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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shanghaied posted:

lmao I just noticed the piles of fish delights, a sandwich that no one except Trump eats.

they were originally put on the menu for catholics for lent, presumably biden also partakes

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 03:03

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:17

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Pick posted:

one thing I never see people mention is that biden clearly swears all the time and even during the town hall he obviously is so used to phrases like "bust his rear end" that he just has filler phrases like "bust his neck" and he still dropped a hard "drat" at least once and was like 2 picoseconds from a "poo poo"

dude was bffs with strom thurmond and palled around with jesse helms and george wallace, he definitely "used to" say the n word a lot

also apparently trump used to drop n bombs on the set of the apprentice, so fingats crossed that they'll both start screaming it at eachother on stage or something

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 03:36

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its_my_birthday posted:

if Biden wins, t's pretty lol to think about all of the investigations into the Trump family/admin, but is anything stopping that family just from loving off to Russia when they know they've lost? I know the general consensus seems to be that Trump is gonna dispute the election, but running away also seems equally likely imo

they already didn't do that with dubya

couldn't prosecute all those torturers because "those crimes happened in the past"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 16:56

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nooneofconsequence posted:

You just know they're waiting until next month to pass something so people don't forget before voting. the cool thing is people are loving dumb and it might work

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1307061717617094657?s=20

wait, does this quoted person think that trump wrote those checks personally, like out of his own money and bank account

lol

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 23:05

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rip we just killed the club

cancer to the guts just killed the judge

rip

rip

rip

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 00:51

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Mad Hamish posted:

I'm sure all the women who will die screaming from miscarriages or back-alley abortions will be comforted by remembering all those people who decided to keep their ideological purity back in 2016.

lol owned

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 02:44

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LabyaMynora posted:

If we're lucky, the pre-Roe v Wade status quo would be the states get to decide whether to outlaw abortion or not, so if you live in a blue state or near a blue state, it's fine.

p sure a few states passed laws making it a crime to transport a pregnant woman across the state line for the purpose of getting an abortion

just fyi

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 02:58

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Bacon Taco posted:

Not a lol.

why

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 05:41

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jews don't believe in hell

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 06:24

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Son of Rodney posted:

Spent yesterday night at an event with some friends here in berlin, we talked about trump and how unimaginably hosed America is at this time. I realized that not only was I not alone in staying informed about it, I'm also not the only one quietly going "what the fuuuuuuu" at any given moment. And now I wake up to this, incredibly.

Also a comment to the mods: I think it's really cool how I and others get probed for posting about biden in any capacity while you guys pepper tweets and poo poo about him into the thread constantly. That's the mod integrity I'm used to from this forum and it's great to see it's being upheld. In all seriousness, I get that you hate him and that this thread isn't the place for talking about him, but at least stop doing it yourself then please.

lol forever at bitching about 6ers

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 09:32

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Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1307383032668618753

lol what constitution

everyday is a constitutional crisis in trump world

lol 2016

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 02:01

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Catastrophe posted:

I can't read these posts from him either and I know I'm in the minority. It's not because they're poorly crafted. It's because I immediately hear the sentences being read in Trump's nails-on-a-chalkboard voice in my head and have to stop.

yeppppp

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 05:45

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An insane mind posted:

Ah yes. That must also be why the Republican Party has a list for future justices made for them by a federalist thinktank. To stop it all being so political.

lol did you know that the radiolab guy also did a series of podcasts on the scotus

more than one of them are on how the court is "above politics" lmao

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 15:24

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Groovelord Neato posted:

America's first queen.

he really is a fancy boy

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 16:02

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Grondoth posted:

I re-read Tails Gets Trolled yesterday and seriously, I had forgotten that trolling was something different than right wing discourse. I made the connection between Sartre's description of the Anti-Semite trying to devalue communication and truth and trolling, but then just forgot about the distinct phenomenon of lovely trolls that poo poo up everywhere they went. Cause that's how fuckin' Ted Cruz posts on twitter now, too.

i used to get trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid republican poo poo. they can't troll you if you dress up as a maga and vote for them. i don't like doing it but it works

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 03:30

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twistedmentat posted:

I keep remembering when GW Bush tried to nominate someone who was unqualified for a judge position and people were so upset he had to end the nomination.

they withdrew it because it was republican party leaders who were mostly bitching about it

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 05:36

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kennedy definitely had a tiny dick from being squeezed into a smaller shape by so many vaginas

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 05:59

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Shanghaied posted:

On the other hand, this election season has been going for a while, and it wasn't exactly like her death was sudden. She was going in and out of hospitals for cancer, pneumonia and various other potentially life-threatening things non-stop for the last couple of years. So it's not out of the question that she could have dictated a statement earlier in the year or something. John Lewis literally dictated an NYT op-ed piece while dying, so why not?

I'm just surprised Trump didn't claim that RBG called him with her dying breath, declaring her undying love and loyalty to MAGA.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 21:37

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Oscar Wild posted:

Close the bars you idiots. Honestly, expecting personal responsibility from early 20 somethings is flat out idiotic.

really expecting personal responsibility from anyone to solve a pandemic is idiotic

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 21:23

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Castor Poe posted:

Can't Marvel/Disney sue whoever turned the Punisher emblem into a MAGA symbol?

surprising that they haven't already, part of keeping a trademark is vigorously defending from unsanctioned usage like that

also lol the punisher kills cops

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 03:34

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Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/299918325251723266?s=20

that guy has never set foot in america lol

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 05:41

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Lodin posted:

It's like the pissing Calvin sticker, sure you can sue people who appropriate the skull but they don't have any money worth going after. There's also the fact that Punisher is a rip off of The Phantom and that wouldn't help their case.

bill watterson famously doesn't give a poo poo about merchandise and yeah probably hosed his trademark up real bad if he actually needed to defend it from something real

i'd imagine disney cares way way way more about that kinda thing, since my understanding is much of that sort of legal strategy is a money loser explicitly because it's a "death of a thousand cuts" kinda thing if you ignore it

see also: the seemingly insane legal fuckery around bars and restaurants and poo poo merely saying "watch the super bowl here"

the nfl even tried to stick their smelly dick all up in random new orleanians selling shirts that said "who dat" because it became a chant at saints games

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 06:43

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also btw orrin hatch's extended family were and are explicitly in the herbal/dietary supplements industry

he also had multiple chiropractors in his family, which he also successfully pushed to make a covered part of medicare and poo poo

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 06:52

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canyoneer posted:

He also was pushing for legislation to allow copyright holders to remotely destroy your computer if you used Napster lol

Disney Hackers Can Turn Your Computer Into A Bomb

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 07:48

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you must lol so that you do not qq

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 08:05

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central dogma posted:

And Teump isn't a Christian. No one smart believes that.

Edit: anyway, sorry for getting serious in the "lol Trump" thread

reminder that before a meeting with a couple presbyterian church leaders he had to ask if they were christians

trump's campaign claimed that he was presbyterian

also lol some journalist asked him if he'd ever asked jesus for forgiveness and he said no lmao

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:05

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War Wizard posted:

Canada's going to fully become a client state to China because American civil war 2 threatens our own security too much. Got that to look forward to.

the wayward province of vancouver has always been a part of china

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 03:28

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Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/phillipmbailey/status/1308582818818207744

very caring individuals we have in the pahhhhleece department.

also speaking of people running over protesters:
https://news.yahoo.com/man-drove-protesters-used-vineyard-041603757.html

all his guns were pretty much illegally brought into California from out of state.

glad to know these white shitheads will accept their fellow asian shitheads. brings a bit of a tear to my eye.

lol

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 16:34

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ADudeWhoAbides posted:

Reminder that Star Trek takes place after a third world war. We're well on our way this rate, just this generation and the next few don't get to experience the fully automated luxury socialism we've been promised.

the eugenics wars took place from 1992 to 1996

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 17:05

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Guze posted:

Thoughts and prayers!

https://twitter.com/inteldotwav/status/1309536863699365888?s=19

drat the cia finally got a lock on him with the stroke satellite

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 18:37

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Shanghaied posted:

Nah, presidential libraries are part of the National Archives, so it's part of the federal government. The point is not primarily to celebrate the presidents, but to preserve documents related each administration for future historical research.

reminder that trump keeps tearing papers in half and throwing them away when he's done with them and apparently there are a few people responsible for collecting that poo poo and sticking it back together for preservation

or at least there were, when it was reported on in like late 2017 lol

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 20:06

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Sedgr posted:

The reason the cops are saying there may be manure in that dirt is because if they arrest the people involved they can charge them with additional charges based on attacking the premises with a biological agent that way.

Trumping up the charges if you will.

Standard cop bullshit.

manure? i think you mean Bomb Making Materials

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 00:10

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FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1309628363431120896

We're totally not a banana republic, you guys.

lol does dennis also gently caress his wife on camera while she wears a trump mask

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 01:24

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Castor Poe posted:

You're thinking of Don Jr.

oh wait my bad it was a rupert murdoch mask

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 02:09

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Castor Poe posted:

My balls

Is Lincoln the only president he knows?

he's a big jackson fan

replaced the bust of MLK in the oval office with him right off the bat

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 06:31

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QuarkJets posted:

Afghanistan started in 2001 so Rodenberry was less than a decade off, pretty impressive

lol

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 08:14

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Mrs. Sexual posted:

Why does �your� politician need to know about your preferred pop culture? Idgaf about rap. Now anime

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 21:00

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

You can be as horny as you want this isn�t cspam you have my protection

what about the large nazi wife

# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 22:41

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dev286 posted:

I told my wife that Trump can be funny sometimes and then she asked for and example and I realized I was remembering all of Matt Christman's Trump impersonations and not Trump himself

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1084647050208333825

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 00:17

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:17

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dev286 posted:

Ok that is a LOL

I know since a he's such a catty bitch he has some good digs.

yeah it's basically his core competency

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 00:39

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