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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/spdustin/status/1312599892917878784

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Worth noting that the audience members sitting up front were first responders, who are probably a little ticked off at how much hell they've been going through this year.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Zushio posted:

I had never seen the term Hoosier before reading that Mulan article. Initially I assumed he had caught a random episode of SCTV somewhere until I checked the internet.

"As A Hoosier" is currently trending on twitter, and it's chock full of people saying variations on, "As a Hoosier, gently caress Mike Pence."

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Should have gone full Wonka

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

It depends on the state, but some states indeed don't count the ballot if it didn't arrive by Election Day.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Xenocides posted:

I question what countries will want him after this. Russia might keep him as a plaything. China hates him now. Europe knows what he is and I doubt anyone there will deal with him. India? North Korea? Argentina hanging out with the kids of the Nazis?

Hasn't every country in the world closed their borders to us because of the coronavirus that he allowed to get out of control? Lol

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


If you're going under 85 in Florida, you're holding up traffic.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1320231953631621120

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Lolling right now.

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1320557298411098112

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

The most recent poll on 538 shows Biden down by only 2 points in Mon-loving-tana of all places. A B-rated pollster but if it's even anywhere near that close, I'm lolling.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/montana/

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

If the AP map is accurate, there's a bunch of votes still left to count in the big cities in Ohio and in North Carolina. Still a ways to go.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I said come in! posted:

how is the winner determined at this point?

I believe the House votes for the president and the Senate votes for the VP.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Strong Sauce posted:

Theres lots of Blue votes in Atlanta. So its close.

I think there's like 300,000 votes in the heavily-Democrat Atlanta Metro still to be counted.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

acab but lol

https://twitter.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/1324070563262980097

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/FixYourLife/status/1324075698793836544https://twitter.com/FixYourLife/status/1324075698793836544

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

END OF AN ERROR posted:

Sorry. When are more pants drops and vote dumps expected? I know more are coming today, but do we know what time?

From the fake news media: https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-biden-election-results-11-05-20/h_4c0625e71ae9ab5d7b5926b36f42b2cc

quote:

10:30 a.m. ET: Georgia's Secretary of State will hold a news conference. There's currently a 33,000-vote margin between Trump and Biden, and there’s around 90,000 votes remaining to be counted.
Noon ET: Clark County, Nevada, which includes Las Vegas, will give an update. The country has the largest share of votes in Nevada, and was silent on updates yesterday. Across Nevada, Biden holds a slim 8,000 vote lead.
9 p.m. ET: Officials in Arizona's Maricopa County — the biggest county in Arizona, which in the Phoenix area — plan to give their next update. The county tweeted overnight that 275,000 ballots remain.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

lol what the hell is up with Nevada? Is it just like 2 old guys counting in a shed and they go home when they get tired?

https://twitter.com/ej11lizzie/status/1324218622751830019

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


https://i.imgur.com/W39SJdg.mp4

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Philly attacking with different kind of D's than they're accustomed to.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

CNN reporting Biden stretched his lead out in PA by another 1100 votes.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/1324734873316265987

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Maricopa County going to give a results update in 15 minutes, 60,000 ballots, according to CNN.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Is this what she meant by the best is yet to come?

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1325173166717759488

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Bronze Fonz posted:

We regret to interrupt this broadcast of TRMUP but we're gonna go live to TRMUP where we'll hear more about TRMUP. Trmup?

Awaiting TROMP NEWS doing the "Sassy Justice" thing and putting his face on every anchor.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Sheriff Falc posted:

There is a lot there (1000+ files looks like) and somebody has conveniently turned everything into a pdf file.

Given there is no way to verify any of this actually came from anything related to hunter biden it would be entirely possible to drop a faked email in here saying whatever the hell you wanted and the chuds would slurp it up.

Look forward to chuds milling over this for the next 2 weeks and some insane unprovable conspiracy theory coming out of it that the rightwingosphere will latch onto for the next 10 years I guess.

Can we report them to the FBI for looking at all the illegal pornography purported to be in there?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

TRORMP 2024

https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1331367055803740164

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

DickParasite posted:

They absolutely do want a handout they just want to be told it's because they worked hard for it (they didn't) and that more importantly those lazy brown people aren't going to get any.

This plus forcing people to not get abortions. I know some Trump supporters who will never ever vote for a Democrat because of abortions, no matter what. They don't care what Trump does as long as the opponent supports a woman's right to choose.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Never fartget.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


He's gonna play SO MUCH FORTNITE

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

The covat

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

AHH F/UGH posted:

lol On Jan 21st as Trump is in Mar A Lago and Biden is in the White House after being sworn in

"Hold the line! All part of Trump's plan! Harris is a secret Trumper who will kill Biden and then choose Trump as her Vice President and then resign! He's got it all figured out!"

January 19th, 2037: "832nd dimensional chess! President-elect Stacey Abrams and Vice President-elect Ocasio-Cortez were given a secret Trump mutagen instead of the COVID vaccine in 2021 by Elon Musk, and now they're secretly deep undercover Trump operatives and they will fully transform into TWO Trumps on stage during inauguration, checkmate libs"

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Come with me and you'll see
It's the end of your administration...

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Shanghaied posted:

It's almost like there should be a specific law for this kind of stuff or something.

Oh wait, there is:

If the chuds actually hold every debate up for the full two hours on each state the Dems should just challenge all the other states and say gently caress it let's do a hundred hours you pissbabies.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/mandyekeroth/status/1346914864040615937

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/EdStern/status/1346917723373187082

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/AnnaForFlorida/status/1346908465680293888

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/InOutNBA/status/1346918699362615296

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Anderson Cooper having none of Rick Santorum's poo poo.

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ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/schmoyoho/status/1347053742521262082

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