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I still love this. "THANK YOU" now walk to helicoWAIT I NEED WIFE turn walk drift turn walk stop by puddle hello wife point at puddle
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Sep 18, 2020 05:08
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nooneofconsequence posted:I've definitely seen defenses of this behavior saying he was just being nice and pointing out the puddle. Like how loving blind could melanie be that she'd walk into that puddle out of nowhere. He's just so loving weird. Doesn't walk over to meet her, just kind of wanders away, turns to face the press dead on, and stops right by the only puddle on the sidewalk.
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Sep 18, 2020 05:21
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Well at least we've got the solemn pride that comes from knowing that when they went low, we went high
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Sep 19, 2020 00:57
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lol remember feeling good about being alive? yeah me neither
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Sep 19, 2020 03:07
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Eric Cantonese posted:Everybody seems to either be in a really dark place or trolling those people who are in a really dark place. Is this what it's like to be Gen Y or Gen Z? Hard to say. What's worse? Being gradually stripped of hope or being born knowing there is none? once you have the answer to this, you will know what it truly is to lol that trump is president
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Sep 19, 2020 05:34
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/TheRyanParker/status/1307116949189599232 fuckin lmao As I'm bleeding out in the street a few years from now, the thought of a dead actor greeting a dead Supreme Court justice in heaven will surely bring some comfort to my last moments.
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Sep 19, 2020 05:52
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Strong Sauce posted:yes the only way this backfires is if it causes democrats to come out and vote. but its already too late by then. it is dumb to think a republican doing republican things will hurt his chances. Yep. Seriously, stop trying to game this poo poo out as if any of these people are afraid of looking like a hypocrite, or that it'll come back to bite them later if the Democrats are in power. Their only plan is to keep their foot on the gas. If they don't, they end up getting primaried from the right and someone even more awful takes their place.
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Sep 19, 2020 21:09
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Soho Joe posted:*does that shoulder wiggle thing Hillary did during the debates*
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Sep 19, 2020 21:54
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Sep 20, 2020 00:26
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post itt every time you can pick up bird
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Sep 20, 2020 00:26
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Outrail posted:What if I looking for bird him name is pidgin dead bird
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Sep 20, 2020 01:03
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Oh, word?
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Sep 22, 2020 00:33
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Grondoth posted:Christ. I'm shook man yeah strap the gently caress in because the days between the election and the inauguration are going to be fuckin nuts probably every day after that too, with increasing severity, until we're all dead
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Sep 23, 2020 18:22
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AHH F/UGH posted:Also another lol @ people who think in 2020 after almost 4 years of this that think Donald Trump has any sense of what baiting or trolling is and how to do it. Yeah, he employs the far-right tactics of saying what he actually believes but in a way that it can be played off as a joke, but I doubt he understands them in the same way that prominent alt-right figures do. I'm pretty sure he's just operating on the level of "when I say what I think, it whips my enemies into a rage, and if it looks like it'll cause trouble for me, I'll just say I was being sarcastic." There's no greater strategy behind it. Yes, he'll say these things to make people mad, or to try to change the news cycle, or for any other reason, but pretty much everything he says is what's actually going on in his head. In a weird way, you can always take Donald Trump at his word.
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Sep 24, 2020 02:18
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marshalljim posted:Getting shot at sucks, too. But I get to have more of it, right? Because I deserve it more than they do.
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Sep 24, 2020 04:04
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Outrail posted:Hypothetical: Lets say Trump very clearly loses and refuses to leave. He then provokes the military enough to make them say gently caress it and they haul his rear end out effectively running a coup. Is the military leadership 'good' enough to then pass on to Biden or will it turn into something even worse? Despite how right-leaning military leadership is, the higher levels are absolutely indoctrinated in the idea of subservience to civilian authority. They'd almost certainly hand it off as soon as possible. That same indoctrination is why they won't do anything, though, and why they just sit there silently while Trump calls them losers. For the military to act, Trump would have to flagrantly hold on to the Presidency without even the pretense of a legal justification. If the election ends up getting contested in the courts, or stolen through any other ostensibly legal means, they'll stay out of it.
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Sep 24, 2020 18:36
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It's pretty rad that we're staring down the barrel of an American dictatorship and if we manage to avoid falling into the abyss in the next couple of months it'll probably only be through dumb luck and the stupidest possible chain of events.
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Sep 24, 2020 21:17
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Hey, this is kinda how I'd write it too, except I'd be the one to go in and drag him out, and then everyone would clap and cheer for me, and then Gillian Anderson would show up in her David Bowie getup from American Gods and
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Sep 25, 2020 02:25
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Stink Billyums posted:none of those countries will have voted donald trump as their leader lol weirdly, neither did we
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Sep 25, 2020 16:22
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Guze posted:Thoughts and prayers! The free market will provide. Just do a bit of research to see which local ER offers the best care at your desired price point while you're having your stroke.
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Sep 25, 2020 18:45
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I said come in! posted:What would it take for the military to step in and stop Trump? What if Trump asked the military to do something that is clearly morally wrong? My understanding is that the pentagon hates Trump and does not trust his decision making in the least. Military leadership won't pass down an illegal order from the President. Individual soldiers on the ground taking cues from Trump's rhetoric and doing poo poo like shooting protesters is another story. Ultimately, the military won't intervene to depose Trump unless he straight up seizes power without using any of the "legal" paths available to him. As long as he's using the tools provided in the Constitution, they won't do a drat thing.
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Sep 27, 2020 19:44
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"When in the Midwest! This is what you proles do to fill your empty lives, right?" she gonna go to Blain's Farm & Fleet too to even it out, or just hit up a Menards?
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Sep 29, 2020 01:19
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An insane mind posted:You're DONATING for INDEPENDENT (R) ear INSPECTORS, APPROVED BY TRUMP. Someone start a GoFundMe to hire a lawyer to GET BIDEN'S AUDIOLOGY RECORDS. Rake in a few hundred thousand, pay the ~$100 consult fee for a lawyer to say, "nah, that's stupid," pocket the rest.
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Sep 29, 2020 22:23
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We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week there will be old men running the world.
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Sep 30, 2020 03:06
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Shogunner posted:i cant watch this poo poo can someone tell me who's winning death, entropy, madness
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Sep 30, 2020 03:38
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Shanghaied posted:I remember some years ago reading an interview with a Russian neo-nazi, and the reporter reminded him that the nazis' plan during WWII was to colonise all of European Russia, kill most of the population, and the use the survivor as slave labour in SS settlements. And then the reporter asked the neo-nazi "so you are saying the German Nazis got the right idea on everything, except the inherent inferiority of the Slavic people?" and the guy just mumbled "you can't be right about everything all the time" or something. As a high schooler, I read Vonnegut's "Mother Night" and thought the Black Fuhrer of Harlem was a pretty funny bit of satire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuTY-PM4q10 Now I realize he's depressingly real.
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Sep 30, 2020 21:15
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
quote:Hicks is said to be frustrated with Trump for taking such a cavalier approach to the virus. She was one of the few West Wing staffers to wear a mask in meetings, which her colleagues chided her for. “She was made fun of because she wore a mask,” a friend said. Sources told me Hicks is also upset that news coverage has made it appear that she gave Trump the virus, when in fact no one knows where he got it. “It’s so unfair she’s sort of being blamed,” the friend told me. fuckin lmao that people are somehow still shocked when they end up eating poo poo after signing on with Trump's clown show clusterfuck
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Oct 2, 2020 17:55
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Woke up, got coffee, and had a lol that Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States, who has killed nearly 210,000 Americans through his incompetent handling of the COVID pandemic, himself has COVID-19. Then I remembered that he seems to have spread it even further among his inner circle of fascist grift liches, and I laughed even harder.
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Oct 3, 2020 16:51
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LabyaMynora posted:They thought they could make a deal with the devil without ending up in hell. Yeah, the true believers are one thing, but it blows my mind just how many people thought they were in on the scam, or that they were the ones using Trump for their own ends, only to end up getting hosed over. Has there been anyone in this whole shitshow who was smart enough to just get the money and run?
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Oct 3, 2020 17:27
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WOAH poo poo BUDDY, I GUESS WE MAYBE SHOULDA DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WHOLE CORONAVIRUS THING
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Oct 4, 2020 05:44
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Still, months after the election, they were finding bodies everywhere.
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Oct 4, 2020 22:22
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Squiddycat posted:lol, trump is dying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rME3MTIg5II
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Oct 5, 2020 01:36
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verbal enema posted:wtf i wanna bein the japan
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Oct 6, 2020 15:49
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Oct 6, 2020 15:49
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I was too busy to keep with with this poo poo yesterday, can someone sum up what the gently caress is going on? water for fish? tiny windows? people tried to kidnap the governor of Michigan? what?
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Oct 9, 2020 15:48
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AHH F/UGH posted:what the hell is 5-5-6? 5.56 NATO, the round fired by the M4
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Oct 11, 2020 02:08
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AHH F/UGH posted:oh I think he means it more in the sense of "say cheese" but also he's an idiot
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Oct 11, 2020 02:12
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Xenocides posted:Oh, sorry. Yeah, unfortunately she's not one of the cool Satanic Temple folk, she's coming out of the LeVeyan Satanist tradition, which is more like goth libertarianism. Actually, she's Reformed Satanic Church, which split from the Church of Satan because they thought LeVeyan Satanism was instilling too much deference to Satanic religious authority. Still funny, though.
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Groovelord Neato posted:His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the president. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. In the mudded dogyard behind the premises two men went down the boards toward the jakes. A third man was standing there urinating into the mud. Is someone in there? the first man said. The man who was relieving himself did not look up. I wouldnt go in there if I was you, he said. Is there somebody in there? I wouldnt go in. He hitched himself up and buttoned his trousers and stepped past them and went up the walk toward the lights. The first man watched him go and then opened the door of the jakes. Good God almighty, he said. What is it? The President of the United States stepped out. You use these jakes and you dont get any water, he said. I'm flushing 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once, and it wont go down, it gets everywhere.
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