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Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

fuckingtest posted:

The best Women.



I'm the fat Karen thinking about Thrump's Toad dick.


The Last Call posted:

Where did you think Bayonetta got the inspiration. Angels in the game are more akin to what they're described in bible. It gets pretty drat crazy.

Interesting.

Where did the whole "blonde dude with wings" thing come from?

SORRY ABOUT THE DERAIL.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Castor Poe posted:

I'm the fat Karen thinking about Thrump's Toad dick.

Interesting.

Where did the whole "blonde dude with wings" thing come from?

SORRY ABOUT THE DERAIL.

Angels in pop culture: A human with wings

Angels in bible: A series of interlocking wheels with wings and every facet of the outer spinning wheels is covered in eyes

Drawing/sculpting/otherwise depecting angels as people with wings is really old, stretching back to even just after Christianity began and are probably just the usual subsumation of an existing religious practice of the romans household protector gods who were, well humans with wings. Christian angels as humans with wings go back to at least the 4th century.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Castor Poe posted:

I'm the fat Karen thinking about Thrump's Toad dick.



e:
https://i.imgur.com/3iYYKpl.mp4

Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Sep 27, 2021

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

You know somewhere there was a Applebees that had a staff wondering way they didn't have the usual table of shitheads that night.

On a side not, a cousin of mine tested positive last week. She thankfully was vaccinated, but she has a compromised immune system and is really unhealthy. They gave her an monoclonal infusion and she's already recovering. If she hadn't been vaccinated, there is no chance that she would have survived.

CitizenKain fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Sep 27, 2021

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Lmao, he's such a loving piece of poo poo. He's just as stubborn and thick-headed as the chuds.

he is a contrarian rear end in a top hat who was already NIMBY about nazis but now has doubled down and sunk cost himself into defending trump and out and out alt right white supremists because he stupidly thinks they wouldnt put a speed hole in his head for being gay because he is "useful" to them.



The Last Call posted:

Story time bitches!

This is about Vickie who believed in the confederate flag and not taking any vaccine. Then she got covid, her birds died, the south didn't rise and neither did Vickie.










i sorta feel bad for clint in this one because you can slowly see it sink in that shits actually bad and american white supply side jebus isnt gonna save his wife or their pets.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he is a contrarian rear end in a top hat who was already NIMBY about nazis but now has doubled down and sunk cost himself into defending trump and out and out alt right white supremists because he stupidly thinks they wouldnt put a speed hole in his head for being gay because he is "useful" to them.

i sorta feel bad for clint in this one because you can slowly see it sink in that shits actually bad and american white supply side jebus isnt gonna save his wife or their pets.

Nah, he cast his lot on purpose. He can get hosed with the rest of them.

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

Thanks friend, now I just gotta learn how to look at this poo poo.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Castor Poe posted:

I'm the fat Karen thinking about Thrump's Toad dick.

Interesting.

Where did the whole "blonde dude with wings" thing come from?

SORRY ABOUT THE DERAIL.

You got to remember a fair amount of Christianity was cobbled together from many sources and influences. Like all things in time they kept what was wanted or needed and made changes or edits where it was needed or thought best. Look at King James version of the bible. In every version of the bible certain text and meaning is changed as people try to understand what the original text was saying or meaning or was even said to begin with. It's why we got a billion off shoots of Christianity that believe in God but the details can vary quite a bit. If I asked what was Jesus birthday you'll say December 25th and everyone knows that. Except that isn't really true though with all these details people disagree, it's likely it was moved to December 25th to counter the pagan holiday. What did they do with what the Pagans worshipped? They used him as a source of evil. Here's a hint, he had horns and hooves. Those sly devils eh?

https://historyofyesterday.com/how-angels-really-look-like-according-to-the-bible-d4d339112619 Here's a link you might like to read, it even has the blonde dude with wings aka Malakim. The other angels on the other hand....well take a read.



Back to the regular scheduled programming:

LOOK HOW EVIL THESE DEMOCRATS ARE

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1442323660899950595

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

A delightful MAGA garden gnome.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SocketWrench posted:

Wonder what it's like to have the brain of an eight year old in the body of an adult pretending to be someone of importance in politics

it's like the movie Big

but you riddle the "Gypsy demon machine" full of bullets

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Scam Likely posted:

A delightful MAGA garden gnome.

I hope the local feral cats start stalking it...
😻

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Remember when Trump totally had a medical reform in a stack of papers NO YOU CAN'T SEE IT

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Holy gently caress

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

BigglesSWE posted:

Remember when Trump totally had a medical reform in a stack of papers NO YOU CAN'T SEE IT

He just needed two more weeks, why couldn't you fucks just give him two more weeks??!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BrigadierSensible posted:

Stayed at the scene and met with the police.

So the bastard isn't even running from justice. It was "yeah, I sped up to blow poisonous smoke on those lefty hippie cyclists, and accidentally ran over them, putting them in hospital."

They might not have been lefty hippies. My chud father-in-law has been an avid cyclist for two decades. :lol:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he is a contrarian rear end in a top hat who was already NIMBY about nazis but now has doubled down and sunk cost himself into defending trump and out and out alt right white supremists because he stupidly thinks they wouldnt put a speed hole in his head for being gay because he is "useful" to them.

So, this is a rumor, but allegedly Greenwald owned a gay porn studio in the early-to-mid 2000s that produced a lot of Nazi cosplay and some of the performers supposedly say that some of what got filmed wasn’t consensual. There’s also accusations that he likes bath houses in Brazil because a lot of the male prostitutes are straight and just doing it for the money and he gets an extra kick out of them not enjoying it. :shrug:

On one hand - yeah, rumors on the internet, but on the other hand… I used to read the guy’s blog back around 2006, and comparing him then to how he is now, he certainly acts like a guy being blackmailed.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i sorta feel bad for clint in this one because you can slowly see it sink in that shits actually bad and american white supply side jebus isnt gonna save his wife or their pets.

Clint killed those birds. Maybe not on purpose, but he either neglected them or hosed something up real bad.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


This is poetry.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

BrigadierSensible posted:

Silly question:

How common are bike lanes in US cities?

Depends on the city. Some have a decent amount, some have none. Unsurprisingly it largely depends on how much to the left the city and state are.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004



you know, as much as i greatly enjoy seeing these chuds turning into worm food, i gotta ask: how the hell did they survive this long? i mean, the pandemic has been in full force for almost 2 whole years now, and it's not like these dipshits only just recently stopped following covid protocols.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:


Clint killed those birds. Maybe not on purpose, but he either neglected them or hosed something up real bad.

also yes, this definitely

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

BrigadierSensible posted:

Silly question:

How common are bike lanes in US cities?

bike lanes? it's an afterthought in most cities, you're lucky if you get more than "sharrows" (arrows painted on the pavement in the lane that tells drivers "pretty please remember bicycles are vehicles too & technically, legally you shouldn't run them over, so don't do that, okay?") or new lines painted on existing streets that get cars parked over them anyway. In my area we have a trail system developed over abandoned railway lines. it's really the only possible way to get some contiguous sections of right-of-way together that actually goes anywhere, as this is dense suburbia and if it wasn't originally a farm road, it goes into a development and just dead-ends. Personally I don't try to ride anywhere but the trails, as the farm roads have 100x the traffic on them from 1990—now and have only been updated once. Riding on the road here is taking your life in your hands.


Mr Interweb posted:

you know, as much as i greatly enjoy seeing these chuds turning into worm food, i gotta ask: how the hell did they survive this long? i mean, the pandemic has been in full force for almost 2 whole years now, and it's not like these dipshits only just recently stopped following covid protocols.

That's Delta, baby

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
RE bike lanes in the US: It should be noted that most of what's referred to as the "bike lane" in the US is actually just a paved shoulder, separated by a white line. It can be used for pretty much anything, from bike traffic, to pedestrian traffic, to vehicle parking. Proper designated bike lanes are relatively rare and usually only seen in metro areas. You'll know them by their two solid white lines on each side (between the rightmost lane and the shoulder) often with a little stick man bicyclist image, not just a single white line separating the road from the shoulder.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he is a contrarian rear end in a top hat who was already NIMBY about nazis but now has doubled down and sunk cost himself into defending trump and out and out alt right white supremists because he stupidly thinks they wouldnt put a speed hole in his head for being gay because he is "useful" to them.

i sorta feel bad for clint in this one because you can slowly see it sink in that shits actually bad and american white supply side jebus isnt gonna save his wife or their pets.

I sort of feel bad too, because he is clearly very, very, very stupid so he was an easy mark for religion to jump in take everything they can from him.

He doesn't have a personality, he has knickknacks in the form of Confederate flags and Jesus. He will never lose his faith or admit that the confederacy was only about racism because then he has nothing.

He is a chud for the same reason he is a Christian; he is stupid.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one

Mr Interweb posted:

you know, as much as i greatly enjoy seeing these chuds turning into worm food, i gotta ask: how the hell did they survive this long? i mean, the pandemic has been in full force for almost 2 whole years now, and it's not like these dipshits only just recently stopped following covid protocols.
SARS-CoV-2 enters the blood stream by breaching the blood–air barrier in the lung capillary adjacent to the alveolus.

My understanding is that covid is both an airborn spreader and a vascular disease, with cumulative long-term effects on the body. The delta variant has a significantly higher viral load so when people get infected in the same manner as regular covid, they inhale more saucy hot covid and get way sicker, idk. I imagine most of the examples posted itt are getting covid for the 2nd or 3rd time. Virus is gonna keep coming back till it kills you

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
The opinion article being passed around about Men Tok Green standing in public screamin angrily about how they're the better christian because they care more about people.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/marjorie-taylor-greene-s-good-christian-abortion-meltdown-ncna1280110

quote:

Trump told white evangelical Christians that they had a right and a duty to impose their morality, through force, on others. Marjorie Taylor Greene is following through on a tradition of dispossession and cruelty when she insults abortion supporters or tries to seize control of people’s bodies in the name of a higher morality.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Sanctum posted:

I imagine most of the examples posted itt are getting covid for the 2nd or 3rd time. Virus is gonna keep coming back till it kills you

Nah, more than 80% of the US population haven't been infected with COVID, and I'd imagine a significant portion of these are chuds. It's just dumb luck.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
John Oliver with some relevancy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9OdruH_qM

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals


https://i.imgur.com/gS0AtGu.mp4
I was thinking he would look more like human, but he looks just creepier...

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Captain Kosmos posted:


https://i.imgur.com/gS0AtGu.mp4
I was thinking he would look more like human, but he looks just creepier...

Is that a Bitcoin or Boston RedSocks "B" he has tattooed on his face?

Which would be worse?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Who ever turned me onto the minion death cult podcast

:discourse:

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

BrigadierSensible posted:

Silly question:

How common are bike lanes in US cities?

My town of about 7 thousand have about a mile of bike lane on two roads. There's also a path next to the busy highway, but no one uses it because all the businesses along it had curbs where that path is, so the city did that stupid half rear end curb cutting. You need to slow down to a crawl at every one every 50-100 feet or say goodbye to your spokes.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/thatdaneshguy/status/1442311149995839488

Idiot being idiot.

This guy has been doing tremendous work for awhile now.

Losing my rights to own the libs

fuckingtest posted:

The best Women.







All a bunch of Karen skags, who'd of guessed

BigglesSWE posted:

Remember when Trump totally had a medical reform in a stack of papers NO YOU CAN'T SEE IT

Remember when Trump said anything that wasn't a lie

I sure don't

DickParasite posted:

Holy gently caress

That is a woman whose husband has either divorced or just ignores and spends her time bitching on the phone with whoever will listen about her neighbor's kids playing in the back yard. I know from experience when I was a kid. My folks ended up putting a privacy fence up

Captain Kosmos posted:


https://i.imgur.com/gS0AtGu.mp4
I was thinking he would look more like human, but he looks just creepier...

This is someone that spent too much time frying his brain in the sun. Dude looks like a really slow Forrest Gump

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is that a Bitcoin or Boston RedSocks "B" he has tattooed on his face?

Which would be worse?

That's the bitcoin. Red Sox have one of those fancy old school "B"s

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Sep 27, 2021

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


fuckingtest posted:

The best Women.





BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

fuckingtest posted:

The best Women.



These ladies look like the Fox News anchor stereotype all grown up.

Which makes me think: I know Fox News hired women that looked like that because the one guy that ran it had a 'type'. (A type he liked to sexually harrass, and was eventually fired for, I think.). But what is the reason these old/middle aged women at the Trump rally all look the same? And have that look to them.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

BrigadierSensible posted:

These ladies look like the Fox News anchor stereotype all grown up.

Which makes me think: I know Fox News hired women that looked like that because the one guy that ran it had a 'type'. (A type he liked to sexually harrass, and was eventually fired for, I think.). But what is the reason these old/middle aged women at the Trump rally all look the same? And have that look to them.

Real Bout Fatal Fox News looking terrible

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

BrigadierSensible posted:

These ladies look like the Fox News anchor stereotype all grown up.

Which makes me think: I know Fox News hired women that looked like that because the one guy that ran it had a 'type'. (A type he liked to sexually harrass, and was eventually fired for, I think.). But what is the reason these old/middle aged women at the Trump rally all look the same? And have that look to them.

Dying gray hair blonde is often less noticeable than dying it darker colors. Also more older women are clinging to longer hairstyles to avoid that cotton ball look for as long as they can.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Dying gray hair blonde is often less noticeable than dying it darker colors. Also more older women are clinging to longer hairstyles to avoid that cotton ball look for as long as they can.

The cotton ball look?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

My "not involved in racist websites" account has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my account.

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SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

a person connected to grandma tried to add me on facebook and his page was just like... disgustingly extremist and far-right, adn he's old as poo poo
it's like 15 posts per day of this stuff and I just don't get how someoen can live like that

I just don't get it, how can someone base their entire identify and minute-to-minute life on hate and "Triggering the libs" and violent rhetoric? Like literally, how? I get anxious and have to step back after I get into an internet argument of any serious intensity and these people are living that mindset 24/7. I'm left as poo poo but I sure don't post 15 posts every day about how much I hate the right.

SRQ fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Sep 27, 2021

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