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NO NO NO NO NO NO! I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!! For starters, if you're going to be sending this horseshit out, Far-Left Elite is a title and all three words need to be capitalized. The fact that you underlined and bolded them together tells me that you know this at some level but you didn't even half-rear end it. Insufficient effort for a grade. Correct all errors and resubmit. If apathetic left-leaners needed anything to motivate them into voting for Joe, it would be the promise of all of these things to come true. 
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So many maga "people" didn't believe in the rona before Donnie got it. He convinced them that they will be invincible once they get it and recover from it. Now Nick Saban has it. What happens of Saban dies? Will the cognitive dissonance ripple cause the whole South to implode upon itself?
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Oct 15, 2020 01:08
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canyoneer posted:The show will go on. Someone didn’t finish watching that episode of The Toys that Made Us.
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Oct 15, 2020 06:48
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I'd just like to once again add in: gently caress you, Ice Cube. The Predator was the 1st CD I owned. That "Platinum Plan" is never happening, and would only become an unfulfilled promise that would give No Child Left Behind chills. Im still mad about Cube selling out to Turnip.
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Oct 15, 2020 20:21
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I am waiting for the hundreds, if not thousands of people who get 'rona at a Turnip rally and then get all pissy because they don't get the same meds and treatment that Turnip got at Walter Reed. They will (hopefully) have this amazing realization that they've been conned. It will be like the last minute or two of The Usual Suspects when the cop realizes he's been had as Verbal walks out of the building and disappears. I know the movie came out like 25 years ago but still.
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Oct 18, 2020 05:13
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Does anyone actually know any real-life undecided voters? Did saying no to California wildfire disaster declaration and then waffling on it make any difference for anyone? I mean what was that poo poo? Did he realize he was going to lose by millions more votes by doing it? Did he sober up? And Bitch McConnell and all of a sudden with the “oh we’re going to vote on passing what is probably a terrible version of a relief bill after obstructing for literally months right before the election!” Does anyone actually fall for this idiocy? We dropped our ballots off tonight into a REAL ballot box tonight. Voted for Biden and for Bye, Don. Oregoons represent cause we’ve known how to vote by mail forever. I think I was in 6th grade last time we had in person voting.
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Oct 18, 2020 07:25
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Why would he even bring this up? He’s done so much other stupid poo poo since then that people would have maybe forgotten about the stupid wall. Now he has created another news cycle of “oh yeah remember how much money we siphoned away from other things to burn on this terrible idea with no tangible progress and that Mexico will never, ever pay a penny for?”
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Oct 18, 2020 17:30
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I just saw a Biden commercial in the middle of the Browns / Steelers game that features at the end ... Biden and his team walking across a lobby floor while Sabotage by the Beastie Boys plays. Mind blown.
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Oct 18, 2020 19:05
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Bronze Fonz posted:The men behind QAnon I find it interesting that dude man with the unfortunate bone disorder helps out psycho nazi make his nazi website and then gets pissy at him for other stuff he does. As if it’s possible to be a perfectly reasonable nice person and then ALSO be a nazi. Someone should tell him what nazis did to people with health issues.
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Oct 19, 2020 09:14
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Philthy posted:God drat I love me a good chicken pot pie. Break that crust up and mix it in with a heaping pile of chicken and peas ohh mannn almost there im down with a Chicken Pot Pie / Baked Potato 2020 ticket.
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Oct 20, 2020 17:50
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did we skip over Turnip claiming that China should pay for the stimulus bill because it's "their fault"? I mean, the cowboys got more yardage last night than they added to the border wall and Mexico keeps on saying they are not in fact going to pay for the wall so... what about the art of the deal? Just not delivering on that should be disqualifying if critical thinking is still a thing. (Narrator: it isn't.)
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Oct 20, 2020 21:04
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right in the dexterous sense, not correct
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Oct 20, 2020 22:21
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explosivo posted:https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1318670969653858305 its pictures of the Americans who have died of covid. she then made a clicky noise and said, "its just a start."
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Oct 20, 2020 23:17
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why is Jesus, you know... white?
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Oct 21, 2020 00:18
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What the absolute gently caress?! Are you telling me gourmet cupcakes are still a thing??? there used to be a place in Eugene called Toadstool Cupcakes that made the most amazing filled cupcakes. Sadly, they closed a few years back. If I had known you could run for office and spend the money on cupcakes i'd be
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Oct 21, 2020 18:59
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The Awesomesaurus posted:Just drive up to Portland, there’s one up here! Good poo poo. gas is $1.95/gal at Costco. Don't tempt me. Although I will be going to Ikea soon so I will have to "get lost and accidentally end up on Hawthorne" apparently.
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Oct 21, 2020 19:16
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Cacator posted:What the heck is going on in Nebraska? cousin loving, mostly.
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Oct 22, 2020 00:26
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Mr President, can you define "Radical Left Crazies?" "Insane people. Communists. Wacky liberals who think health care is a fundamental human right, and that the Constitution applies to everyone; not just people born in this country."
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Oct 22, 2020 17:06
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A Fancy Hat posted:The "Donald Trump" that appears tonight is very obviously a much younger person who only vaguely looks like Trump. They didn't say Donald Trump Sr has to be the one at the debate. Let Jr handle it. Same name. Close enough.
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Oct 22, 2020 19:03
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Inzombiac posted:Well, I voted for Biden and turned in my ballot. Getting it right since 1996. (also a sly reference to Infected Mushroom's Converting Vegetarians)
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Oct 22, 2020 19:08
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Catastrophe posted:Stuff that gives me flashbacks to staying at my mom's house on Burnside. At times I miss big city life, and living in LA or Portland, and then other times I read this kind of thing and think, "Nope!" I'm like a Portland Reserve soldier. One weekend a month, two weeks a year. But any excuse to stop in Keizer and sit in line at In-N-Out for an hour...
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Oct 22, 2020 21:52
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I felt like the debate was wasted time, but not in the same way other debates are. I know what Biden was going for when he started ta talk about cocaine possession and disparity in sentences relative to preparation but he walked away from it prematurely. The moderator once again let Turnip walk all over the rules and just bully his way to extra time to attack with no real point let alone proof. Borat 2 was fun though.
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Oct 23, 2020 08:39
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I thought it was amazing that the flaming douche who refused to let Blacks rent from him considers himself the least racist person in the room.
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Oct 23, 2020 09:40
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Does anyone else feel like it's bullshit that the Republicans have claimed the US flag as their own? Long story short - last night my wife made a remark about hating the American flag because she associates it not with America as a whole, but with the psychotic right wingers. I feel like there needs to be an effort to reclaim it.
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Oct 23, 2020 21:52
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Schweinhund posted:When they add 2 stars for Puerto Rico and D.C. Are we doing dirty talk in this thread?
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Oct 23, 2020 22:01
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Nocheez posted:It'll be awesome when his depleted immune system finally catches whatever the hell Rudy has and he keels over the day before the election. I keep on expecting some staffer / Melania to walk in on pence and turnip pleasuring each other / straight up mounting one another and some level of dead staffer / heart attack ensues.
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Oct 25, 2020 19:00
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Shanghaied posted:Goddamit otter, Pence likes horses! It's like you haven't been reading the thread at all. Geez. Aww, man. I thought he liked coronavirus germs, cause he seems to be doing everything possible to catch it.
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Oct 26, 2020 06:12
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WhyteRyce posted:Seems risky Mitch would blatantly ram through this SCOTUS nomination if he knows they stand a good chance to lose big down the road. It seems like it's just begging for a court expansion to wipe out all their gains. I get betting on Biden being too decorum to want to do that but it seems like trying to work out some milquetoast Garland compromise candidate would be an acceptable hedge and plan b for a professional weasel Unless you know something that other people don’t... such as that you are about to die or something.
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Oct 26, 2020 06:51
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Schweinhund posted:We need to start teaching about gun safety in preschool also how drunk do you have to be in order to not notice that your loaded gun has fallen out of your tactical cargo pants?
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Oct 26, 2020 17:07
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Castor Poe posted:Lol at Trump leaving everything behind to roam the earth in a truck for eternity like Mad Max Aren't former presidents forbidden to drive on public roads forever?
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Oct 26, 2020 18:26
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Nocheez posted:What? I don't think this is a thing. They don't drive while in office, and I'm pretty sure they can have a SS chauffeur for as long as they live if they want.
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Oct 26, 2020 18:41
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Catastrophe posted:Look, this is some Aphex Twin "Come To Daddy" stuff and I'm having trouble vocalizing just why that's actually apt here. all i see is Gary Busey, or as Norm McDonald would say, "Gary Substanceabusey" pretty sure it was Norm.
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Oct 26, 2020 22:54
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Bogus Adventure posted:Is it wrong that I hope Mitch and Rand both die and Beshear appoints two Dems? That’s not wrong, it’s called optimistic thinking. It leads to heartbreak. As much as we can make fun of Kentucky, Oregon bought their horrible KYnect platform and is about to launch the new ONE version in a week. Say goodbye to getting helpful, timely, functional assistance from your TANF/SNAP, Medicaid or DV caseworker, Oregonians. I knew it was their defective platform but I just learned it was called KYnect today. It made me throw up in my mouth a little. We had to sit through an 8 hour long training that should have taken about 45 minutes. Therefore Oregon is as stupid as, or stupider than Kentucky. We just have more teeth on average, I guess. But probably not many.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Wait till I tell you that the governor who succeeded that one replaced it with a system called Benefind that was even worse and resulted in nobody getting their checks for 2 months. We have a 3rd system booting up soon now that there's a new governor but its going to be called KYnect again Oh Kentucky, you’re so silly. I guess that’s why All Your ABAWDS Are Belong To Us. (How have I never assembled that joke before now?) Big Fluffy Dog, if you want to be a left coaster we can grant you asylum. We have trees and water and vote by mail all the time. Also, Chief McHeath posted:I lived in Kentucky for the first 30+ years of my life and have met numerous people that vote for him simply because "he represents Kentucky and has a position of influence." Is that influence good or bad? Does it work in your favor or not? Who gives a gently caress it's ~*influence*~ That’s like, Voldemort for Hogwarts Headmaster! He went to school here and has a position of influence! otter fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Oct 27, 2020 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:My wife is currently supporting me because I am a deadbeat who complained about about the lax covid precautions on our job site and was summarily laid off without notice after 2 years. $1600/mo is my mortgage and utilities. Granted it isn’t as exciting as California, but 1450 sq ft on a quarter acre in a fairly chill place. Edit: got distracted, wrong yardage
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i am harry posted:this unsolicited comment belongs on reddit. Only if you’re misinterpreting it. The cost of living in a lot of places is insane. A few years ago you could get a 2 bedroom duplex with one bath and a garage in Eugene for around $700/ mo. These days even here the cost has increased dramatically as there has been an influx of people from CA. After the Paradise fire a considerable number of people moved here and who can blame them? $3200/ mo for rent not including utilities is an impossible feat for many families let alone single individuals who have been sold the idea that you are not successful in life unless you are a landowner (voting rights and all). But the cost of living is why we never moved back to CA when I was a kid. My cousin still lives in LA and in 2008ish his apartment was around $950/mo. I just checked it on a rental site and it’s $2500/mo now. Dude is an English teacher. As best I can tell my job in LA doesn’t pay any more than it does in Eugene. It makes me sick that my fellow goons work so hard to keep their heads above water. It’s only going to get harder if turnip is allowed to complete building his Cheetopia. I agree with Henry Rollins that the US needs to invade ourselves and build housing, schools and hospitals.
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AHH F/UGH posted:Time for a story You go to Central Catholic or something?
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Frank Frank posted:(They don’t really believe this. It’s just another one of their exhausting word-game arguments.) I can confirm this. My brother fully believes this. I tried to explain it to him, and used the example that North Korea is also NOT a democracy, but he is fully, helplessly brainwashed. We grew up poor, left-leaning. Through a course of events that ended with him quitting his job / robbing the store he worked at blind he ended up losing the rental house he was in, and moved in with his insanely right wing, goose stepping friend and his family. He spent 18 months watching nothing but fox news and now, 20 years later he still fully believes that Nazis and socialists are the same thing. He refuses to understand that Nazis were a right-wing group.
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Bacon Taco posted:Good! Maybe Biden will get to nominate a couple of justices in February! Oh man, that would be amazing if all 3 of Turnip's appointments all died of COVID and then Biden puts on his aviators and walks down the little path at 1600 Pennsylvania... Especially if they take Clarence Thomas with them. ACB better not leave any soda cans unattended at the lunch table.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Reminder that Médecins Sans Frontières sent emergency humanitarian aid teams into the US to help with the coronavirus effort: We also got firefighters from Mexico for the Holiday Farm fire. How did they get through the impenetrable trump wall? Nobody knows. Must have been coyotes! Wait...? The wall is a farce and they flew in airplane? Next thing you know someone is going to say they aren't even going to pay for that wall...
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