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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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https://twitter.com/OperativeXRay/status/1354812440379154437
Looks like the reason Qanon Shaman wore his ridiculous headdress was to cover his male pattern baldness.

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Hey guys, remember Lin Wood, crazy Trump lawyer and pusher of election fraud conspiracies?
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1356756323174612992
WHOOPS!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Strong Sauce posted:

meanwhile in oregon where winter storms are occurring as well....

https://twitter.com/hello__caitlin/status/1361861356790554624

I know ACAB, but the Portand PD in particular seems to have an extra zeal towards being as subhuman as possible.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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This general seems to know what's up.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Virginia Slams posted:

This guy worked at the Whitehouse as a chef under 3 previous presidents and for a short while under Trump. I'll give you one guess why he didn't want food from the Whitehouse kitchen.


This guy has a youtube channel and it owns just as much as you think it would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33d4DDqp0NM
Guy has a loving kukri as a kitchen knife.

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Feb 19, 2021

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Hey no biggie, this absolute mountain unit of a beefcake man is going to softly instruct you on how to bake a delicate chocolate cake for you to make your special someone on valentine's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7QpGOdCr7o

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

imagine being able to have this guy make you any food you want on demand and you choose to eat loving mcdonalds.

Guy is terrified of a minority touching his food. Also has never looked at the cooking staff of an actual McDonalds.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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scumby posted:

He misspelled potato on camera and back then that was enough to run you out of contention

I want to go back to a time where a funny scream made you unfit for office. Eeeeeeeyaaaaah!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Xenocides posted:

I volunteer some with child welfare and CPS related stuff and I HATE pricks like this who want to make sure that adoption is limited to the ‘perfect’ people who are doing everything right. I want to grab them by the collar and ask them how many kids they have adopted and tell them that their shallow exclusionary approach means more kids are stuck “in the system” until they age out. There is a horrifying reality that a lot of the data we have suggests it is better to keep a child in an abusive home than have them trapped in the system for years in terms of better long-term outcomes.

This kind of performative bullshit is the saddest kind of virtue signaling because you don’t even have to pretend to be virtuous. We all know he has never adopted and never will. He is just making sure kids are trapped in a perpetual hell of uncertainty because it makes him feel a little better about his masculinity. Just runs around destroying things he doesn’t understand causing pain he will never see and probably wouldn’t care if he did. rear end in a top hat.

Yes, a home with two parents is (speaking generally and not specifically) better than a one parent home in terms of outcomes but when the option is a one-parent home or nothing guess which is better?

Sorry. Rant over.

2 parents tend to have better outcomes than one, but he is dead wrong about same sex couples. There is a ton of research on this and same sex couples parent just as well as heterosexual ones, the 'Think of the children' angle is just a thin mask for bigotry. Surprising I know.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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satanic splash-back posted:

It might be hard for you to comprehend, but sometimes people modify their cars because they like the way it sounds/looks/whatever. Ranting about how that has to do with dicks or masculinity is more telling about yourself than the people you're posting about.

You should be considerate of other people and not be obnoxiously loud for no reason.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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An LoL for sure, but why? She is richer than god why does she need to run small time hustles on angry shouty man?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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This is the first time I've seen a Tucker reaction shot that wasn't opened mouth confusion. That's how we know poo poo just became real.


MrMojok posted:

Statutory Gaetz
Okay this has to be the official scandal/hashtag name for this. The conflation of rape/Gaetz is just too perfect.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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old beast lunatic posted:

If libertarians aren't republicans why are so many of them throwing themselves in front of this train? lol

Its mostly because the vinn diagram of libertarians and people made at age of consent laws is a circle.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Conservatives: willingly watch super gay video, knowing it's super gay beforehand.

Conservatives: Extreme thinky face

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Flying a Trump 2020 flag in 2021, it's funny as hell



My neighborhood someone already has a trump 2024 flag up.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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A Fancy Hat posted:

Here are some things that conservatives find funny:

Stereotypes based on gender, race, or sexual orientation. (Women loooove shopping!)
Very basic physical comedy (fat guy fall down)
Grade school insults (pencil neck Adam Schiff)

The perfect conservative joke would be a very fat Democrat falling down on a patch of ice after shopping, and then somebody walks by and calls her fat.

You also cannot have any kind of subtlety or nuance to conservative humor, because it will fly over the heads of most of the audience. Especially on Fox News, where at least half the audience is over 55 and possibly dangerously insane.

So that ideal joke would be all of what I said before, plus you add goofy sound effects.

You forgot the single most important pillar of conservative comedy: Absolutely despising your spouse.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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BrigadierSensible posted:

What is the lawyer trying to achieve here?

Coz seriously, and I suppose also from a legal standpoint, all the judge can say is "Yeah, that sounds bad. But prison/jail/remand isn't meant to be easy. Give me a proper legal reason better than 'my client isn't having fun in jail' to release him, and I will, until then, gently caress off."

Lawyers are required to put out a vigorous defense of their clients. Unfortunately for the lawyers sometimes their clients are guilty as poo poo, just hilariously guilty, but they plead not guilty anyways. So really their only options at that point are to try to throw poo poo at the wall and hope it sticks. I believe this is the origin of most of the batshit defense arguments the court sees. Might as well throw a hail Mary for your dumb gently caress chud client because what else can you do?

And in the scheme of things the, my white babyshit soft client can't handle prison, defense has worked in the past. Many a college rapist has gotten a wrist slap because the defense argued "But what about their bright shinning future?" So if you are an attorney tasked to defend this absolute human refuse it's not a bad strategy.

I will agree that all defendants deserve vigorous defense, but the trouble comes because there are just so many chud judges that let the absolute worst poo poo fly.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Its Happening! posted:

Is there a special term for the roided out CHUDs like Bongino? It's such a typical fascist "might makes right" crutch, and silly in a world where guns eliminate the need for muscles to compensate for crippling mental inadequacies and tiny genitals.

His remark at the end of "You wouldn't tell me that to my face" is so indicative of how they rely on their capacity for physical harm to compensate for the thoughts and feelings that get lost in the foldless mush of their smooth brains.

Its funny because silly mustache aside, Geraldo is known for getting into brawls with Neo-Nazis and has trained in boxing so he would 100% say it to his face.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Watch it be a guilty verdict and the judge tosses it lol

My money is on guilty verdict with slap on the wrist sentencing.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Shishkahuben posted:

I don't know if it was an evolutionary workaround but that's just how light enters a lens. It gets projected upside-down on the back of the eye and has to be translated, but I wouldn't really call it being upside down.



When people say how the eye is backwards the mean how the optic nerve and other nerve cells work. You would think the way it works is the light sensor is in the front, with the nerve cells connecting in the back, but it's the opposite. Sensory cells are below, with the nerve fibers connecting and crossing over the top. They all join at the optic nerve, which since it connects in the front there can't be any sensory cells there, causing a blind spot the brain has to correct for.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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His wife told him he needs to get wood before she gets wet.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Did he rape one of his sisters again?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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From the man the brought you "I want to sit next to Dan Bongino."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA-l6R4bKO4

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Xenocides posted:

Make sure you check the date. Shapiro’s defense is inane but it is not of the most recent events.

This quote was posted 3 months after it came out Josh molested his sisters. So yeah, still really drat lovely.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Alan Smithee posted:

anyone who unironically says salt of the earth can suck the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat

I mean it tracks because salt is what you add to earth to prevent any sort of growth.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Lindell seems like the type of guy to hire his nephew to make his social media platform for him because he's "Good with computer."

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW62yw8Vp_8
Looks like Gaetz's pedo pal gave Roger Stone a "Please pardon these specific crimes" list in writting.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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big nipples big life posted:

Would you let donald trump drive your fire truck?

Does Donald even know how to drive anything bigger than a golf cart? He has probably been chauffeured his whole life and never had to drive for himself.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

At the risk of sounding like an incredible dumbass, doesn’t every virus have mRNA in it? that’s what tells it what to do right. Shouldn’t they be way more scared of getting the mRNA from the virus and not from the vaccine? I know these people are morons but I struggle to see what their point is with this one.. like wouldn’t everyone who tested positive for covid have “altered DNA” in this scenario they’ve created

Others have given an explanation, I just need to add that viruses that use RNA and can change DNA (retroviruses) do it through a protein called reverse transcriptase. Its reverse because normally cells will make RNA from DNA, and never the opposite. If the vaccines don't carry this protein then it is impossible for the mRNA inside to alter your DNA. The mRNA just makes use of your cells protein factories for a short period then break apart. Covid isn't a retro virus, so it's shouldn't alter your DNA, but there has been some evidence of partial DNA integration, although it remains hotly controversial.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Cancel culture getting out of hand again

Eat a dick and die in obscurity, Walsh.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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The Last Call posted:



Maybe someone can hire him to do Trump.

Then again he'd probably botch it.

Honestly, I prefer his earlier work.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Keith Atherton posted:

Fat dudes can pull off wearing a tuxedo but that takes a talented tailor which :lol: if Trump would pay for that


Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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MrMojok posted:

LOL, these loving people just constantly cast about for any concept and terms they can use to gaslight people. Throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what works to distract people from what the GOP is now, what it has done, and what it plans to do.

Now, Matt Gaetz is combining the "FBI false-flag op" thing with the 'ol Blood Libel

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1406364051895169027?s=20

Maybe there should be some sort of investigation to get to the bottom of this.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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It's funny because he tried to abort her.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Strong Sauce posted:

whoopie goldberg has a large collection of blackface memorabilia. that must mean she's racist.

Whoopie is a despicable trash person. Never forget that she tried to defend Roman Polanski by saying what he did wasn't "Rape, rape." She tried to pass off statutory rape as some sort of lesser rape that shouldn't count. Friendly reminder what he actually did was drug a 14 year old actress and then anally raped her immobile body while she protested the entire time. After the fact when it seemed like he wouldn't get a sweetheart deal on sentencing and would have to face big boy consequences he hosed off to France. gently caress him and any of his defenders.

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jun 22, 2021

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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If you want to take a deep dive in just how poorly Trump ran his casinos this is a pro click: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/nyregion/donald-trump-atlantic-city.html

The main culprit:

quote:

Within months, he reversed course, issuing $675 million worth of junk bonds, with a 14 percent interest rate, to finish construction and get the Taj open. In recent interviews, Mr. Trump has said that with each financing he routinely took money out of the casinos to invest in Manhattan real estate. Total debt on the Taj exceeded $820 million.

Less than two weeks before the casino opened, Marvin B. Roffman, a casino analyst at Janney Montgomery Scott, an investment firm based in Philadelphia, told The Wall Street Journal that the Taj would need to reap $1.3 million a day just to make its interest payments, a sum no casino had ever achieved.

He spent really big on a huge flashy casino in an already saturated market and couldn't make debt payments because he was competing with his other casinos.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Chuds: FREE SPEECH!!!

Also Chuds: GET THESE PIG POOP BALLS PICTURES OFF MY PLATFORM!!!

Republicans trying to cancel pig poop balls.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Not that I'm surprised but what did they do?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Nelson Mandingo posted:

This is amazing. I'm white and I simply cannot imagine living everyday with that kind of fear and hatred and believing you're legitimately oppressed rather than having significant privilege.

Right wing media fear mongering so hard they give their viewers legit anxiety orders. It would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous.

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Suspected far-right extremist with 'white privilege' card charged; pipe bombs found at Napa business

Something something getting better at comedy.

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