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I don’t know why but this has had me lollin’ for ten minutes straight
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 01:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 20:25 |
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https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/1306711121638768640?s=21
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 01:30 |
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 01:42 |
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1306624731114811394 If only there were some way we could have known what a massive piece of poo poo criminal this guy was going to turn out to be.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 12:15 |
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Polio Vax Scene posted:we've done nothing and we're all exhausted! What are they gonna do anyway? Nothing is going to get past the Senate. I hate to say it but it pretty much is a waste of taxpayer money to do anything because the system is so broken that Mitch McConnell has the sole power to determine what even reaches the Senate floor. He just stopped doing his job unless it only benefits himself, Trump, or the GOP agenda, and nothing short of him either dying or getting voted out (lol) is going to change that.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 15:32 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:The House does oversight not the Senate. They're not passing laws when they get these guys in for questioning. But if you just let these guys get away with (illegally) ignoring subpoenas then what's the point of electing you into a majority in the first place. Yeah that part is bullshit, and I don’t understand it But the House can’t pass laws on its own either.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 15:36 |
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Wait, I thought it was Obama who made ISIS?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 15:51 |
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Shanghaied posted:The Senate is the only chamber that can remove officials though. LOL!!!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 15:59 |
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Taeke posted:lol Trump will never be held accountable because that would open up the possibility of future presidents to be held accountable too GOP will screech that Presidents* need to be held accountable, slippery slope and all that. *Democrat
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 16:44 |
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LabyaMynora posted:Gonna laugh if Bill Barr announcing charges against Joe and/or Hunter Biden in October is the thing that finally convinces Joe Biden, Manchin, Schumer, and a bunch of other Dem-squishes that the only way forward is to prosecute the gently caress out of the entire Trump administration from top-to-bottom. The cool Joe Biden that Trump keeps talking about would hire Yates as AG. Actual Joe Biden will hire Klob.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 16:59 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Trump comes out to make viewing porn illegal Lol, even he’s not that stupid. Is he?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 18:43 |
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Guze posted:Trump targeted gamers, GAMERS Oh poo poo son, it’s on now. They’re about to RISE UP!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 18:55 |
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 20:03 |
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Democrats murdering those poor liddle’ babies fresh out of the womb instead of letting them die slowly as per the GOP method.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 20:12 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:so what I want to know about this baby executing business - is there a jury involved? The baby pops out and flies directly into a homogenizer. Very efficient and no mess!
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 20:46 |
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I’m not lolling here
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:40 |
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New Justice Ted Cruz/William Barr, I dunno. Goodbye rights for women and minorities
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:43 |
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RBG posted:
LOL!!! 😂🤣😂
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:49 |
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Pick posted:You do know we had a conservative court anyway right Roberts and Kavanaugh(!) have had some recent judgements that leaned liberal and affected judgements. Another conservative, and likely Trump sycophant, are going to make lucky judgements harder to come by.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:53 |
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Strong Sauce posted:whats the sound of an anthropomorphic turtle laughing? Unfortunately not the same as a Louisville slugger hitting his face repeatedly with vigor
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:55 |
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Posted this in the last thread but I’m posting it every time my balls launch now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnnjnX1Ytc BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 19, 2020 |
# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 01:09 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:maybe we shouldnt have built our entire country
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 12:41 |
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Big Beef City posted:Is there anything that says a president cannot nominate themselves for the position contingent on their resignation from the office of president once appointed? I think you’ll find that the big beautiful Article II that nobody knew about before doesn’t specifically say Donald Trump can’t do it so
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 15:20 |
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Can I get a sixer please? It’s a tremendous big beautiful day today, from the standpoint of sunshine, and I’d like to get off this hell train for a few hours. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 16:40 |
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Professor Shark posted:One of my favorite CHUD things is that they say they love their country but then do poo poo that is 1 000 000 % against the very specific rules that are supposed to make their country “Great!” People like Trump, GOP, and billionaires absolutely do love their country though. Why wouldn’t they? It’s the country that allowed them to amass immense wealth and power continuously on the backs of the poor and middle class, all while those lower classes thank them for the honor.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 23:11 |
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Catastrophe posted:He still stands like a half-inflated blow-up doll and his face is ridiculous and he's dumb. I bet he smells too
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 23:22 |
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Get hosed Rudy
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 00:40 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753 Yo Ted. Get hosed
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 02:00 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1306874861541888000 Hey Charlie. Get hosed
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 02:04 |
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LordSloth posted:Our president is a master of metaphors. How does he explain 5000 square miles? By telling you to imagine one square mile, and then multiply it by 5000. Lol
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 02:12 |
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Extortion Or to put it another way: Quid pro quo
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 02:29 |
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LordSloth posted:
FILL THAT SEAT!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 12:53 |
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Is there ANYTHING that can be done about McConnell? I’m my mind he’s guilty of many things, not the least of which is treason, in addition to dereliction of duty, obstruction of justice, etc etc etc.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:16 |
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Frail as he may be, the problem is that Mitch is still around, and has survived long enough to gently caress things up permanently. He could die tomorrow and all the next GOP Senate Majority Leader has to do is keep truckin on with the same bullshit.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:21 |
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Chuds McGreedy posted:
Finally, some class in the White House!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:29 |
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I sure wish things weren’t so drat stupid!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:52 |
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Good news everyone! Pine-Sol cleaner has been approved to kill coronavirus on hard surfaces No more COVID and minty fresh breath!
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 01:09 |
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By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent. I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive. Clinton’s dick had spots on it. Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma. Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft. Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat. Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick. That’s all I know about presidential dicks.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 05:51 |
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Tip posted:Can't believe you left Donny's dick out. Of course I left Trump’s dick out, my post was about presidents. Wait, WHAT???!!!!
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 06:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 20:25 |
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Ebola Roulette posted:In a 6-3 decision the supreme court declares this somehow not unconstitutional He’ll just sharpie in “and also
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 16:21 |