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busalover posted:if you're part of the cult, it will the most delicious burger ever. which makes me think, maybe the story of jesus & the wine was about people buying into the jesus hype to the point were everything he serves tastes god-like. thank you trump for making me understand gospel. "behold! he has turned diet coke into the finest of ambrosia!" charlie kirk: "mmmmmmmm!!"
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 23:56 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:29 |
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big if true! charlie kirk's face is an evolutionary protection still for sale for $20,000 https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/1288316852637011969 https://twitter.com/kartoen/status/1288567229399932930 https://twitter.com/threesunrises/status/1287357128781565952
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 00:47 |
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https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1261853530748420096
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 02:04 |
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if biden wins it's going to be like operation paperclip and suddenly bill barr and jared and miller will just disappear and "will marr" "jarod white" and "stephano white" (no relation) will have new roles in the new white house no questions please.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 16:35 |
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it's ridiculous to assume the president could do something to control a virus also why didn't joe biden do more to control a virus?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 21:05 |
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i love that every waking moment is full of the same dread the chuds pretended to constantly feel under obama. they would freely post online multiple times a day that they're so scared that obama's secret police were going to come and get them so they made that fantasy a reality as revenge. loving... gently caress.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 18:57 |
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Strong Sauce posted:*snip*
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 05:54 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I love the cut of this young man's jib.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 16:47 |
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we need to get trump to sign an executive order that just says "pmurt" so that rat gently caress can be banished back to hell
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 03:58 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I know it's easy to forget because every day is basically a waking nightmare, but the President is probably the weirdest person who's ever lived and if he was related to you you'd be rushing him to the ER worried he had a stroke. trump's not "weird" he's the closest thing we'll ever get to seeing an alien
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 16:42 |
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explosivo posted:I've been staring at this lady with a black cock hanging off of her face trying to come up with any conceivable reason why she's doing this and have so far come up with nothing. advertising
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 00:24 |
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look, if we're not nice to the people that are sacrificing our lives for their own gain they might be mean to us later on.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 00:40 |
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Monster Squad is one of my favorite movies, still mostly holds up, and deserves WAY more respect than it gets. WAY more. it should be a halloween staple. the "dark universe" should be building up to a remake of monster squad. Come on guys, don't be chickenshit! seriously ask me to write five more paragraphs, i can set up a chart with time flow threads that all pull together to motherfucking frankenstein straight up grabbing dracula by the neck like a cat and correcting him to his face.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 05:26 |
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my chud boss who gets his news from facebook announced that trump should ABSOLUTELY get to pick the next justice because "the last 22 presidents got to without stop!!" which is obviously from some facebook meme. i brought up that obama didn't get to and he just mumbled that he didn't know that and started screaming about how the protesters need to wear masks.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 15:58 |
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Strong Sauce posted:"'i won't let you entrap me with my own words', i say, as i let this journalist entrap me with my own words" "look you believe THIS, right?" "yes!" "but what about THIS?" "i'm not falling for your liberal traps!!"
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 20:42 |
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"coronovirus not a problem until we can find a way to blame YOUNG PEOPLE!!"
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 20:56 |
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Big Beef City posted:No because I don't like to compare catastrophic real world events to Simpsons and video game memes and use big boy words instead.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 23:00 |
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of course they could but good luck finding them.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 01:40 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:BREAKING:
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 02:47 |
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you can be famous because your cousin is famous?
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 06:16 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Yeah Trump believing in racehorse theory when his children all look like failed homunculi to the point his daughter got a bunch of work done is loving hilarious.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 18:44 |
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nooneofconsequence posted:Arnold still believes. https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/1301273631335440384 it's about racism (spoilers), but it'll be interesting to see the knots they'll twist themselves into to explain why no one is taking him up on his offer will get funnier (riiiight up until it stops being funny lol!)
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 05:10 |
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1309112636173365248?s=19
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 16:42 |
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SubnormalityStairs posted:You know, before 2020, I would have been like "he's right!" there will always be a trump
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 17:50 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Lou Dobbs the other night said if Trump wins re-election he'll be a world historical leader on the scale of Winston Churchill and Alexander the Great.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 18:17 |
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libertarian brains are all broken, usually they just injured everyone around them instead of the host
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 19:42 |
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what was the line in Back to the Future? when 50's doc pointed out that it must have broken because it was made in china and 80's marty replies "all the best stuff is made in china".
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 20:52 |
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Warbird posted:Japan iirc unless
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 20:58 |
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all i think when i watch this is that the camera man also jumped out of the plane AND did his god damned job all the way down while this clown lurched around inside an airplane and then just floated to the ground. i'm WAY more impressed by the camera man.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 21:28 |
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Guze posted:There's a secret service team that has to save 10-15 flushes worth of dumps "you have to flush ten, fifteen times. not me, you, i don't talk about my rear end. and then some guy goes in after and puts it in a bag and mushes it up? what's that about? aren't you folks sick of that? why can't i-you use the toilet like normal??"
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 22:04 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:LOL!!!!
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 00:38 |
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just going to point out that trump's loyal followers made "fartingcrickets" become popular on twitter just to prove they can. which means they just disproved their own theory that twitter keeps conservatives from becoming popular. but it ALSO means conservatives CAN make topics become popular if they try. which means conservatives really can't tell the difference between naturally trending topics and bot created hashtags. oh, and if you're confused why they did it: to own the libs.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 15:58 |
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Katana Gomai posted:Not gonna bother looking this up but I would be extremely surprised if it wasn't a reference to "Moon Crickets". so, instead of using their power to shill for the candidate that keeps them in business, they used this power to trend a (probably racist) term to sell their own books. grifters all the way down
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 16:11 |
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mono posted:Has it been two weeks since he said they were releasing their plan in two weeks? you guys remember life back before trump?
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 16:26 |
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weird how all these really pro-trump people turn out to be completely broken people yet have millions and millions of followers
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 03:59 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Weird that they would be so racist behind the scenes, and in front of the scenes. this is more of a "carrying on a tradition" i guess
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 16:36 |
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"i just don't think trump can effectively manage a country, but biden probably won't kill as many minorities as trump...maybe if we made biden president but put trump in charge of killing minorities? like a compromise?"
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 20:39 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:In Charlie Kirk's book he describes people chanting "Charlie Kirk is a jerk" as "alliteration". they're utilizing assonance.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 23:41 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:Kirk is a great advertisement for why you should go to college. it does not rhyme. it utilizes assonance.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 23:49 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 06:29 |
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Stefan Prodan posted:I'm sorry to say but those two examples are not the same, kirk/jerk is a rhyme whereas, you are correct, action/jackson is not
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 00:25 |