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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Knot My President! posted:

lol

what's the name of that upside-down-lip-smile thing that rich fucks always do? The one where they're constantly fighting the urge to say "oh look, honey, a negro! how dreadful"



The raging clue?

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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I've been thinking. but what are the odds he actually does have a mild case, but he is so thoroughly bitch made that even light symptoms caused him to freak out and order doctors and staff to go all out for him?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Grondoth posted:

Those same little fish are also the main food for loving salmon so if they disappear there goes california salmon, but these loving morons don't give a poo poo
In the interest of goons have good and correct talking points... no, delta smelt are not the main food source for salmon. Outmigrating salmon are going to be eating mostly insects/zooplankton (because they are small juveniles) and adults returning to spawn are barely eating at all (because their goal is to spawn and die). The period in-between is in the ocean, where delta smelt don't live.

The reason to care about delta smelt is not because they are the main food of salmon (They aren't) but because they are a canary in a coal mine species, and because all native species have intrinsic value and their lose is a tragedy. Things that are bad for smelt are bad for all of our native species, and the talking point of "They withhold water for just this one tiny fish" is a lie. Water management in California takes all of our native species into consideration, with salmon being forefront (Even before delta smelt).

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Shinjobi posted:

How do you gently caress up a casino

He already had 2 that were doing okay, but neither had his name on them, which simply wouldn't do. So he builds a 3rd in an already saturated market and pays for it using junk ones with rates so bad he needed to earn a million every 3 days just to pay the interest.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

Meg Whitman? Is Elon Musk not available?

Jesus Christ, we aren't going to learn any lessons from this whole national nightmare. Stupid loving people...

Like how Charlie Brown always falls for "I won't pull away the football this time," Dems can't resist a good ol' reach across the isle.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Shinjobi posted:

I remember looking that up, and laughing way too hard at the first five minutes.

It's like: establishing shot of a snow covered house in a blizzard, knock on the door, Palin opens the door and two Russian soldiers in uniform ask for her assistance and then I think it jumped right into sex.

It's porn, it doesn't need a ton of setup, but I remember laughing pretty hard at how quickly it moved.

This scene had some of the best lines in porn.
"Do you boys want a drink?"
"But we are already drunk."

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Wait wait wait...

Are you telling me a guy who isn't running for president had sex, and filmed it!!!!

Guess I'm changing my vote to the proto-fascist who boosts white supremacy and does nothing to fight a global pandemic. Thanks for opening my eyes to The Truth

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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QuarkJets posted:

I have reliable evidence that forums user "coronavirus" is IRL Rudy "Incontent Idiot" Giuliani. He dropped off some hard drives at my shop, they're totally legit ya'll I have a bunch of witnesses that said so. Ignore the sticker on the side of this one with all of the Russian words on it, I'm pretty sure that comes standard from the Seagate factory.

If this hard drive has any evidence of forums user "coronavirus" having sex, I'm going to preemptively call bullshit.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

They made to wall around the white house higher probably so he wouldn't have to see how much people hate his guts.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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GreatGreen posted:

So... not to interrupt the lols but what are the chances this totally bullshit "fraud" stuff gets real traction and influences the election results?

This guy explains it better than anyone
https://youtu.be/ha7iWECm_8E

TLDR The actual cases being brought to court are extremely weak because the lawyers presenting them have actual careers to worry about and can't just blast complete bullshit to a judge. The most traction they got was a settlement where each side got 60 poll watchers in Philadelphia.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Philthy posted:

mega-Chud 70 year old dad who lives in Texas and made fun of blue states having covid called me out of the blue

last we spoke I simply hung up on him when he said the democrats in Wisconsin were killing everyone

he's really freaked out about Covid right now and says he has to chew people out in his old folks ranch area that continually go hang out with friends with no masks and come back and expect to hang out with him like nothing is going on

not a single mention of politics, just him hoping im not dying from covid and him worried about texas being texas right now

And just like that, Trump is out of our lives.

That must be nice. My mega-chud 70 year old dad who lives in Texas has gone full blown "Its a hoax and the media should be jailed." My birthday gift from him this year was a book dump of right wing propaganda, which included such illustrious authors as Dan Bongino and Devin Nunes.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

LOL!!!

Sorry you dad is dotarded. Still, that sounds like a pretty funny book. You should post some highlights!

Those books spent roughly 5 minutes in my home before being immediately chucked in the trash so I can't give you excerpts. The Don Bongino one was about how the Bidens get rich from the deep state and the Nunes one was a tiny booklet about saving the country from socialism. Of course in this case socialism is anything they don't like. (My dad once called Apple a communist company).

Way ahead of you friend.

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Nov 12, 2020

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Haha that's the one. Those images don't do justice to how tiny his book is. Its like 5x5 inches and only 90 pages. Turns out a bunch of it is pictures too? Have to give him credit though, it's still more words than I thought he was capable of.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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InternetJunky posted:

What's the historical point of electors anyway? Was that just a way to have states report votes at the capitol in a world where that news took two weeks to get across the country? "Hey Walter, go ride to the capitol and tell them Florida voted for Pete."

It seems like such a ridiculous mechanism.

The general public were never supposed to vote for president. The electoral college members were originally picked by the state legislators because the framers didn't want the unwashed masses picking a populist demagogue. Lol.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:



What is it with chuds and those hideous beards? Is it to prove how "manly" they are?

Chances are hovering around 100% that this guy makes "In a world full of sheep I am the wolf" style posts on facebook.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Calling it now, his last ditch hail mary to win, after the courts and faithless electors lose, is that he tries to just executive order himself a win.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Bets on what his nickname for her will be? I’ll go with Shamey

Amy Phoney Barret

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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If Texas seceded there would be immediate war because how else would the US treat a foreign country with oil?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Xenocides posted:

The mastermind behind the Texas lawsuit speaks out and complains that the Supreme Court abandoned him.

https://twitter.com/ashole_supreme/status/1338552262059315202

Also, he is probably going to be in prison soon so that is nice.

I have to wonder if this little stunt is going to be a huge backfire for him. Trump isn't the type of guy who gives an A for effort. All he is going to see is what a massive failure the lawsuit is, so instead of a pardon he just gets national attention and increased scrutiny of his crimes.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Vernii posted:

Republicans won't even admit to those people dying of covid, they'll give zero fucks about holding him accountable. If anything kills his political career it'll be the fact that he's boring.

The current talking point is, "All the dead had preexisting conditions." Like they would have just up and died anyways without covid.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Go for it Biden, you kick that football. No way Mitch is going to pull it away at the last minute this time.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

George W. Bush commuted Scooter Libby's sentence as soon as he was convicted. This was pretty hosed up. And that was a compromise, Cheney wanted him pardoned.
It has been exactly 3 trillion years and my memory is hazy, so can you remind me... Is that the one where someone unmasked an active CIA agent, putting the lives of her and all her contacts at risk, and the whole country said "We need to hold those responsible to account for this and even GWB gave a speech to that effect. Then a few months later it became blatantly obvious said unmasking came from the office of the vice president as retribution for her husband writing articles calling out the whole uranium yellow cake excuse for the Iraq war as bullshit. Then Scooter Libby fell on his sword for that one, and was immediately pardoned by the same guy who promised to hold the perpetrators to account. Is my memory right one that one? because lol if so and lol at anyone trying to act like bush act 2 wasn't that bad.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Chrpno posted:

You do understand. The only "clever" thing Tump ever did was to come out the day after he started running and say "Mexicans are bad". No euphemisms, straight out with it. The deal was sealed right there. What other sane leader has said poo poo like that for 50 years? So for voting idiots (ie a lot of people) he "says it like it is" and is their last line of defence before them forrriners come over and take our jobs. So you're there in the ballot box, no-one looking over your shoulder, the 21st century is closing in, what do you do?

poo poo yourself

To his credit he did mock the top ticket republicans live, and to their faces, which was cool and good.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Bogus Adventure posted:

This has got to be peak loving Trump. It's one of the few things that he did that is hilarious and only hurt himself.



A nostalgic lol that the response from the chudosphere at the time was how "alpha" it was to damage your eye sight for no reason.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Its almost like you don't even need counter protests when the cops actually handle these freaks instead of letting them splinter off and jump random bystanders.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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I love this new angle that anyone raising a closed fist is BLM/Antifa. Anyone making that argument needs to be spammed with these photos.


Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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bees everywhere posted:

Well, after Trump's speech yesterday, Pence will probably need a full security detail for the rest of his life regardless of what he does now.

Good.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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He still has OnlyFans available

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Zeinin posted:

So how isolated is J. Reginald "donald" trungus today?

As isolated as my balls, which are at opposite ends of the oort cloud.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Just one big lol that the same people who use their real names to post about their crimes on their GPS tracked phones are the same ones to warn you that Bill Gates is going to microchip you with the covid vaccine.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Flowers for QAnon posted:

What’s the deal with this picture? I looks like a professional plating, but the steak is still overdone and they stuck the pieces in dollops of puréed yam?

That's a professional plating? Looks like a bunch of food randomly tossed onto a slate tile.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Think they could sue Fox news? That's what causes them more distress than anything. What with filling their heads with all sorts of liberal, BLM, antifa, gay, ect boogiemen that put them in such constant fear that they need to collect guns like Pokémon.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol its going to be great if the dems lose the house in two years and the gop are constantly sending impeachment articles to the senate effectively taking away its ability to do anything else.

Impeachment vote every time a new Hunter laptop is discovered.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Strong Sauce posted:

was looking for something in the old thread and found this banger



You know what I hate about this the most? That the pronunciation is TRUMP-eached. It makes your dumb made up combo word unrecognizable to the ear. If it was TRUM-peached at least you can get a jist of what they are trying to say.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Bape Culture posted:

How does he get away with it?? In reality you get sued/get murdered/the tradies rip their poo poo down etc

Sueing is expensive. If the cost of the job is less than the cost of a lawsuit he just won't pay and tell his mark as much.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Propaganda Hour posted:

Probably could. That's like what, 7-8 baby tigers tops? He could have that ready in a month.

According to the documentary tiger cubs go for as low as $2,000 each so he would need to sell a lot more than that. And yes that's a ridiculously low barrier of entry for owning a frigging tiger. Probably the most shocking part of the whole thing for me.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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To the surprise of literally no one, Covid is now deadly serious and it is all Biden's fault. I know this was a meme since even before the election, but it's still breath taking how they wasted no time in the messaging transition.
https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1352016880429535234

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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What is it with CHUDs and taking pictures from a low angle? It's the single most unflattering way to photograph yourself. Is it that hard to raise your camera slightly above you , or do they think looking decent in photographs is for queers and libs?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Forgive my ignorance, and it's probably a tiny thing.

But I have heard about CHUDs/Republicans raging against Dijon mustard before. Why is this a thing?

The Obama years were so boring and scandal free that Fox news had to grasp at the thinnest of straws of controversy. Among them was:
That time he wore a tan suit.
That time he wore a helmet while riding a bicycle.
Using a selfie stick

And the worst, and most unforgivable crime was when Obama ordered a burger with Dijon mustard (It wasn't even grey pupon, he just asked for Dijon).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvq12Sa3VE

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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QuarkJets posted:

Technically even Star Trek predicted that poo poo would get a whole lot worse before it ever got better

Just need to wait for a guy to build a backyard warp engine and then get noticed by aliens and we will be fine.

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