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Dr Seuss is the new tan suit. Election rigging is the new birtherism.
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Headed off to the Golden Arches to partake in a meal fit for a Commander In Chief.
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Mar 4, 2021 07:43
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The Thin Blue Line flag is so fascist it literally hurts every time I see one.
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Mar 9, 2021 18:03
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Live Tucker reaction is literally no different from a still Tucker reaction from any other time or place where Tucker exists or has existed.
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Mar 12, 2021 02:43
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Live Tucker in the corner of a screen showing Spiderman impregnating Elsa.
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Mar 12, 2021 02:46
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If you think it's funny to point and laugh at the slop, just look at the pigs they're force feeding it to!
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Mar 16, 2021 17:58
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Oh boy Hunter Biden Biopic coming Just the griftiest perks possible, good lord.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:39
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LifeSunDeath posted:Just dawned on me that History Channel directly primed boomers to be indoctrinated by Qanon with 20 years of non stop hitler and alien conspiracy shows. If you ever watch any of those shows, they always slam a little "Can you trust your government?! NO!!" stuff into the very last minute or two before the credits roll. It's like a quick burst of high RPM 80 grit brain smoothing outta nowhere.
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Mar 22, 2021 15:48
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Well regulated militia is a lot like a well regulated business. No record of who is an employee or not. No business model other than geographically indistinct individuals being "busy". No system of oversight, incomes, expenses or management.
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Mar 23, 2021 17:34
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These one dimensional props are ridiculous. The stuff on the shelf is pretty terrible too.
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Mar 23, 2021 17:35
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Don't let big government do to the National Rifle Association what it did to the National Explosives Association. It is the right of all Americans to buy triacetone triperoxide, cyclonite, hexogen, pentaerythritol tetranitrate, aziroazide azide, or even just good old fashioned TNT. Many of us have long family histories of using explosives for various non-violent purposes that are deeply ingrained into our cultural values. Big government won't even let you buy LEGAL products that contain components of these culturally significant explosives in large quantities without being placed on a dystopian watchlist or getting a knock on your door. Anytime there is a mass casualty even involving an IED the LIBS try to take away sports and hobby explosives from law abiding citizens. Scam Likely fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 24, 2021 |
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Mar 24, 2021 02:06
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LifeSunDeath posted:unskilled labor is a term rich industrialists use to justify paying people slave wages. it's total bullshit. Working for a good union owns. Everyone is super chill and hard working and still gets paid a liveable wage. I'd much rather have a job where you shower after work than one where you shower before.
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Mar 26, 2021 14:17
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Human pattern recognition is a hell of a drug 
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Mar 28, 2021 02:27
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Republicans frantically piling on the efforts to oust Cuomo is a very lol hail mary. Their fever dream must be to get a Republican friendly person in his place to remove all the NY state charges against their big wet boy and his swamp friends.
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Mar 28, 2021 15:53
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Well I mean how can rent and groceries be anyway? $100000 a month? Dont be silly, the poor's live luxuriously on practically nothing, $10,000 a month tops.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:11
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Segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever!* *of Church and State
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Mar 29, 2021 01:43
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Lmao at early photos of Jesus. Bing bong question answered. Even if they meant "paintings", the earliest ones are still 1000+ years after death.
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Apr 2, 2021 21:03
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ProperCoochie posted:Tsupporters are such loving suckers. Ahem.
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Apr 3, 2021 21:39
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low key sex master posted:4.1 million people were vaccinated in the US today The 70% of sane Americans is juuuust enough to reach herd immunity and negate the 30% of dumbasses that irrationally lust for death.
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Apr 4, 2021 02:45
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HIV only effects the gays and the sinners, so no cure. Common cold only really effects the poors who can't skip a single day of work without starving, so no cure. Cancer can be treated without wrecking your life if you have millions of dollars and can travel to the best doctors, so no cure. Covid actually effects rich people via the economy, so it got that cure ASAP.
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Apr 10, 2021 16:17
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Does this Hunter pearl clutching still work on current generations? It seems like an awfully dated tactic straight out of the 80's.
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Apr 10, 2021 17:14
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Aardvark! posted:Content Warning: Gutfeld! This is a surreal art project in which a straw man creates a steel man out of plastic straws.
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Apr 15, 2021 08:09
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argosaxelcaos posted:https://twitter.com/FogCityMidge/status/1382506829515612160 Is there a special term for the roided out CHUDs like Bongino? It's such a typical fascist "might makes right" crutch, and silly in a world where guns eliminate the need for muscles to compensate for crippling mental inadequacies and tiny genitals. His remark at the end of "You wouldn't tell me that to my face" is so indicative of how they rely on their capacity for physical harm to compensate for the thoughts and feelings that get lost in the foldless mush of their smooth brains.
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Apr 15, 2021 18:11
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Grondoth posted:yeah and companies did performative wokeness when republicans were in power, too. People want companies to do these things and companies are responding. For people who worship markets, they're just refusing to realize what all this means; that the social and economic power of conservatism has waned. Slapped by the invisible hand.
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Apr 15, 2021 21:20
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Strong Sauce posted:no way.. he's loving stupid as hell. That's what people said about a certain orange individual right before all trust in humanity shattered into a million pieces.
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Apr 20, 2021 03:29
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The Last Call posted:Oh snap To me this sounds like cops can basically plant whatever evidence they want on your phone. Presumably right after planting a toy gun next to your bleeding corpse.
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Apr 22, 2021 00:33
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Man it's really hosed up to start the day watching a tiny helpless animal's death rattles after being shot by a cop, dragging itself across a hot road scared and confused before being shot again only to spasm violently as the life drains out of it. LOL
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Apr 22, 2021 14:56
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Glad she lived long enough to see him become a one-term loser.
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Apr 22, 2021 16:05
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I created a Twitter account back in 2017 explicitly for the purpose of telling the President of the United States that he was a loving moron who could suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat and there was a greater than 0% chance he saw it. One day when my grandkids learn about the imbecile Twitter pres this will be a cherished story for them.
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Apr 23, 2021 06:05
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Stink Billyums posted:https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1386433630747070468 The Daniel Dale reality check tweet to this "Biden's climate requirements" bullshit conveys all the applicable exhaustion which we should feel towards these repetitive blatant fabrications.
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Apr 26, 2021 03:12
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Someone should join in, except chant "No more pants!", drop trou and start chasing the maskhole.
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May 4, 2021 17:36
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Steadiman posted:My friends, I think we could all do with a little lol to start the day today It must be a photoshop because that site very much looks like the real deal! https://protestjobs.com/ LOL
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May 16, 2021 12:21
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HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:Yeah, I was in the same boat as Obama: I thought Trump would be a bad president, but in the way of GWB where he'd be a bumbling idiot dragged out to make incoherent speeches while the usual Nixon-era dickheads would be running the usual industrial-military-complex grifts, dragging the military into more conflicts, pushing through regressive tax ideas and doing the usual "let's gently caress over the poor/PoC" crap that we had from 2000-2008. This is a great way to describe it. We thought Trump would be like four years of government with a monkey at the wheel focused on the radio while the auto-pilot drives. Instead the monkey disabled the autopilot and climbed out onto the hood to cut the brake lines.
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May 24, 2021 14:15
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Man, a guy I work with who was always a conspiracy nut has gone all in on the vaccine globalist hoax cabal bullshit and is literally losing his wife and kids over it. Hes a goddamned moron. It's so sad and infuriating. LOL!
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Jun 1, 2021 20:17
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MrMojok posted:I tend to joke around a lot ITT, but it is serious time now. Why do conspiracy nuts latch onto a stupid loving global hoax that requires involvement and coordination of literally hundreds of millions of people, yet seem to completely ignore actual conspiracies like these? Is it the lack of a personal stake or excitement? Does a conspiracy need to be like a Michael Bay movie to be compelling to ordinary folks?
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Jun 8, 2021 17:38
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low key sex master posted:Oh and owns a Tesla and has two apartments Yes, that's right. Now please grab hold of the goalposts and push with me as we move over to this meticulously crafted ancient strawman army. And remember, always look AWAY from the blindingly brilliant screaming sphere of reality that is surrounding us.
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Jun 9, 2021 18:17
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So much of this nutjobery is literal brain damage and unchecked PTSD. The world is a stressful place and people get completely hosed over by our brutal unforgiving capitalist meat grinding system (and gently caress other people over), and when they snap there's a decent chance they'll run straight to Q to soothe their freshly smoothed brains. Example: my former boss whose a MGTOW type and that Q lady Liv Crokin
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Jun 10, 2021 11:47
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MTG is a fictionalist. She literally lives a fiction.
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Jun 10, 2021 22:40
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Steadiman posted:
As a millennial dealing with fertility issues and the financial/healthcare implications, who had an ectopic pregnancy that required a life saving abortion, gently caress YOU TUCKER YOU PIECE OF poo poo. Republicans do everything they possibly can to make starting a family loving impossible. We are literally the only ones out of our entire friend group who are even trying. Everybody else cant afford it, or would have to obliterate their livelihood to the detriment of whatever child they might conceive. loving infuriating.
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Just lmao that chuds will defend Ashli getting murked while she literally breaks into the Capitol chamber during a riot. Same chuds will watch 8 minutes of George Floyd being straight up murdered and declare America a nation of law and order. LOL JK they would never actually watch the George Floyd video.
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