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I would love to see a supercut of Rudy floundering in court. The man's brain licquification seems to have dramatically accelerated since he remora-d himself to Trump.Kaiju Cage Match posted:I'd say "good for him" but Trump: you're saying the check bounced? Huh, weird. Anyway
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I'm lolling at my phone reading about Trump's lawyers charging into the courtroom with all the conviction of a burnt-out sales clerk being told by their manager to push gift cards on customers. Lawyer: millions of illegal votes! Judge: do you have proof? Lawyer: some guy heard someone say so! Judge: are you saying you're aware of voter fraud? Lawyer: well no. gently caress no, I'm not saying that
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Good morning, thank you for cumming." The pleasure was all mine
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The best thing Mr. Immunity could do for the world would be to catch covid a second time and this time keel over and die. Too bad he doesn't like spending time with Don Jr.
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Vim Fuego posted:tag urself, I'm the "PISS" Bart get out
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A Fancy Hat posted:I don't think it's as many as you think. My brother-in-law posts on there and shares it on facebook. He'll post something like: What the gently caress do these people actually see when they look at him? Is there some Ben Garrison syndrome that makes people see a glistening adonis instead of an almost perfect square topped by a bulging orange sack with dog hair glued to it?
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A Fancy Hat posted:This and Kavanaugh, please. Let Trump go insane and start tweeting about Devil's Triangles and poo poo. @Realdonaldtrump Beery Brett and Crazy Amy treating Trump VERY unfairly. Bribed? Leave no stone unturned! DISLOYAL! edit: how's Eminem feeling about Trump? Someone should get him to record these. DO SOMETHING!
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Captain Kosmos posted:I voted in your elections! Foreign interference! lol Considering Trump's lovely landlord past, is any organization planning to present him with a physical eviction notice yet?
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frumpykvetchbot posted:One of the less well known functions of the Secret Service is supposedly to carry out such evictions for the extreme hypothetical of this type of situation. They're chartered with protecting the POTUS (and other dignitaries, visiting heads of state) but also since 2013 former presidents are covered with lifetime Secret Service protection (unless that Obama era act was among the many thoughtlessly rescinded since.) I should've specified, I was thinking of a symbolic eviction notice that The People might come stick to the White House gates on inauguration day. But thanks! I do honestly hope that if Trombo's removal from the WH isn't monumentally funny and humiliating, that it's just quick and quiet. I don't want to see another Charlottesville.
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Catastrophe posted:Don't worry, guys. These two will definitely reign in Trump's online insanity: Zuck is just preparing for when he will dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'hanthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones he shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Then we have this lady: My nephew ARMY died three times What was happening in her brain when she typed that lunacy?
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boethius posted:Weird but true, ARMY was in the MARINES they need boots
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I'm curious since there's been mention of presidential pardons again - I get that the president can pardon people who have been convicted of crimes, but how does it work with people under investigation? Like, people saying Trump could/should pardon himself - how does that work if he hasn't been charged with anything yet? Can a president just give someone a get-out-of-jail-free card that's good for all federal crimes?
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StarkRavingMad posted:https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1332006297223503872 Does he just want this because he thinks it looks cool? I'm reminded of those possibly apocryphal stories of him watching movies with his sons and making them fast forward to the 'good bits.'
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Definitely a good idea to publically accuse the FBI of election fraud, and the DOJ? Is he mad at Barr for not committing bigger crimes for him? Short of him dropping dead and letting loose a deathshart so big, it makes the news, I think a close second best thing to happen is he spirals off into such a paranoid fit that he poisons his yuge base against the whole GOP and essentially takes his ball and goes home.
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Bronze Fonz posted:This is a man that a literal child could manipulate with ease. That kid who mowed his lawn probably grifted him
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Bogus Adventure posted:Ah yes, send the guy in charge of Turmo's election challenges to deal with the Middle East. This will definitely end the "crisis." Trump's just trying to get Jared killed to get Ivanka back on the market I used to think Trump-wants-to-bang-his-daughter jokes were crass but I stopped caring
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:Just out of curiosity, did Trump supporters have a problem with the media calling him "president elect" back in November and December of 2016? 🤔 I distinctly remember Obama getting mocked for it. These people have the best memories, folks.
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I noticed in several of the thrown-out court cases, the judges made note of the fact that Trump's lawyers would not say that there had been fraud. I assume that's because that's something that has consequences to just frivolously throw out in court. Which is a clear sign that these floundering idiots have at least enough cynical awareness of the lies they're spinning to know to save it for a bullshit at Denny's venue like this.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1333444816743481345 If she hadn't started whining about the kids she didn't care about, I could almost love her for her open disdain for all the lovely pageantry. flashy_mcflash posted:Found Trump's message to the new proud parents Holy lol
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There's something truly special about a grown man making up underlings to talk about how cool he is. Trump has zero introspection and lives entirely for how other people see him.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
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Your favorite president (me [Donald Trump {I'm your favorite president, Donald J. Trump}])
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Hahaha best news in weeks Just a few pages back is a clip of Tooty Rudy urging someone sitting next to him at one of their school play hearings to take off her mask.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:https://twitter.com/Chris_1791/status/1335697278644801536?s=20 If you read the (Fox) article, he's saying republicans yelling about election fraud now are just doing the same thing democrats were doing 4 years ago. Aside from that being like comparing a fart to a full-on adult diaper making GBS threads, I don't recall much contesting of Trump's election. I recall people being pretty shocked and almost immediate protest marches because of what a dick he is, but no one was calling for his election to be overturned.
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Any time I see SNL get political it's pretty lame and cringy, but it is pretty funny how deeply wounded the Trump family feels by it. edit: oh, Mulvaney's thing is not about Trump sketches. Point still stands. davidspackage fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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From Europe, may I say, our balls are with you in spirit, warm and soaring on high.
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Saoshyant posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1337809319883132930 Trump 69:420 'he anointeth my head with piss, and my diaper runneth over...'
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Still pretty wild that Trump and most of his followers thought the Supreme Court was their red button. Like, just having a conservative majority there was an instant win regardless of merit. Such a loving disgusting preference of crony loyalty over actual justice.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:My balls Leaving aside the question whether this is real, LOL at all the replies tut-tutting how immature and 'divisive' this is after 4 years of a petty, vindictive ghoul capering only for their side of the aisle. Still shaking my head at the audacity of people going to court, crying foul about the elections and not calling for a do-over, but just give it to our guy then. Like, I have some slight pity for the folks who actually called for a do-over of the elections; sure, their critical thinking skills are shot to hell and they probably couldn't be trusted with kindergarten scissors, but they believed it when elected officials and their motherfucking president told them there was fraud. Anyone who called that grounds to just hand it to Trump has no morals whatsoever.
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Pick posted:At which point Biden legally might be able to demand that he be thrown out, probably over North Carolina somewhere Trump sits in his chair on Air Force One, glumly scrolling Twitter and not touching the cold fish delight on his plate. The pilot, over the intercom: Uhhh, mr. President? The American people got you a BIG going away present for being their FAVORITE president. It's in the cargo hold. As Trump waddles down the steps, a fragment of radio news sounds in the back: ...and still no sign of President-elect Joe Biden at the inauguration... Trump stands in the middle of the empty cargo hold, looking around. Trump: Where's my goddamn present? Suddenly, the door to the cargo hold begins to open. Trump's hair and tie flutter in its direction. Trump steps back from the rushing air, but a hand falls on his shoulder. He twists around. Trump: Sleepy Joe!? Biden: Hey man. Get off my plane. Biden steps back, then dropkicks Trump in the chest, sending him spinning down the ramp. As he bounces off the tip of the ramp, his diaper visibly billows out massively, and then he's gone. this is a work of fiction, any resemblance to real people or situations is entirely coincidental davidspackage fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Dec 15, 2020 |
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Vidmaster posted:Wow, way to completely misrepresent the extremely valid testimony being presented. You forgot "there was a large man" and "trucks???". I was a big fan of "someone showed me a youtube video of ballot fraud at their house, I can't remember their name or any other details"
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Pick posted:Marc Thiessen opinion article in the Washington Post literally only exist for liberals to yell at. You can go through and look at all of them, they're all Clickbait It sucks that I know this and that headline still makes me want to scream "are you loving kidding me" so loud that all the plates in my house break. I said come in! posted:I really want him to attempt to barricade himself inside the White House. Trump just running through the hallways, grabbing everyone he sees by the shoulders and shoving them into the secret service guys.
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I believe it was Gutter Phoenix who said: "LOL!!!"
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mono posted:And in other chud news A few pages back but lol Crenshaw looks loving stupid, like someone swaddled him
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BrigadierSensible posted:Here's a question about the "Trump is my god-king" CHUDs. These people are literally capable of holding two or three entirely contradictory ideas in their head at the same... well, not at the same time, actually. It's more that idea #1 gets hotswapped for idea #2 and the connectors are very loose and worn down.
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pooch516 posted:But I was told by the President himself that WE have the best cyber! Mr. Putin assured him "oh no Donald, I can't get through your firewall at all. So strong."
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Vernii posted:The part in Maggie's tweet about Trump floating the idea of a military coup to his advisers is being weirdly buried by his attempts to make Powell special counsel poo poo like this is scary as hell. People genuinely excuse Trump's flirtations with fascism as him just acting out because he hates that he's lost, but knows it. But that's not the reality. He might be resolved that he'll leave the White House in the morning, but a few hours later (and a few nutcases pissing poison in his ear later) he'll have totally changed his mind. That's who's been in the driving seat of the US for the past 4 years. Jesus Christ.
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I said come in! posted:the vaccines were made in other countries. Its only America and the UK that are having problems. Everyone else is reporting no cases for months now, or just a handful of cases total and no deaths. sebmojo posted:Germany's still having a lot of deaths. Proportionally nearly a quarter of the us rate, iirc. I was gonna ask, were they being facetious, cause aside from a few places, the world's still royally getting its rear end pozzed. 
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