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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I don’t know why but this has had me lollin’ for ten minutes straight

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Apr 6, 2011

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https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/1306711121638768640?s=21

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Apr 6, 2011

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Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1306624731114811394
very creative. charge taxpayers even when not in use

If only there were some way we could have known what a massive piece of poo poo criminal this guy was going to turn out to be.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Polio Vax Scene posted:

we've done nothing and we're all exhausted!

What are they gonna do anyway? Nothing is going to get past the Senate. I hate to say it but it pretty much is a waste of taxpayer money to do anything because the system is so broken that Mitch McConnell has the sole power to determine what even reaches the Senate floor. He just stopped doing his job unless it only benefits himself, Trump, or the GOP agenda, and nothing short of him either dying or getting voted out (lol) is going to change that.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Groovelord Neato posted:

The House does oversight not the Senate. They're not passing laws when they get these guys in for questioning. But if you just let these guys get away with (illegally) ignoring subpoenas then what's the point of electing you into a majority in the first place.

Yeah that part is bullshit, and I don’t understand it But the House can’t pass laws on its own either.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Wait, I thought it was Obama who made ISIS?

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Apr 6, 2011

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Shanghaied posted:

The Senate is the only chamber that can remove officials though.

As for contempt of Congress (i.e. ignoring subpoenas), I got bad new for you, friend:


The current acting US Attorney for DC is Michael Sherwin:


Before Sherwin, the acting US Attorney for DC was Timothy Shea:


Before Shea, the US Attorney for DC was Jessie Liu:



LOL!!!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Taeke posted:

lol Trump will never be held accountable because that would open up the possibility of future presidents to be held accountable too

GOP will screech that Presidents* need to be held accountable, slippery slope and all that.





*Democrat

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Apr 6, 2011

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LabyaMynora posted:

Gonna laugh if Bill Barr announcing charges against Joe and/or Hunter Biden in October is the thing that finally convinces Joe Biden, Manchin, Schumer, and a bunch of other Dem-squishes that the only way forward is to prosecute the gently caress out of the entire Trump administration from top-to-bottom.

If you didn't do it for fear that future Republicans were going to do it back, but then the Republicans jump the gun and do it anyway, well, they kind of invalidated the only reason not to do it, right?

Also, I heard this summer that the Biden campaign was floating Sally Yates as AG. Don't know how legit that was, but if they do actually go through with that, I think that's a signal that they want someone with an ax to grind to go after the Trump admin hard.

If he goes with Amy Kobluchar as AG, then its a sign that they intend to let them all walk, just like she did with Derek Chauvin back in the 2000s.

The cool Joe Biden that Trump keeps talking about would hire Yates as AG.

Actual Joe Biden will hire Klob.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump comes out to make viewing porn illegal

Lol, even he’s not that stupid.









Is he?

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Apr 6, 2011

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Guze posted:

Trump targeted gamers, GAMERS

Oh poo poo son, it’s on now. They’re about to RISE UP!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Apr 6, 2011

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Democrats murdering those poor liddle’ babies fresh out of the womb instead of letting them die slowly as per the GOP method.

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Apr 6, 2011

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TotalLossBrain posted:

so what I want to know about this baby executing business - is there a jury involved?
An execution squad? What are the methods? Do we get to use the bodies?

Is there a jobs site on this yet? I need a new career.

The baby pops out and flies directly into a homogenizer. Very efficient and no mess!

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Apr 6, 2011

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I’m not lolling here

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Apr 6, 2011

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New Justice Ted Cruz/William Barr, I dunno. Goodbye rights for women and minorities

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Apr 6, 2011

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RBG posted:


Just days before her death, as her strength waned, Ginsburg dictated this statement to her granddaughter Clara Spera: "My most fervent wish is that i I will not be replaced until a new president is installed."

LOL!!! 😂🤣😂

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Apr 6, 2011

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Pick posted:

You do know we had a conservative court anyway right

Roberts and Kavanaugh(!) have had some recent judgements that leaned liberal and affected judgements. Another conservative, and likely Trump sycophant, are going to make lucky judgements harder to come by.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Strong Sauce posted:

whats the sound of an anthropomorphic turtle laughing?

Unfortunately not the same as a Louisville slugger hitting his face repeatedly with vigor

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Apr 6, 2011

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Posted this in the last thread but I’m posting it every time my balls launch now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnnjnX1Ytc

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Sep 19, 2020

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Apr 6, 2011

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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

maybe we shouldnt have built our entire country

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Apr 6, 2011

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Big Beef City posted:

Is there anything that says a president cannot nominate themselves for the position contingent on their resignation from the office of president once appointed?

Absolutely unprecedented and horrifying, but I'm not aware of anything that would legally prevent it?

I think you’ll find that the big beautiful Article II that nobody knew about before doesn’t specifically say Donald Trump can’t do it so

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Apr 6, 2011

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Can I get a sixer please? It’s a tremendous big beautiful day today, from the standpoint of sunshine, and I’d like to get off this hell train for a few hours.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Apr 6, 2011

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Professor Shark posted:

One of my favorite CHUD things is that they say they love their country but then do poo poo that is 1 000 000 % against the very specific rules that are supposed to make their country “Great!”

NOT! I hate it! So dumb!

People like Trump, GOP, and billionaires absolutely do love their country though. Why wouldn’t they? It’s the country that allowed them to amass immense wealth and power continuously on the backs of the poor and middle class, all while those lower classes thank them for the honor.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Catastrophe posted:

He still stands like a half-inflated blow-up doll and his face is ridiculous and he's dumb.

I bet he smells too

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Apr 6, 2011

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Get hosed Rudy

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Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753

lol what constitution

everyday is a constitutional crisis in trump world

Yo Ted.

Get hosed

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Apr 6, 2011

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Hey Charlie.

Get hosed

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Apr 6, 2011

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LordSloth posted:

Our president is a master of metaphors. How does he explain 5000 square miles? By telling you to imagine one square mile, and then multiply it by 5000.

For real.

Lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Or to put it another way:

Quid pro quo

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Apr 6, 2011

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LordSloth posted:


He really is shooting adderall up his rear end, isn't he?

FILL THAT SEAT!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Is there ANYTHING that can be done about McConnell? I’m my mind he’s guilty of many things, not the least of which is treason, in addition to dereliction of duty, obstruction of justice, etc etc etc.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Frail as he may be, the problem is that Mitch is still around, and has survived long enough to gently caress things up permanently. He could die tomorrow and all the next GOP Senate Majority Leader has to do is keep truckin on with the same bullshit.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Chuds McGreedy posted:





Look at this rear end doofus, look right at it

Impossible to look or pretend to be normal

Finally, some class in the White House!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I sure wish things weren’t so drat stupid!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Good news everyone!

Pine-Sol cleaner has been approved to kill coronavirus on hard surfaces

No more COVID and minty fresh breath!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent.

I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive.

Clinton’s dick had spots on it.

Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma.

Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft.

Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick.

That’s all I know about presidential dicks.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Tip posted:

Can't believe you left Donny's dick out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1042045602601816068

We just passed the two year anniversary of learning what his dick looks like.

Of course I left Trump’s dick out, my post was about presidents.







Wait, WHAT???!!!!

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Apr 6, 2011

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Ebola Roulette posted:

In a 6-3 decision the supreme court declares this somehow not unconstitutional

Although wouldn't that just make Harris president?

He’ll just sharpie in “and also Kemell Camel Kamalla Harris!”

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