A Fancy Hat posted:

It's... I have my own bed, okay? It's actually the best setup, it's very good. I asked them, I said "The bed, I would like the racing car bed. No... I want the truck, the big truck!" and they did it. They got a carpenter, a big guy, tears in his eyes like a dog, and he told me "Are you sure? Is that what you want?" and I said "Say it again" and then they made me the truck bed.

It's incredible, it's very comfortable, and I sit on the bed and it's as if I was in the truck. As if I'm honking the horn and, in fact, driving the horn and driving the truck itself down the road. And I asked them I said "Let's make the carpet into a street, a wonderful street, let's do the infrastructure in here." But they wouldn't. They wouldn't do it and it's because Obama and Biden left me a MESS, an absolute mess that I'm still cleaning up. And they wouldn't let me get the road carpet or even to put down the cones, to put the cones around so I could drive the bed around here. The White House.

So that's... I love the bed. And Melania comes by, sometimes, MELANIA T, and she'll say "Hello, darling, how's the bed?" and then the secret service takes her away, BYE BYE! And then I see her a few months later, as you do, and as I did, in fact.

The Last Call posted:

Clavavisage posted:

We're down to HOURS left of tubbo and this guy just slips in and slams the afterburners on full tilt on my balls, good gravy!