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Big Beef City posted:Hey I would also like to add; Thank you, I need your heat
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Sep 18, 2020 00:46
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It's enough to make your sap boil
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Sep 18, 2020 14:36
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i think he has a point, jose is british after all
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Sep 18, 2020 14:45
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Steadiman posted:So things going well in America I see, how's everybody doing? Been hearing some strange things the most predictable thing in the world happened.
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Sep 19, 2020 15:07
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The Immaculate Telephone Call may it be praised
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Sep 21, 2020 14:27
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I wasn’t allowed to go on the 7th grade field trip to the Statue of Liberty because my mom 100% believed I would be shot immediately upon entering the city. Well you didn't not get not shot did you?
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Sep 21, 2020 17:58
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If I saw a shooting star I would wish that everytime a politician lied a little chimpanzee would pop out from somewhere and twist their titties. It would make me believe in magic again, and I think it would make the world a better place 
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Sep 22, 2020 14:01
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Big Beef City posted:Can the monkey wear sunglasses and a gold chain that says 'titty time' on it when it hops out Yes, and I will also add a diaper paid for by the taxpayers. Everything else is free from the wish, but the diapers must be changed often and the money has to come from somewhere. Also it's a chimp not a monkey.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:11
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I hate biden, he is a disgusting man with a pervert mouth, but I am still voting for him because trump is making me lol too much and I need a break.
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Sep 22, 2020 16:28
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Pick posted:Absolutely incredible that the current party line is "Sleepy Joe is on speed" All the youth is on speed these days so it's smart strategy. Like pokemon go to the polls but like crush this addy and let's snort it to the polls
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Sep 22, 2020 18:35
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A Fancy Hat posted:Trump catches Covid at a rally and ends up in the ICU right around the time he's supposed to debate Biden. Biden is interviewed about it and "accidentally" says "I hope the fucker dies" or something like that. "Tom, my ride is here" Bigfoot stands on the lawn, honking its own rear end with annoyance. Trump tears down the stairs, loses his balance and bowling over his prized electoral map that had been lovingly sculpted from butter. Trump cries into the carpet.
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Sep 22, 2020 18:53
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people are refusing to starve in the street and instead make the choice to go to work continuing the spread of a deadly virus? i guess that's what being pro-choice gets you.
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Sep 22, 2020 23:14
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Pick posted:Go to bed with the devil, wake up with cum in your rear end if the devil can gently caress my rear end to completion without me waking up then the devil got a needle dick
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Sep 23, 2020 00:16
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my cutter is sharp and quick, don't you worry pick
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Sep 23, 2020 00:19
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His pockets are bulging hamberders
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Sep 23, 2020 01:02
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"wow, Tina, your couch looks super rapey lately. What's your secret?" "It's Piss on a ham" *Tina takes out a stinky spray bottle and does the pshpsh all over the trump pillow*
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Sep 24, 2020 16:17
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Lol, this man is a buffoon.
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Sep 24, 2020 16:51
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I have chuds in my family and unless it's from anything other than the lamestream media, his base aren't going to be swayed by fact checking. And even then it's iffy.
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Sep 29, 2020 17:12
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What is the common man's ice cream brand? Blue bell for blue collar workers?
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NEVER USE THE WORD SMART WITH ME I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY SMART IN MY EARSHOT I WILL FILL EVERY DIAPER I GOT
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Guess he will get out of the debates afterall
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Zurtilik posted:Is the West Wing worth watching? i mean i guess it's funny how corny it is, but i would say it's not worth watching because the funny parts are too few and the intentionally funny parts make me want to chowder my diaper iykwim
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mono posted:ugh this makes me embarrassed to admit I enjoyed Newsroom lmao mods are really nailing it. mono, watch gilmore girls instead, it's from the same era and even though it's about a small town and the gilmore women, it's more politically relevant today than loving west wing
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Oct 2, 2020 13:35
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DickParasite posted:It's all he can write. He's been doing the same hacky poo poo since Sports Night. Two or three standin characters for his audience that just relentlessly dunk on the rest of the slack jawed cast, and Hollywood treats him like he's loving Cormac McCarthy. exposition time come walk with me, dickparasite. and without looking
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Oct 2, 2020 14:38
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Majere posted:Trump dying before the election would be terrible. yeah a death this early in the season would be incredibly anti-climactic.
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Oct 2, 2020 15:40
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Oscar Wild posted:As melania holds a pillow over his orange head...  https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1312051177928835072
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sorry, bitch, but people should practice personal responsibility and blaming china isn't very bootstraps of you.
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Oct 2, 2020 16:34
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unpacked robinhood posted:Breathing hard, thank you !! Lol
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Oct 2, 2020 17:08
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An insane mind posted:Who the gently caress is mike memoli, Matthew Callamari's good twin? ahahah i just remembered there's a non-cartoon person walking around named matthew calamari
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Oct 2, 2020 17:55
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Lt. Cock posted:The Q Anon lady at work who thinks POTUS broke into her apartment booked a one way flight to Texas for the day after the election. She’s meeting a “doctor” at the border who can remove any government tracking devices and/or demons from her body. i can also do this and i am certified fresh to death
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Oct 2, 2020 20:46
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Oscar Wild posted:I hope he's getting a lot of soup. does mcdonalds make soup?
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meant to post this in here not the dnd thread so im sorry if you've seen this before https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1312142253750583297
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boar guy posted:they're strapping him in to the exoskeleton Lol
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ubachung posted:What's the opposite of thoughts and prayers? Actions and curses?
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