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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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He likes that hat because when he pairs it with these boots they'll let him ride rollercoasters.

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Mar 21, 2006

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:


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RBG posted:

Just days before her death, as her strength waned, Ginsburg dictated this statement to her granddaughter Clara Spera: "My most fervent wish is that i I will not be replaced until a new president is installed."

LOL!!! 😂🤣😂

Her granddaughter practically begged her to go full Weekend at Bernie's but she didn't do it. Would have been really easy during the pandemic.

TIP fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Sep 19, 2020

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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END OF AN ERROR posted:

Every single day is worse than the last lol

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Mar 21, 2006

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Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/TheRyanParker/status/1307116949189599232

second worst tweet of the night

edit: from a dumb lib

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Mar 21, 2006

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Sedgr posted:

I don't know why anyone thinks anything a republican says or does will have any effect on republicans voting for republicans.

I think they're gonna let non-Republicans vote this time (maybe).

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/655045612203675648

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Mar 21, 2006

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent.

I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive.

Clinton’s dick had spots on it.

Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma.

Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft.

Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick.

That’s all I know about presidential dicks.

Can't believe you left Donny's dick out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1042045602601816068

We just passed the two year anniversary of learning what his dick looks like.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1307829829669093377?s=12

lol

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Mar 21, 2006

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It's kinda hosed up that Dick Tracy exclusively fought handicapped and disfigured people. Also hosed up that they left off his biggest nemesis, Thalidomide Tony.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Did anyone in here watch that loving Comey miniseries? I just saw this interview with Jeff Daniels about it, and Jesus Christ it sounds lovely.

Jeff Daniels and Billy Ray didn’t want The Comey Rule to be “a Hollywood liberal hit job”


Jeff Daniels posted:

He’s thoughtful, and he’s smart, and he takes it all in. And then he serves some things bigger than himself, which is the integrity of the FBI, the Department Of Justice. Comey believes in things that are bigger than him, like truth, justice, and the rule of law. That was a great North Star for me.

[...]

As a country, we thought Trump was going to be elected and Jim Comey was the reason Hillary [Clinton] wasn’t going to be elected. But if you watch the show, you’ll find out why he did what he did and why he really, in his mind, had no choice. And you’ll learn that. We’ll see if you feel differently after that.

[...]

There’s a shared responsibility here. Jim? Yes. The media? Yes. The uninformed American public? Yes. I’m just hoping that The Comey Rule, whether you like what he did or not, that you see what he did, and understand why.

lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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EoinCannon posted:

He looks like he's lost weight.
Kinda looks like normal 70 something year old guy kinda fat

That was like a year and a half ago, lol.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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My last minute prediction:
At some point around an hour in Trump will have to release his death grip on the podium to pick up a glass of water with both hands. This will set him off balance and he'll stumble, then his pants will fall down, he'll trip, and his diaper will explode. Fox News will cut away before he's even hit the ground.

Trump will later claim they set him up by putting too much water in his glass, he'll say it was "more water than anyone in the world could lift".

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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I don't understand Twitter, one of the tweets it suggested me based on that one was a video of a woman being face hosed.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Codependent Poster posted:

They absolutely need to be able to mute mics. If not it's just gonna be more of the same.

Even cutting the mic won't stop the interruption, he'll still be there near Biden screaming nonsense at the top of his lungs.

They need to mute his mic AND keep him in a soundproof box.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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other people posted:

Starting to think this Trump guy may not be the best choice as world leader.

But he's so loving presidential.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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QuarkJets posted:

Debate champion at Princeton, a school predominantly for rich failsons, is not an achievement. I've met individuals at public universities who come across as a thousand times more intelligent and well-reasoned than Ted Cruz.

The personal attacks between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump in 2016 were downright vicious. The fact that he not only lost but also had to lay down and heap praise on Donald Trump afterwards says all that you need to know about Ted Cruz's sharpness.

Ted Cruz is the absolute cringiest politician around. He's so desperate to be liked, but so incredibly unlikeable.

This is still one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRs3htHJFU4

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/_Almaqah/status/1311516809582063616?s=19

It could work because america is full of racist misanthropes.

She made it very clear she's NOT a racist:
"I'm not a racist or a bigot, but, ummm, I think I hold a little bit of a stigma against people who are different, we don't want nomads."

lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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vaginite posted:

Someone not too long ago said Trump sounded sick in MN, and with the stuff coming out of the whitehouse that he has a fever and has been coughing, this means he's had it for awhile. And with daily testing he has to have known he had it. He was spreading the poo poo around banking on the hope he'd be asymptomatic and now that he's getting too sick to pretend he doesn't have it anymore he admitted it and went into quarantine, then pinned Hope Hicks as the source to make it look like he got it recently. He probably gave it to Hicks.

I thought it was really weird for him to test positive and out and say he has it because it doesn't work with what we know about him, he'd try and keep it secret at least to the public for as long as he could. But he did do this, thing is he just did it a few weeks ago and now the worst case is playing out where he's now becoming symptomatic.

So the dude got the virus, knew he got it, didn't even tell his staff and spread it like a motherfucker among them and a bunch of donors, a shitload of his people at rallies, probably gave it to his family, and did all of this knowingly. This makes way more sense to me than just out and saying he tested positive and going into quarantine to protect the people around him, because he would never, ever do that.

I posted a similar theory a couple weeks ago in my Trump chat:


I would not be surprised at all.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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pixaal posted:

I assume because being medically obese is a problem with Covid so it's relevant. It's pretty much the only time the news is going to call the president fat while still in office.

Uh, nah, lol, there's a bunch from his obese physical.


At 243 Pounds, Trump Tips the Scale Into Obesity


Trump technically obese, despite doctor's clean bill of health

And of course the whole string of articles after Pelosi called him morbidly obese.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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VR Native American posted:

I'm going with he faked getting Rona for the sympathy bump

It seemed plausible up until we learned about him dodging coronavirus tests and going to a bunch of events knowingly infecting his closest supporters. That's just too on brand to not be true.

Also Trump is literally the worst at keeping a secret, we'd have like 9 anonymous sources by now and there would be huge obvious holes in his story.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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"I learned a lot about covid by really going to school. This is the real school, this isn't the 'let's read the book' school."

lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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“Don Jr. Thinks Trump Is Acting Crazy”: The President’s COVID Joyride Has the Family Divided


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Donald Trump’s erratic and reckless behavior in the last 24 hours has opened a rift in the Trump family over how to rein in the out-of-control president, according to two Republicans briefed on the family conversations. Sources said Donald Trump Jr. is deeply upset by his father’s decision to drive around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last night with members of the Secret Service while he was infected with COVID-19. “Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy,” one of the sources told me. The stunt outraged medical experts, including an attending physician at Walter Reed. 

According to sources, Don Jr. has told friends that he tried lobbying Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, and Jared Kushner to convince the president that he needs to stop acting unstable. “Don Jr. has said he wants to stage an intervention, but Jared and Ivanka keep telling Trump how great he’s doing,” a source said. Don Jr. is said to be reluctant to confront his father alone. “Don said, ‘I’m not going to be the only one to tell him he’s acting crazy,’” the source added. 

lol at Don Jr. as the voice of reason

Also...


quote:

The friend said that as Fred Sr.’s disease worsened––he once came down the stairs wearing three neckties––the family created a system so that Fred could think he was still running the Trump Organization. Every day Fred Sr. would go to the office in Brooklyn and they would give him blank papers to sort through and sign. The phone on Fred’s desk was set up so that it could only dial out to his secretary. “Fred pretended to work,” the family friend said. 


Glad we finally got an origin story that explains why Trump wears a tie that's 3 times too long and likes to sign piles of blank paper.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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communism bitch posted:

Lol that the President's hair and makeup staff still have to get within inches of his face every time he decides to do some stupid loving publicity stunt like standing on the balcony

They just spray it on with a firehose from 20 feet away.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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lol at anyone who thinks Trump might resign, there's just no way. He's also never going to commit suicide.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Play posted:

he's never going to resign, that is ludicrous. I believe he's scared and desperate, absolutely, but it's magical thinking just as bad as Trump's that he's going to just disappear without being forced

Well, he might die.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Guze posted:

look, the idea that the big strong republican president possibly, essentially did a bioterror attack on his own party is level of lols is beyond any mortal understanding

Trump let the coronavirus go wild because he thought it would just kill people in big cities who don't vote for him, a literal political genocide.

lol?

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Mar 21, 2006

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Mar 21, 2006

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Does he know we've been calling him highly regarded?

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Mar 21, 2006

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https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/513020057509969922

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Mar 21, 2006

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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

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Mar 21, 2006

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Do you know how much work that would be?

It's just perspective, his hands are closer to the camera than the rest of him. If they're using a wide angle lens the perspective will be exaggerated.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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All the people praying this is because he caught covid are forgetting the other reason he might do this, Trump's condition suddenly taking a turn for the worse.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I've mentioned it before but the Bush library has a room where you pretend you're the president and you have to decide how to respond to 9/11 and if you decide anything other than invade Iraq Bush comes on-screen to tell you you're wrong amd i cannot wait to see how the trump library tops this.

This is hilarious and I really want video of it. I managed to find this article:
Not buying the Bush library lies


quote:

The centrepiece is what the library calls “Decision Points Theater”, based on Bush’s presidential memoir, Decision Points. As described by the New York Times: 

As many as 24 visitors at a time are presented with one of four situations – the invasion of Iraq, the troop buildup in 2007, Hurricane Katrina or the financial crisis. Visitors have four minutes to pull up videos of actors playing White House aides, generals, lawmakers and others giving advice, then they pick one of three options.

And if you make the “wrong” choice – say by not invading Iraq – a video of Bush appears telling why you are wrong. 

All I could find was an incredibly low quality clip of the Katrina one in the library's Facebook, and it didn't include the part where W explains how he handled Katrina perfectly.

lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Jestery posted:

I saw a thing some time ago, basically how Trump's speaking style is all rythym and rhetoric, no content. And if you slow it down by half speed this preacher style of speaking just breaks and he sounds just like an old dude rambling, it is truly marked the difference in perception half speeding makes to trump talk vs any other orator

You have to listen to Trump at half speed to hear it as old man rambling? poo poo would sound like old man rambling at 2x speed.

lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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I thought for sure this was going to be Trump spending a week demanding that Twitter raise their character count limits again. Instead it's just Trump saying that integrity is important.

Reminds me of this classic lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/1154457189584687106

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Biden's bus goes 85 in the passing lane: Chuds wring their hands and condemn him for his unsafe practices.

Trump's bus dives at 120 miles driving cars off the road: Chuds inform is that the president is "alpha" and a "total chad" for not letting himself "get cucked by speed limits".

Trump drives a bus through a crowd of black lives matter protesters and Tucker Carlson tearfully declares that this is the bravest thing a president has ever done.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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Why is Biden advertising Dairy Queen?

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Mar 21, 2006

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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

traditionally running for president involves going to fast-food restaurants and what-not to show you're "one of us"

Hillary lost because her big fast food moment was getting caught on security cameras at Chipotle.



Meanwhile Trump is just shoveling milkshakes, Big Macs, and fish delights into his maw 24 hours a day. Man of the people.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

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FMguru posted:

Michael Jackson used to have a suite in Trump Tower, and sometime Eric would go over there and play video games and stuff with Michael.

This stuff came out because Jr. put it all in his book Triggered to prove that Trump isn't racist.

Other proof: he let six-year-old Jr. go on a vacation with a black college football player.

There was also this completely believable story about how Jr. worked all summer to buy a Nintendo game:
“one day in Eric’s room, my father saw how much Michael enjoyed playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with us on Nintendo and told him he could take the game home. My game! To this day, Eric says it was his game because it was in his room, but I know whose game it was. I’d worked a summer job to pay for it! And here was Michael Jackson, probably a billionaire at this point, and he took it!”

Wow, that summer job story convinced me, the Trumps are just like us normal folks!

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Mar 21, 2006

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

I think people really need to temper their expectations about what a post-Trump America will be like. Literally nobody in power has any plans to fix any of the deep seated social or institutional issues that led to his election and the general state of protracted collapse the nation is in. I agree though, it will be nice to see him eat crow. Assuming he loses. Which isn't a given.

I think people have already tempered their expectations on that front and many are voting for Biden while holding their noses and saying "At least he's not Trump."

In fact, I think the only people who claim it's going to be anything more than "not Trump" are Trump and his cheerleaders who say that Biden is left of Bernie and will kill God, replace him with AOC, and force all of our children to be transsexual socialists with free college.

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