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Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

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Remember the extension that would turn all of Trump tweets into crayon scrawl


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The Big C cities have to be carrying this . I frequently travel the rural southern half and Trump flags are loving everywhere . Way more than were present for 2016

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Sound posted:

ok come on

tldr: Ben Hung rammed his ram into a crowd and now Diamond Outlaw is here to set things right

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Sep 25, 2020

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i love the idea that the appeal of Trump's persona is that he's some extremely fancy rich guy and not that he's the one oligarch who most resembles an extremely large example of his constituency of timeshare grifters and used car salesmen. It's definitely going to shatter someone's image of this slovenly boob who shits on a gold toilet and gets on WWE to learn that he's up to his eyeballs in debt as he jets between the White House and his private golf course, and NOT merely that way five years ago as once imagined!

They see him as that , but somehow also an outlaw renegade that is ‘telling politicians how it is’. It’s baffling.

I live in the reddest part of my state and to watch in real-time as ‘I don’t like him, but let’s give him a chance’ voters turned into full-blooded Trumpsters was bizarre. At this point I’m convinced a good portion of these people now see this as a Boomers (and boomer ideals) vs everyone else.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

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That whole ‘drug test’ thing is so loving stupid Trump voters absolutely love it

Boomers love loving drug tests and polygraphs. When you’re rich, you can just tell your doctor what drugs you want. Testing positive for a prescribed substance is a negative.

The Onion has a good opportunity here to write an article about Diamond Joe cheating the test


Edit ; I guess this joke was already made back in 2013 lol

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/399948233285177344?s=21

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Sep 29, 2020

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Does anyone else feel like they are somehow too old for presidential politics ? Not that I’m better than anybody or more mature , but the whole loving show feels better pretty goddamn hokey.

Really missing the days of dry, rigid as a board politics .

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

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Hazo posted:

Isn’t “Amish” a white supremacist code word for “n*gger* on Stormfront or whatever? I feel like there’s some meta joke in there somewhere but I can’t tease it out.

I would wager this woman is trying to claim being ‘amish’ in the way some claim to be Native American when they absolutely are not

I myself am not amish , but I live amongst them . I can assure you they do not vote , but they sure do love to share their opinion

Dr.Caligari
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I’ve been in a car wreck and didn’t die, so therefore it’s safe and no one has actually died from it

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Batterypowered7 posted:

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/3628383001

Get your "Trump Defeats Covid-19", $100 coins while they last!

These coins may actually become worth something if this is just a temporary feel good stage .

Also , Having the same exact coin , only with the opposite side saying “Covid Defeats Trump”

Dr.Caligari
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Trumpers , but especially boomers, love that ‘get back to work’ rhetoric. After leaving a hospital where you could have died, what’s on your mind shouldn’t be seeing your family and home again, but getting back to work . You see , if you impress them enough you might be the CEO one day.

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Your chances of winning depend on how much money you’re able to spend . The sign of a healthy and well functioning government

E; i will add that In Ohio Trump doesn’t need TV time, one just has to drive down the road (outside of the three big cities ) to see a parade of signs and flags . His ads have also saturated the gently caress out of the Internet (where the younger demographics are likely to see them anyway) . I don’t know many people under 50yo that watch TV much anymore

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Oct 7, 2020

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InsertPotPun posted:

what?
rush wrote an entire song about how wrong you are.
the system isn't "broken": that's how the system works.
choosing "not to participate" only helps the other side no matter how nobly you abstain.

edit: ken bone is not "undecided" he decided that being undecided is the best. it's high minded people sitting on the fence sniffing because they're not pushing people down so they're good as he ignores their outstretched hands. when your entire pov is 'what's in it for me?" you're never undecided.

You have a whole hell of a lot of faith in a system that is broken and corrupt . I’m sure the country known for loving with elections wouldn’t be so dishonest as to mess with their own.

Never mind the 2 “safe” candidates we get every 4 years.

But yeah, go vote. This IS the most important election of our lives (again)

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e; off topic / bad idea

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

It’s great, you just know he thinks it’s a move that makes him look powerful but even some of his base isn’t buying this poo poo anymore. Never thought I would see the day.

lol, no no , they are all still on board. This outlandish stuff might fling off a few that were loosely hanging on , but it further hardens most of his base. They have justified or pardoned so much that backing out now would be a signal they were wrong about him , and that boomer pride won’t allow that to happen

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Pick posted:

you may be confusing it with this ad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-hyDSlmUs

There couldn’t be a better face of the young, vibrant Democratic party

Dr.Caligari
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Why the gently caress is this news ? This just in , customers are dicks. It’s even funnier that it seems to be a story pulled from Facebook

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

The FCC is surely going to fine Limbaugh for that right

Do the FCC rules apply to AM radio in the same way they do FM?

I clearly remember 15-20 years ago the local AM sports talk radio station having some dumb chant that went F-U-C-K Michigan . Granted, they never said gently caress , but they repeatedly spelled it out which seems like it would garner the same repercussions as just saying it

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The Glumslinger posted:

It's still hilarious that Trump spents weeks saying that Biden was on drugs and demanding a piss test, and then Trump spends the last week blasted out of his mind on roids

Either Trump himself is aware of what old people care about , or someone that does is telling him. Drug testing is a thing they love that doesn’t even translate to being a real world tool in this instance. Drug tests are easy to cheat and even easier when you’re rich/ powerful enough just to tell doctors what pills you want

“We should make him take a drug test” is a meaningless statement that had to have won him some votes.

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Who is Howe Hawkins and can I really vote for him

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Schweinhund posted:

The candidate for crackpots


I dunno ... I think this guy might have the crackpot vote

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Colorado has pretty strong "Stand Your Ground" laws where there's not even a requirement to back off before using force against your attacker (and also some of the strongest Castle Doctrine aka "Make My Day" laws in the country) so if he can argue that he noticed that the dude was packing and he had a reasonable belief he was about to get shot he'd have a pretty good chance of getting off. On the other hand they're charging him with first-degree murder so I guess they're going to be arguing that the shooting was pre-meditated in which case he probably wouldn't be able to use Stand Your Ground as a defence.

On the other hand, the Pinkerton agency is certain to have very very good lawyers on retention who are no doubt pitching a fit at the DA right now.

Are these charges from a grand jury though ? In my experience, they hit you hard with what they can (in hopes of increased or no bail) and later once you get secret indicted from a grand jury, more accurate charges are pressed and previous charges may be dropped.

Cops are not prosecutors

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CJacobs posted:

My god, a two car garage

kru posted:

Lol, is that it

Are we pretending like this isn’t a nice place ? I get the feeling this is also the most ‘unflattering’ side, I imagine the front of the house is a bit more impressive

Not to say there is anything wrong with it. I fully expect someone at that level to have nice stuff, either paid for by his government or someone else’s

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CJacobs posted:

Dude was acting like it's a palace befitting of a king when in reality it's just a nice house

That’s hilarious considering Trump lives (lived?) in a gilded room in an ivory tower ON Wall Street.

Also hilarious people know this and think Trump is someone that would want to drink a beer with them

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

Not as lovely as it is now! MAGAKAG!!!
:witch: MAGAKAG !!! I exclaim over my bubbling cauldron . In a flash, the economy has vanished and it’s just me, cackling

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Gutter Phoenix posted:

He showed us that behind the curtain of US power there is no Great Oz, just a bunch of oily pigfuckers pilfering whatever they can.

Don’t forget he’s the first president to use an executive order to ban a firearm part (bump stock) . This is one that chuds hate, so I bring it up when I see an opportunity to

He also spoke of withdrawing troops from the ME , but I’m pretty sure that’s something the military industry is not going to allow anyone to do

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Oct 11, 2020

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Stoatbringer posted:

oh no mass murderers will be slightly inconvenienced!

He should really have banned the... um.. that bit with the bullets in.

All I’m saying is that banning bump stocks is part of the dreaded ‘there comin fer my guns’ fear a considerable portion of his voter base holds . Bringing this fact up is something said base does not like .

Truthfully , it pissed his base off more than anything . Liberals wouldn’t see this as a substantial move , and it’s unlikely to deter any would-be killer

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Oct 11, 2020

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Carth Dookie posted:


You poor fuckers. :smith:

Edit:

I just looked up what you guys pay for my antidepressant.

https://www.drugs.com/price-guide/pristiq#:~:text=The%20cost%20for%20Pristiq%20oral,is%20available%2C%20see%20desvenlafaxine%20prices.

$1300 for you guys.

$10 for me.

Just reading that makes me upset. Lucky I can afford the medication to deal with that.

Yeah but we have some good drugs to self medicate with . I wish I was joking , but there seriously is a lot of untreated mental illness here . A lot .

It’s really an epidemic into itself.

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Refreshing to see democracy working just as it should .... controlled by big dollar backers

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e;
You all know where I can buy a Laptop Plus ? I have the standard Laptop, but like the camera on the Plus

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lol, the poor boys. That’s me

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It’s cool and good Circleville Ohio cancelled their massive pumpkin show festival, only for Trump to hold a rally this afternoon. It has brought out all kinds of people without masks, and our county just went down a level not all that long ago.

Idiots.

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Hey guys is socialism here yet because I’m out of money


Also , can someone ELI5 about how the absentee ballots will effect the electoral college ? Honest question , I’ve never been sure how that works

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Chomp8645 posted:

Tbh, anyone who is fretting about either the supreme court or faithless electors turning this for Trump probably doesn't know poo poo about the actual workings or history of either. Calm yourself down. Unless Trump can produce actual evidence of election tampering, this is over.
Would it even have any real world bearing ? I mean , Hilldawg won those votes in 2016 and it meant nothing . Unless the electoral college was tampered I’m not sure what more or less popular votes would do

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May 5, 2005

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2020: The Year the Lols stopped

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Make America Hope for change Again

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Here’s a real vintage lol . Americas Mayor wearing a confiscated HA vest in 1986 , arresting people for $20 worth of crack


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Gutter Phoenix posted:

LOL!!!!

Rudy has always been a pathetic souse.

Still, The Crack Sleuths would be a be a good band name.

Here’s a better picture. Notice the Dequiallo patch.



If a member of any MC is asking to buy crack and you sell it to them, you kind of deserve to be arrested . Even more so if they have a squeaky white button up on .

It’s so bad I can’t help but wonder if this was only a photo shoot. Wearing that vest out while being Rudy Guillani is incredibly dangerous

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