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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

LifeSunDeath posted:

LOSA 1, or LUSA 1, either way wtf?

they would probably only give him the blue one because orange and red are for customers who can pay in cash

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Found my fall anthem

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Arven posted:

Pretty sure they must have shown the picture of Hunter passed out with a crackpipe in his mouth at some point because my dad won't shut up about it.

Sorry your dad is dotarded.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

He's signed where his vanity plate selection was.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

rideANDxORdie posted:

LOSA1 or LUSA1 means it's either a supercar rental or some kind of fleet car he got for "promotional" reasons I would guess. I definitely read it as not his car because he's known for slapping his dumb rear end name on every vanity plate or non-human object he owns. poo poo, guess he does even give his last name to the human ones
Lamborghini USA 1 - it's a test drive and the photo may be staged.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1318329851531571201

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



4-4 decision with Roberts joining the Liberals, FYI.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1318331355877474306

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

He's really disappointed that he didn't get to do that dumb Superman shirt idea.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Shumagorath posted:

Lamborghini USA 1 - it's a test drive and the photo may be staged.

Trump can not drive a stick shift lambo so ima go with this

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ilyseh/status/1318332980348264455

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i'm just picturing trump after he dies like that twilight zone episode where he can't lose at the casino but trump never catches on.
"hey! i won again!"
"that's right mister trump! you'll win alright! you win every time! EVERY time! mwahahaAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"hey! i won again!"
"y-yes...you did...you win every time...hahaha..."
"hey! i won again!"
"..."
"hey! i won again!"

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Thank you Supreme Court for making the important decision to allow US citizens' votes to still count. Thank you so much for that luxury you're graciously gifted to us this one year.

Fuckers.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1318282055684362240

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Sorry your dad is dotarded.

Not as sorry as I am :(

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1318336124432035842?s=19

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

InsertPotPun posted:

i'm just picturing trump after he dies like that twilight zone episode where he can't lose at the casino but trump never catches on.
"hey! i won again!"
"that's right mister trump! you'll win alright! you win every time! EVERY time! mwahahaAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"hey! i won again!"
"y-yes...you did...you win every time...hahaha..."
"hey! i won again!"
"..."
"hey! i won again!"

Trump playing blackjack:

-9
T: "hit"
-19
T: "hit"
Dealer: "sir..."
T: "hit"
-29
T: "hit"
Dealer: "SIR..."
T: "THIS GAME IS UNFAIR!!!" :qq: :qq:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zugzwang posted:

Yeah but they have most of the guns, support from law enforcement, general insanity and bloodlust, etc.

cops are outnumbered by something like 8:1 by gang members in the major cities overall

in los angeles the 18th street gang alone has around 40 times as many guys with guns as there are full-time police

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1318282015507087366?s=20

Fuckin lol

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Prescott is extremely red rural AZ in known dope Paul Gosar's district, same one who got owned by his siblings in a campaign ad.

Trump is not going there to campaign, he's there to excite his sycophants.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

LifeSunDeath posted:

he's at most 5'10''

Pretty u sure the Diablo was like 43 inches tall at the roof lol

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

gret posted:

4-4 decision with Roberts joining the Liberals, FYI.

God when will Thomas loving die he's such a huge piece of poo poo

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

zer0spunk posted:

Dude never shut up about studio ghibli

Trap sprung and all that, but I want you to know how much I appreciate this post

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


I still chuckle fairly often whenever I remember that interview where Trump was given the most soft ball of questions about his favourite Bible verse, from his favourite book - the Bible, and could not think of one at all, “because it’s personal” (for some reason).

Lol.

He could’ve just gone with that one in Pulp Fiction.

Also this world is far too hosed for Biden to win. People are getting that “inevitable” buzz about him winning, like in 2016 where “Trump can’t possibly win because polls!”. 2020 hasn’t finished loving us all yet, just wait and see. Trump will win, just barely - and it’ll be so close that people will demand recounts that will never be permitted, all the Trumps will line up to laugh at us all for a straight hour on primetime TV, and then on Christmas Day an asteroid will hit the Earth and send whoever survives into the Sun. Hail Satan.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Squiddycat posted:

God when will Thomas loving die he's such a huge piece of poo poo

The pubic hair on the coke can was his phylactery.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/MikeBalsamo1/status/1318337004220915713


Trump backs out of last debate in 3....

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Preoptopus posted:

Pretty u sure the Diablo was like 43 inches tall at the roof lol

An ex of mine was really surprised when I told her I'm 5'8" and later actually got measured at like 5' closer-to-9". She said people my height she has dated often lie about it and try to inflate it as if no one will ever know. Whatever. I don't care that I'm basically 5'8". Big deal. Some men get really insecure about silly things, though. Like completely vain imbeciles like Trump.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


THEY WONT LET ME SPEAK, THEY WONT LET ME DEFEND THIS COUNTRY AND TALK ABOUT THE TRAITOR, SLEEPY JOE

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1318338916353675264?s=19

lol all of these people are going to be too sick to vote in two weeks

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




It’s like a lol firework shell just launched into the air and now we’re waiting for the Twitter meltdown that is the colorful explosion

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Durzel posted:

I still chuckle fairly often whenever I remember that interview where Trump was given the most soft ball of questions about his favourite Bible verse, from his favourite book - the Bible, and could not think of one at all, “because it’s personal” (for some reason).

Lol.

He could’ve just gone with that one in Pulp Fiction.

you're making the classic mistake of assuming their minds work like a normal person's

remember palin saying her favorite newspaper is "all of them"?

trump doesn't even watch movies to the point where he'd remember quotes, if he saw pulp fiction the only thing he remembers is probably bruce willis killing a guy

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I hope no one tells him.


I want to see him find out on live television.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

With all the Republican poo poo-ing and suppression of early and mail in votes, have they managed to make early and mail in voting a politico-gendered thing?

I.E. have they done the same thing they did with masks. "This normal and good thing that will help you is for pussies and liberals. If you are a real man/real conservative you won't do it, and will fight tooth and nail against it"?

Coz if so, then it will be fat hillbilly republicans waiting the 8 hours to vote, whilst liberals will have already done so. And looking at the CHUDs, I can see a bunch of the lazy fucks walking away and not bothering to stand in line long enough to get to the ballot box.

Once again Trump has shot himself in the foot.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

TotalLossBrain posted:

x-post lol from AI:



He might drive stick but can't pump his own gas.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Uh oh!! The
Dick’s out!
I’m bout to put your
Job in doubt!

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1318338916353675264?s=19

lol all of these people are going to be too sick to vote in two weeks

Every time I see one of these superspreader events this close to the election, this is what I immediately think. There are case explosions all over the U.S. right now and he's holding events that will sicken at least a quarter of attendees by election day. Because these are fat, old and blindingly stupid people who you know don't take precautions day to day, and as a result are absolutely certain to be carrying and spreading that mess like wildfire.
Not one of them can think into the future beyond their current sphere of time, two weeks might as well be two centuries. So they don't care, and when they and all their buddies are racked by coughing so bad they can't breathe and fevers that keep them from thinking of leaving the house on Nov. 3, they'll wonder how this weird disease they have -- one that no one could have predicted -- could happen to them, on election day of all things.
And they'll invariably blame it on a liberal plot.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




So he’s saying... there’s no reason not to vote for Biden! It’s all coming together :hmmyes:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Maybe related?

AOC has Twitch channel now and streams playing Among Us: https://www.twitch.tv/AOC

I wish she was president instead. :(

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Squiddycat posted:

God when will Thomas loving die he's such a huge piece of poo poo

Wasn't there something like a stretch of over 10 years where Thomas didn't say anything at all during Supreme Court sessions?

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