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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Catastrophe posted:

I skipped over 1000 new posts just to come say: LMAO.

Still relevant

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I dont think I'm being too dark when I say it would be nice for some more big names in the government to die from COVID instead of just....yknow, average Americans?

It's not a macabre death wish so much as you'd think it would open some of their eyes to the threat. I'm sure they wrote off Cain's death as fueled by his previous issues. You lose someone else in this administration to COVID and a completely different tune starts playing.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I don't see why everyone is hitting the panic button over this


He is nowhere near out of the woods yet.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Go home, Trump. French kiss McConnell while you're there.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Actively crossing everything

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Trump i am demanding you march on the senate immediately. Grab mitch by the tongue and demand something loudly



Then die

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Moochewmoo posted:

Wonder if he'll keep on the steroids for more than a week. Steroid induced psychosis is loving crazy as hell. That's probably why they were concerned about his kidney function because it takes a while to clear the system and you repeat labs a bunch till it's gone. Even if he clears the 'rona the chance of him stroking the gently caress out is substantially higher due to increased risk of blood clots. Though a mute Trump would be a next level self own.

This is a thrilling poo poo show.

So many different ways his body could finally fail


Just roll the dice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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smoobles posted:

any news updates on Chris Christie?

im worried that sneaky fucker is going to try to die while the news spotlight is on tormp

the dallas cowboy wil cry sad tears

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Captain Beans posted:

lol hes gonna effectively kill himself just like Steve Jobs

both with treatable conditions, could receive world class medical care. but instead the patient knows best, and the best course of treatment is to ignore that you have a serious problem. both tried to use carrots in some way to cure their problems, Jobs by veggie juicing and Trump by attempting to look like a carrot.

gonna loving rule

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If Joe goddamn Biden wins Texas I will turn inside out and gently caress my insides somehow


EDIT: gently caress that, this isn't election chat



I think Trump falls off the cliff on Thursday, but we don't see any signs or hints until late Friday

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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What a serious chortle

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Let the seniors sleep, trump

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Back to the Future 2 but this time Marty jumps off the roof to avoid Biff's disease breath

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Please god, give me Mitch

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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So in the galactic dimensional chess we play, isn't it better than Trump tries to remain in power until November? I worry if Pence took over at this point, he'd get just enough organized quickly enough to get some last second fuckery taken care of through congress or executive orders.


Like, as braindead as Trump is, his fumbling around poorly to the finish line may be a slight improvement over the alternative.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Gears are turning

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Jul 10, 2008


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The Voice of Labor posted:

they're running a little low on fuckery. a diseased gop senate is going to make a supreme court appointment tough, there's no wealth left anywhere in the country to funnel upwards. I guess he could start a war somewhere but I don't think there are the resources to do that in any kind of convincing fashion.

I agree, but I feel like that's too optimistic a feeling to have in 2020. If they don't pull off the court nomination I might jizz my pants

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Polio Vax Scene posted:

I've reached critical levels of lols, I can't keep up with the thread any more

You must push farther

We have such things to see yet:ssj:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If he dies before election day it could lower turnout for dems



Lmfao that's what is going to happen

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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DeVos and Mitch, cmon you fucks!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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He is absolutely melting down



holy gently caress

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Rest in weed


But bad weed, imo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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TheAardvark posted:

too long didn't loving READ!!!!

Hello I would like to order some lols at trumps expense please

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:eyepoop:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Just lemme buttchug the roids you loving cowards

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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That fly tho

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Lmao

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Either he's got the roni or Trump is going to get that coup from his own loving party

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Hahahahahahah if the first woman in the oval office is Nancy loving garbage rear end Pelosi I will die

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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When you're lollin so hard at Trump that you can't even hear his words

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Look. I'm just gonna say it. Adam Carolla is straight bitch.

He's absolute garbage

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Oh thank God, normalcy is back

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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GolfHole posted:

wheres that chart that makes trump look like a real piece of poo poo

*points at a calendar*

He's been alive this long

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:golfclap:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Where in the world is

Melania Trump

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I voted early today in Texas. In person.


:rip: me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Pack the loving courts and overrule my lawless hole

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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If you can't unseat Cornyn you might as well dissolve your party in Texas. Can't find a single person who likes him, even among conservatives.

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