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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
trump's going to retire to some far away country that will give him anything he wants for he rest of his life in exchange for "consulting".

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Loden Taylor posted:

"When in the Midwest! This is what you proles do to fill your empty lives, right?"

she gonna go to Blain's Farm & Fleet too to even it out, or just hit up a Menards?
i'm not sure if most of these words translate to other regions but anyone from the midwest would recognize the time honored uniquely midwest "chain store" along with what's known as a "yoda" from something they follow called "star wars". a series of movies from the 80's.

like how some places say "pop" and some say" soda" and some "coke". you just wouldn't get it unless you were born there.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Cross-posting from the protest thread: Louisville Police's morale has been hit hard by the baseless attacks on paw patrol
(Schroeder is the interim police chief of LMPD. This is in sworn testimony to metro council)
"we're just following orders. we're just following orders. we're just following orders. we're just following orders. how am i supposed to follow these orders: you didn't ask me MY thoughts on them!"
imagine a public servant lashing out because they feel like they're losing control. a postal worker or fire fighter saying the same things. jesus christ.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

*poor brad post :(*
https://twitter.com/AlfredSaysSo/status/1310683163694309377
*blood never stops pouring out of my nose*

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
trump will interrupt everything joe biden says to "fact check" him in real time, the moderator will not be able to control him, trump will insult both of them while wallace sputters and harumphs and biden smiles and plays to the audience.
trump's supporters will say he won.
biden supporters will say he won.
trump will claim the ear checkers were biden flunkies as the secret service agents that did the check shift nervously behind him.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
we went through this with clinton. if biden agrees to have his ears checked: deep state ear checkers!!!
so we need checkers to check the checkers! nothing?? deep state checker checkers!!!
rigged pee test! test the pee testers!! deep state checker checker checkers and deep state pee tester testers!!!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

pixaal posted:

This wont stop him, he tweets our his rear end
your rear end. not his rear end. he doesn't talk about his rear end.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"here's a speech you're going to give to the entire world."
"should i practice it or, at least, quickly review it with the person who wrote it?"
"why?"
"huh. you're right. nevermoind."

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
at this point "undecided" either means "shy republican" or "what's in it for me republican"
one will refuse to tell you who they voted for but they're very scared of "minions" republican propaganda
the other is just waiting for a solid benefit for them they can tout as being "the ONLY reason" they're voting for trump

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i love how easy it was to badger president big boy into almost bad mouthing his biggest fans.

chris wallace and joe biden got trump to (almost) disavow his biggest fans just by chanting "Do IT!" until he stumbled out an "ok, i'll do it!...what do i do?"

the only reason he didn't is because he's a massive idiot and used random words. there's no way trump actually meant to say what he did, he just panicked because he was being badgered

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"21 jump street" was hilarious, "22 jump street" was even better.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
where's that picture of trump that looks like he's stealing a jack o lantern...

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I disagree. They are still kissing his rear end. Chris Wallace went into this planning to help him and had several color-by-numbers softball questions just to coax an "I am against [Bad Thing]!" sound bite out of him, which Fox could then use.

And then Trump went off on him like an old man with dementia, angry that his son keeps trying to tell him it's inappropriate to take off his pants in public and convinced it means the son's now out to get him.
did you hear wallace used the phrase "and now onto a topic that will make the president happy" two or three times, like a parent trying to get the children to behave because "mcdonalds is coming up!"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
the title mentions giving a pornographic horse statue to pence. i doubt that will lead to his downfall.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

veni veni veni posted:

For sure. But in this specific instance I don't think he was as organized as people are giving him credit for. Watching it live it just seemed like more of his on the fly, stream of conscious bullshit that he did through the whole thing. His intentions don't matter though. because they have already embraced it, so he will too.
like, he's an accidental fascist. he just acts very selfishly, ran his businesses very selfishly, and now runs the country very selfishly.
a patchwork of corrupt/incompetent/selfish behavior that looks, works, and acts exactly like a dead eyed fascism.
and there's the genuine fascists that are smart enough to latch onto him.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
it's an easy strategy to stumble into because it's, coincidentally, the same behavior stupid, vain, selfish, scumbags would just naturally do anyway. just less competently than the smart ones.

Virginia Slams posted:

But you see all the evil fascist things he does are cause he's a big ol selfish dum dum he don't know no better!
i'm not sure how to say this in a nice way so i'll just ask you nicely to not make that sort of weird assumptions. it's weird to me that you think i'm trying to excuse fascism because it's not a purposeful "fascist" strategy but an accidental fascist strategy.
i do not think trump studied up on fascism but just did what felt natural to his hosed up psyche: fascism.
but i also think there's no difference and trump is far past the age when he should know right from wrong and he's actively choosing wrong. arriving at the same destination using different routes still results in the same destination
please don't imply i'm excusing anything.

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 1, 2020

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

muscles like this! posted:

I believe the idea is that they have to recite a set list of cereal because it is supposed to show they can keep composure or something like that?
person, woman, man, camera, tv

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
in a civilized society college is just time.
in america it's money and time because money is the best gateway those with it can design

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
oh man, i'm TOTALLY voting for trump this year!


GOT YOU!
lookit me guys: i'm just as clever and smart as the guy who draws dilbert!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i guess we're finding out who trump touches the most
edit: god dammit they need to badger the gently caress out of him until he eats a pound of chloroquiniqueique

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

LordSloth posted:

By the time I make this post, there should be 215k likes on Trump's tweet announcing he has Covid.

Edit: Nope, 227K.
265

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
lol rick moranis being randomly punched is trending higher than trump getting the rona on twitter.
and guess which one isn't because of celebrations

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
it's A negative test

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
we're not allowed to hope for his death but we are allowed to hope for his recovery.

mmmmhmm.
"very tired, very fatigued, and having some trouble breathing" so he's either got covid or went to the second floor

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

French Canadian posted:

:hehe:

I think we all lol'd hard enough that the heavens heard us.
i want this embroidered on a pillow.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
i sure won't be reminding every single trump voter i see about how funny it is that trump gets the best possible care paid for by us while trying to take away everyone's healthcare and talking about the evils of government healthcare.

i SURE won't be doing that.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
the loving white house didn't notify any of the guests, they've all heard about it through the lying media.
jesus christ what trash people they all are.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
hope hicks will obviously take the blame for giving it to trump, the only question is willingly or no?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
hey don't post this type of poo poo without comment or context:

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/1311942527390494720

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"chief of staff on camera contradicting white house doctors' statement at white house event"

like...loving...god drat. multiple official stories from multiple officials IS THE loving NEWS. gently caress. do your loving job news.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Lamech posted:

He's rolling the dice and intentionally caught it now, so if he survives, which is very probable given he has the best care in the world, he can claim immunity, and then say that Joe Biden is still susceptible to the virus, and thus would be a weak president
he's an idiot who thinks germ theory doesn't apply to rich people

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
this is so loving funny. this is like if the watergate burglars had accidentally shot nixon on the way out

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
"aren't you glad you stayed in?"

good one, mcdonalds

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Fenrir posted:

They're just showing a rerun, talk about a missed opportunity

for 60 straight minutes

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

tpink posted:

*snip*
Ok this is a good point.
:thunk:
one of trump's people paid off the doctor to tell trump having a phone around him with covid will kill him. it's the only way they got it away from him.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
https://twitter.com/JoeDelibovi/status/1312777686218137605

also jason miller's bloatee is gross

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
so wait a minute, trump told woodward that it was a serious, deadly thing. and he told us it was a hoax. now we find out the cavalier attitude wasn't just an act, even in private he didn't take precautions, so...what the gently caress?
did he know it was a deadly virus, lied to us, but just didn't care?
did he lie to woodward, tell us the truth, and this is just a hilariously unlikely happenstance?
why do so many of the people around him just take his word for everything to the point where they also contracted the deadly disease?
every single person who caught this took trump's word over medical doctors that work in and around the white house.
for months.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

nooneofconsequence posted:

in case you were wondering it's not about informing the public it's about keeping president good genes whimpering to a minimum
so he was downplaying the virus to avoid his OWN panicking.

"look, listen, look: if i was honest with the american people about the virus there would be chaos like you wouldn't believe; kicking screaming, hysterical crying jags until my lungs hurt. very bad from the standpoint of cowardly shrieking with fear."

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

it feeds on fear

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