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Knot My President! posted:lol The raging clue?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 22:31 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:10 |
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 19:58 |
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I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2020 04:03 |
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Grondoth posted:Those same little fish are also the main food for loving salmon so if they disappear there goes california salmon, but these loving morons don't give a poo poo The reason to care about delta smelt is not because they are the main food of salmon (They aren't) but because they are a canary in a coal mine species, and because all native species have intrinsic value and their lose is a tragedy. Things that are bad for smelt are bad for all of our native species, and the talking point of "They withhold water for just this one tiny fish" is a lie. Water management in California takes all of our native species into consideration, with salmon being forefront (Even before delta smelt).
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 06:09 |
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Shinjobi posted:How do you gently caress up a casino He already had 2 that were doing okay, but neither had his name on them, which simply wouldn't do. So he builds a 3rd in an already saturated market and pays for it using junk ones with rates so bad he needed to earn a million every 3 days just to pay the interest.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 09:54 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available? Like how Charlie Brown always falls for "I won't pull away the football this time," Dems can't resist a good ol' reach across the isle.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 18:12 |
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Shinjobi posted:I remember looking that up, and laughing way too hard at the first five minutes. This scene had some of the best lines in porn. "Do you boys want a drink?" "But we are already drunk."
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 17:45 |
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Wait wait wait... Are you telling me a guy who isn't running for president had sex, and filmed it!!!! Guess I'm changing my vote to the proto-fascist who boosts white supremacy and does nothing to fight a global pandemic. Thanks for opening my eyes to The Truth
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 08:16 |
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QuarkJets posted:I have reliable evidence that forums user "coronavirus" is IRL Rudy "Incontent Idiot" Giuliani. He dropped off some hard drives at my shop, they're totally legit ya'll I have a bunch of witnesses that said so. Ignore the sticker on the side of this one with all of the Russian words on it, I'm pretty sure that comes standard from the Seagate factory. If this hard drive has any evidence of forums user "coronavirus" having sex, I'm going to preemptively call bullshit.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 08:24 |
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol They made to wall around the white house higher probably so he wouldn't have to see how much people hate his guts.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 17:30 |
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GreatGreen posted:So... not to interrupt the lols but what are the chances this totally bullshit "fraud" stuff gets real traction and influences the election results? This guy explains it better than anyone https://youtu.be/ha7iWECm_8E TLDR The actual cases being brought to court are extremely weak because the lawyers presenting them have actual careers to worry about and can't just blast complete bullshit to a judge. The most traction they got was a settlement where each side got 60 poll watchers in Philadelphia.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 17:52 |
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Philthy posted:mega-Chud 70 year old dad who lives in Texas and made fun of blue states having covid called me out of the blue That must be nice. My mega-chud 70 year old dad who lives in Texas has gone full blown "Its a hoax and the media should be jailed." My birthday gift from him this year was a book dump of right wing propaganda, which included such illustrious authors as Dan Bongino and Devin Nunes.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 20:51 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:LOL!!! Those books spent roughly 5 minutes in my home before being immediately chucked in the trash so I can't give you excerpts. The Don Bongino one was about how the Bidens get rich from the deep state and the Nunes one was a tiny booklet about saving the country from socialism. Of course in this case socialism is anything they don't like. (My dad once called Apple a communist company). Way ahead of you friend. Kung Food fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Nov 12, 2020 |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 21:17 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:LOL!!!!! Haha that's the one. Those images don't do justice to how tiny his book is. Its like 5x5 inches and only 90 pages. Turns out a bunch of it is pictures too? Have to give him credit though, it's still more words than I thought he was capable of.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 21:58 |
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InternetJunky posted:What's the historical point of electors anyway? Was that just a way to have states report votes at the capitol in a world where that news took two weeks to get across the country? "Hey Walter, go ride to the capitol and tell them Florida voted for Pete." The general public were never supposed to vote for president. The electoral college members were originally picked by the state legislators because the framers didn't want the unwashed masses picking a populist demagogue. Lol.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 23:41 |
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:
Chances are hovering around 100% that this guy makes "In a world full of sheep I am the wolf" style posts on facebook.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 01:14 |
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Calling it now, his last ditch hail mary to win, after the courts and faithless electors lose, is that he tries to just executive order himself a win.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2020 18:31 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Bets on what his nickname for her will be? I’ll go with Shamey Amy Phoney Barret
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 23:28 |
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If Texas seceded there would be immediate war because how else would the US treat a foreign country with oil?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 08:41 |
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Xenocides posted:The mastermind behind the Texas lawsuit speaks out and complains that the Supreme Court abandoned him. I have to wonder if this little stunt is going to be a huge backfire for him. Trump isn't the type of guy who gives an A for effort. All he is going to see is what a massive failure the lawsuit is, so instead of a pardon he just gets national attention and increased scrutiny of his crimes.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 21:42 |
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Vernii posted:Republicans won't even admit to those people dying of covid, they'll give zero fucks about holding him accountable. If anything kills his political career it'll be the fact that he's boring. The current talking point is, "All the dead had preexisting conditions." Like they would have just up and died anyways without covid.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2020 21:17 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Exciting times, America! Go for it Biden, you kick that football. No way Mitch is going to pull it away at the last minute this time. Rod Hoofhearted posted:George W. Bush commuted Scooter Libby's sentence as soon as he was convicted. This was pretty hosed up. And that was a compromise, Cheney wanted him pardoned.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 08:10 |
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Chrpno posted:You do understand. The only "clever" thing Tump ever did was to come out the day after he started running and say "Mexicans are bad". No euphemisms, straight out with it. The deal was sealed right there. What other sane leader has said poo poo like that for 50 years? So for voting idiots (ie a lot of people) he "says it like it is" and is their last line of defence before them forrriners come over and take our jobs. So you're there in the ballot box, no-one looking over your shoulder, the 21st century is closing in, what do you do? To his credit he did mock the top ticket republicans live, and to their faces, which was cool and good.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 08:24 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:This has got to be peak loving Trump. It's one of the few things that he did that is hilarious and only hurt himself. A nostalgic lol that the response from the chudosphere at the time was how "alpha" it was to damage your eye sight for no reason.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 08:00 |
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Its almost like you don't even need counter protests when the cops actually handle these freaks instead of letting them splinter off and jump random bystanders.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 09:21 |
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I love this new angle that anyone raising a closed fist is BLM/Antifa. Anyone making that argument needs to be spammed with these photos.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 20:27 |
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bees everywhere posted:Well, after Trump's speech yesterday, Pence will probably need a full security detail for the rest of his life regardless of what he does now. Good.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 21:28 |
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The Glumslinger posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/KarateSkool/status/1347951629878915072 He still has OnlyFans available
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 21:17 |
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Zeinin posted:So how isolated is J. Reginald "donald" trungus today? As isolated as my balls, which are at opposite ends of the oort cloud.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 11:39 |
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Xenocides posted:https://twitter.com/NMP1946/status/1347103969294700552 Just one big lol that the same people who use their real names to post about their crimes on their GPS tracked phones are the same ones to warn you that Bill Gates is going to microchip you with the covid vaccine.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 10:33 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:What’s the deal with this picture? I looks like a professional plating, but the steak is still overdone and they stuck the pieces in dollops of puréed yam? That's a professional plating? Looks like a bunch of food randomly tossed onto a slate tile.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 18:50 |
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Think they could sue Fox news? That's what causes them more distress than anything. What with filling their heads with all sorts of liberal, BLM, antifa, gay, ect boogiemen that put them in such constant fear that they need to collect guns like Pokémon.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 06:12 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol its going to be great if the dems lose the house in two years and the gop are constantly sending impeachment articles to the senate effectively taking away its ability to do anything else. Impeachment vote every time a new Hunter laptop is discovered.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 17:17 |
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Strong Sauce posted:was looking for something in the old thread and found this banger You know what I hate about this the most? That the pronunciation is TRUMP-eached. It makes your dumb made up combo word unrecognizable to the ear. If it was TRUM-peached at least you can get a jist of what they are trying to say.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 08:18 |
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Bape Culture posted:How does he get away with it?? In reality you get sued/get murdered/the tradies rip their poo poo down etc Sueing is expensive. If the cost of the job is less than the cost of a lawsuit he just won't pay and tell his mark as much.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 15:50 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Probably could. That's like what, 7-8 baby tigers tops? He could have that ready in a month. According to the documentary tiger cubs go for as low as $2,000 each so he would need to sell a lot more than that. And yes that's a ridiculously low barrier of entry for owning a frigging tiger. Probably the most shocking part of the whole thing for me.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 08:04 |
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To the surprise of literally no one, Covid is now deadly serious and it is all Biden's fault. I know this was a meme since even before the election, but it's still breath taking how they wasted no time in the messaging transition. https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1352016880429535234
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 21:00 |
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What is it with CHUDs and taking pictures from a low angle? It's the single most unflattering way to photograph yourself. Is it that hard to raise your camera slightly above you , or do they think looking decent in photographs is for queers and libs?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 23:34 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Forgive my ignorance, and it's probably a tiny thing. The Obama years were so boring and scandal free that Fox news had to grasp at the thinnest of straws of controversy. Among them was: That time he wore a tan suit. That time he wore a helmet while riding a bicycle. Using a selfie stick And the worst, and most unforgivable crime was when Obama ordered a burger with Dijon mustard (It wasn't even grey pupon, he just asked for Dijon). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvq12Sa3VE
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 08:58 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:10 |
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QuarkJets posted:Technically even Star Trek predicted that poo poo would get a whole lot worse before it ever got better Just need to wait for a guy to build a backyard warp engine and then get noticed by aliens and we will be fine.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 08:22 |