . but that's how the law is written. This is going to keep happening. Like, it's written to be this easy.
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"just be nice and reason with them!" "ok, look: vaccines are safe and important and will protect you and the people you care about. i care about you and want you to be safe, i-" "I TOLD MY DOCTER I DIDN'T HAVE THE VACCINE AND HE SECRET SMILED AND SENT ME POSITIVE ENERGIES THROUGH HIS BRAIN WAVES!! CHECKMATE LIB!!"
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:You have to show ID to shop Told a small child Santa isn't real Man woman person camera tv Raisin Cain Thumbs up for mass shooting orphans
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Trump files $100 million suit against niece, New York Times over bombshell tax story In a statement, Mary Trump called her uncle desperate and said, “I think he is a loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can." https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-files-100-million-suits-against-niece-new-york-times-n1279801 Former President Donald Trump filed a $100 million lawsuit Tuesday against his estranged niece, Mary Trump, and the New York Times, claiming they conspired to obtain his tax returns for the paper’s Pulitzer-winning story on his undisclosed finances. The lawsuit asserts that Mary Trump and three Times reporters — Susanne Craig, David Barstow and Russell Buettner — were engaged in what the suit calls an “insidious plot” and an “extensive crusade” to obtain Trump’s taxes. “The defendants engaged in an insidious plot to obtain confidential and highly-sensitive records which they exploited for their own benefit and utilized as a means of falsely legitimizing their publicized works,” the lawsuit claims. In a statement, Mary Trump called her uncle desperate. “I think he is a loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can. It’s desperation. The walls are closing in and he is throwing anything against the wall that he thinks will stick," she said. "As is always the case with Donald, he’ll try and change the subject.” The Times said in a statement it plans to challenge the lawsuit. "The Times' coverage of Donald Trump's taxes helped inform citizens through meticulous reporting on a subject of overriding public interest," Danielle Rhoades Ha, a spokesperson for the paper, said. "This lawsuit is an attempt to silence independent news organizations and we plan to vigorously defend against it.” The 27-page suit alleges the reporter “relentlessly sought out his niece … and convinced her to smuggle the records out of her attorney’s office and turn them over to The Times.” It added, “Craig, aware that the documents had been derived from the litigation proceedings of the Estate Actions, directed Mary Trump to retrieve the documents from the office of her prior attorney for the Estate Actions, Farrell Fritz, and to ‘smuggle’ them out.” The suit claims Mary Trump violated a confidentiality agreement that barred her from publicly releasing details of the family’s finances under the terms of the settlement of Fred Trump Sr.'s estate. The suit claims Trump's niece and the reporters were “motivated by a personal vendetta and their desire to gain fame, notoriety, acclaim and a financial windfall” and to “advance their political agenda.” The biggest diaper wearing loser.
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A Fancy Hat posted:The purest Trump thing to me will always be the picture of him meeting that kid in the skeleton costume and MAGA hat. lol I just remembered when Trump got bored handing out candy he started wandering and put a candy bar on a kid's head
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm posting this not because the situation itself is an lol, but take a look at the spoiler  Democratic ladies, don’t loving date Republicans.  The era of James Carville and Mary Matalin is way dead. That’s boomer poo poo. The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1440677271396704269 A lawyer will defend a client for any crime. A lawyer will only quit if the client is demanding that the lawyer do illegal poo poo in order to defend them. Or if the check doesn’t clear, I guess.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:
or if the clients wont cooperate, thus putting the lawyer's professionalism at stake thats the one that happened here 99.99999% the .0000001 is the chekc not clearing lol
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Lol their doctor breathed a sigh of relief because he learned that covid wasn't infecting a vaccinated person, thus supporting the logic that vaccines work. Desperately clutching at straws as I get covid for a second time
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1440699912413454336 They hate where they come from, don't they?
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The Last Call posted:
Aren't these the same people predicting this "scam" will kill them and/or make them all... *checks notes* "5G-Lib-China-pedo-cuck-bots"? Because if they predicted that, and they're 100% accurate, then that means it's going to happen, right?  abigserve posted:A big part of propaganda is dehumanizing the enemy but nobody ever banked on the concept of letting the enemy dehumanize themselves before code: GolfHole posted:the .0000001 is the chekc not clearing lol Depends on who writes the check. If Donny Two Scoops is writing the check, don't hold your breath on it clearing. loving hell, if that failed steak salesman handed you anything twenty or larger, you better check for the drat security strip.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Lol their doctor breathed a sigh of relief because he learned that covid wasn't infecting a vaccinated person, thus supporting the logic that vaccines work. It was actually a sigh of disappointment that they are this stupid.
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Gotta pull the ladders up behind you or everyone will get up here.
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The doctor breathed a sigh of relief because he looked forward to this rear end in a top hat being dead soon. e: beaten Time_pants fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Sep 22, 2021 |
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wuffles posted:Just remembered that trump thought you had to show ID to buy groceries You jest but the UK’s anti weapon laws are so strong you have to show ID to prove you are over 18 to buy teaspoons. Over the years I’ve had homophobic fuckwads on the till do the thing where they deliberately card you when they’ve seen butter knives or matches in your shop, knowing drat well that no one over the age of 30 carries age verification ID in the UK.
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Steadiman posted:lol "none of the above" got more votes than he did Nice to see a Brewster's Millions reference in 2021.
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The doctor sighed but this guy is so loving dumb he thinks it was in relief. Why would it be in relief? It literally does not make contextual sense for the doctor to be relieved. And why would anyone sue you if you smoke? I swear chuds make decisions based on catchphrases.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440677269052264448 The news interview with him after losing is hard to watch... 
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440677269052264448 "people come up to you crying" buddy that's a trump thing and you can't even be 1/10th of 1/10th of trump
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spunkshui posted:The doctor sighed but this guy is so loving dumb he thinks it was in relief. There is this weird chud deficiency in being able to read body language or understand human beings at a basic level. Thinking the doctor was giving a sigh of relief makes sense when you remember these dumb assholes thought a idiotic diaper wearing bitch was the height of masculinity and wisdom.
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https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440705208615510016 Critical thinking means your against white people rabble rabble rabble rabble
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1440699912413454336 So the ideal republican candidate. Edit: And he married into (and hosed around and divorced out of) a prominent wealthy traditional Jewish centrist Democratic family, so he could have comfortably had all the connections and money he needed to have a centrist/shitlib career, but instead has decided that he wants to be the Jewish Trump (TM). The Last Call posted:Critical thinking means your against white people rabble rabble rabble rabble stealie72 fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Sep 22, 2021 |
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1440705208615510016 There's got to be a movie or show somewhere that the gag is people get told some incredibly obvious lie about some goofy thing and immediately go to the highest office and proclaim how stupid they are by asking about said overt lie. Anyway, I want fox news to get people energized about COCK GOBLINS and troll them into asking their local clergy to denounce COCK GOBLINS, on cam, so everyone can laugh.
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Herman Merman posted:That's not how respirator masks work. Microscopic particles just don't behave the same way as peas or billiard balls. That's great, but the vast majority of people aren't wearing respirator masks. That's not what was being discussed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respirator#Contrast_with_surgical_mask CPA Hell posted:I know this thread is for lols, but I went through this exact same trajectory and now I’m really struggling because many of my friends went through the same, but came out on the other side. And what’s made this misinformation campaign so powerful is that it gives the resisters the assurance that they are reasoning, are smart and are taking care of other people by not falling for a scam. All their news sources are skewed right and supporting them in these positions and making the other side look ridiculous. In my experience, the only friends and family who ended up on the other side were already right-wing leaning and/or Fox News consumers. I've pretty much just written them off and  ed and it's made my life a lot less stressful. I'm all out of understanding and tolerance. Hundreds of thousands of preventable covid deaths and the last couple of years in general (including Trump nearly winning a second term after 4 years of insanity. What. The. gently caress.) really did a number on the casual faith in humanity and general sympathy for ignorance I've had for my whole life. I am no longer the person I was.Some people suck. Those people can eat poo poo (and do it somewhere else away from me).
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The Saxecutioner posted:I think I had north of 800 FB friends leading up to the election and a large percentage started rage posting militant Trump poo poo. I decided to cull the herd. I did that earlier this year, I didn't have nearly as much cutting to do thankfully (was around 125-130 FB friends or something like that, down to around 95 now), and now my feed has no "GOD SENT US AND ANGEL TOO FITE FOR US AND HES NAME IS DONALD TRUMP!!1!" poo poo clogging it up. Now it's mostly stuff about 3d printing, painting miniatures, and catte pics. 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I did that earlier this year, I didn't have nearly as much cutting to do thankfully (was around 125-130 FB friends or something like that, down to around 95 now), and now my feed has no "GOD SENT US AND ANGEL TOO FITE FOR US AND HES NAME IS DONALD TRUMP!!1!" poo poo clogging it up. Now it's mostly stuff about 3d printing, painting miniatures, and catte pics. there has been a noticeable down turn in people talking about trump since he got banned from loving twitter LOL!!! Just think about that A sitting US president got banned from all social media, and is still banned almost a year later, after being deposed.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1440705050939047942 mmm, spiritual smackdown
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I did that earlier this year, I didn't have nearly as much cutting to do thankfully (was around 125-130 FB friends or something like that, down to around 95 now), and now my feed has no "GOD SENT US AND ANGEL TOO FITE FOR US AND HES NAME IS DONALD TRUMP!!1!" poo poo clogging it up. Now it's mostly stuff about 3d printing, painting miniatures, and catte pics. So you're saying that your ideal Facebook friend would be a 3D printed miniature painted cat picture? Hell, same.
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