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Does a Supreme Court Judge need any actual legal degree? I'm totally expecting Steven Seagal. He's kinda a cop, right? He did run over a dog with a tank and that has to count.
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Does it surprise any of you that this is the gormless bellend that has nominated Turmp to the Nobel Peace Prize four years in a row.  The current news here is that Cheeto Benito called him at three in the morning on Sunday night to thank him for the nomination.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:surprising that they haven't already, part of keeping a trademark is vigorously defending from unsanctioned usage like that It's like the pissing Calvin sticker, sure you can sue people who appropriate the skull but they don't have any money worth going after. There's also the fact that Punisher is a rip off of The Phantom and that wouldn't help their case.
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Sep 23, 2020 06:30
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Yesterdays Bob was good. 
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA It never amazes me how lame Crenshaw manages to look with that drat eyepatch. Like he thinks it looks bad rear end but the rest of him makes it just look like silly pirate cosplay. Here's Odd Karsten Tveit, a Norwegian journalist who spent years reporting form warzones in the Middle East and Eastern Europe. Now he loving rocks that poo poo and the one time I met him I complimented him on it. 
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Sep 26, 2020 15:57
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Sade came on the radio earlier today so I could not stop singing: Smooth Trumy Brainer, Smooooth Trumpy Brainer.
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Sep 27, 2020 14:59
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Literally pulling a Steve Buscemi, lol. 
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Sep 28, 2020 05:57
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Sep 28, 2020 09:07
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My favourite part of the current poo poo show is that we now know for certain that Turmp is paying ridiculous sums of money to have someone regularly show up to slap a dead ferret on his head. Most of it is probably hush money to keep it secret that he's bald as an eagle.
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Sep 28, 2020 10:50
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There's always a god drat tweet. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/190866856624668672?s=20
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timp posted:I mean he always needs money because he’s extremely bad at business and totally underwater in debt. But let’s not act like he didn’t relish being in a McDonalds commercial. He’s a pathetic attention whore who feeds off of being in front of cameras, and he loves McDonalds. Don't forget that he several times has bragged that they gave him free food for life for doing those ads. Someone on twitter who has access to the list of people who are eligible to a free meal per day checked and you'll never guess who is not on the list.
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Sep 29, 2020 14:28
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Post the angry tweet, fatman! https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1310930602099703809?s=20
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LabyaMynora posted:
That's nothing new. There's one very lefty former politician here who's probably nominated Hitler for the last fifteen years.
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LordSloth posted:Here’s what I want to happen in this debate Either way, there's a bag of piss strapped to his leg, just in case.
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Sep 29, 2020 18:41
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Just found out that the next one will be a town hall. So looking forward to Trump screaming like a tantrum throwing five year old at not just Biden and the moderator, but also the people in the audience asking nasty questions.
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Sep 30, 2020 11:55
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One of the guitarists from Testament has made whatever the hell this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuR4IRml26
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Outrail posted:Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't Proud Boyd the group who're so homophobic they're scared to touch their own penises in case it's gay? Those at tier one and two are only allowed to masturbate once a month. The ones at three and four can do it freely. And yes, they have a system of tiers very similar to the KKK, why do you ask?
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TheAardvark posted:i think the funniest outcome is he loses the ability to golf ever again, my God imagine the tweets a wheelchair bound trump would make He'll just get one of these combined with some sort of harness that controls his arms. 
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Diorama posted:lmao holy poo poo he's on the NRA board of directors?! Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo got grifted by some yokels to fund a mega church in the middle of a swamp in Alabama. It never went anywhere and they lost a ton of money. That's a lol.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Jim Carrey's drawings have really improved. Not really since those things are just quick marker doodles he does for fun. Ever since he pretty much completely stopped acting he got into painting and is pretty talented. In an interview with Jerry Seinfeld he claimed that art was a better outlet for his manic periods. 
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Not only are they going to have to disinfect the White House they're going to have to do a full sweep to get all the Russian bugs out of there and they're going to have to remodel it because it looks god-awful in fact probably the safest thing for them to do just be to burn the White House down (again) and start over It won't help much. Even on that far away day when President AOC steps in they'll still be finding half eaten fish delights hidden away.
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At this point I fully expect to see Turmp back in the hospital before the weekend. Soon they're gonna have to start weaning him off the magic cocktail and when that happens the covid symptoms come back. Not only that but he'll probably also go into withdrawal from insufficient lack of drugs and that'll make things even worse for him. For the first time in his life he might actually wish he was dead and that at least brings me a small bit of joy.
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I bet Turmp also constantly berates any peon near him wearing a mask when there's no cameras around.
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mono posted:He's just writing angry fan fiction at this point So he's still high as gently caress. I look forward to them finally taking him off the happy fun time dope and he crashes like a dog. Dude's gonna legit suffer. Lodin fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Oct 6, 2020 |
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Avirosb posted:I might have to consider changing my av once the man croaks. No don't! Trump will die way before Lowtax pulls his thumb out of his arse and signs the papers.
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ALFbrot posted:He has no allegiance to any person or organization that does not directly benefit him at this current moment. This, the only sport he cares about is golf and the only golfer he cares about is himself. Dude is an empty shell of a man when it comes to anything that isn't Trump.
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Oct 7, 2020 13:14
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Ah, that makes more sense. I didn't understand why Pence would name his favourite horse after a rapper.
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Lol, that the dumbass thinks there'll be podiums. If daddy is as sick as we all assume then there's zero chance he'll be able to stand and talk for that long. They'll be sitting just like the two guys tonight.
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"REEEEEEEeeee! She's taking notes!" -Eric Trump
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Oct 8, 2020 02:08
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What the hell is this dumbass doing? Why is the moderator allowing it?
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And he's back to answering the previous question. gently caress off!
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Oct 8, 2020 02:49
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China don't care.
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Computer, zoom in on VPs head. Who's your daddy!?! 
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Brecklynn? Sounds like a nerdlinger. Thank gently caress it's over.
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Further proof that the universe is pretty hosed up when Tupac gets reincarnated as a house fly.
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OldMemes posted:Was the only reason he even got the Nobel prize nomination because some far right guy from Norway put him up to own to the libs like it's 2016 or some such nonsense. Yes. Christian Tybring-Gjedde is a c-word and has nominated Turmp four years in a row. This is his part of his reaction to who won when talking to The Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation.  "Of course more people will survive if you put food in their mouth and reduce infant mortality. That means that the populations increase and they'll need more aid from other countries." Gives a pretty good indicator of what type of person he is.
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