Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
nut



The horse was big. I was bigger.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

nut



I crushed the can on my thigh. It jiggled.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

cda


nut posted:

I crushed the can on my thigh. It jiggled.

Not clear whether it was the can or your thigh that jiggled.


sig by vanisher

nut



Mount Everest is the big one. No, the bigger one.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Macnult



i love the booty


sig by prof. crocodile

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



Macnult posted:

i love the booty



GIF by nut.

frump truck
this is my text



Can a skunk and a snake be friends

A skunk and a snake can be friends

frump truck
this is my text



Are there french fries?

Yes, there are french fries.

The french fries are over there.

frump truck
this is my text



Would you like to go to the library?

Yes, I would like to go to the library. What time should we meet to go to the library?

Let's meet at 3:00 PM to go to the library.

Great. I will see you at 3:00 PM, and then we will go to the library.

Prof. Crocodile



(A --> B) <--> ( ≠B --> ≠A)


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

frump truck
this is my text



Prof. Crocodile posted:

(A --> B) <--> ( ≠B --> ≠A)

≠ ≠
>
O

FutonForensic



I put my son in the garbage. He loves trash. I call him my "garbage child."

nut



frump truck posted:

Can a skunk and a snake be friends

A skunk and a snake can be friends


FutonForensic posted:

I put my son in the garbage. He loves trash. I call him my "garbage child."

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

FutonForensic



No one listens to me. I build a small thermonuclear device. Now everyone is listening.

nut



The butt was very tall.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

frump truck
this is my text



My friend is a moose. A moose is an animal. He is not good at playing checkers. He likes to play checkers. I can beat him at checkers every time.

nut



The goat cannot fly. I don't believe that the goat cannot fly. The goat flew. He was surprised. I was not.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

FutonForensic



nut posted:

The goat cannot fly. I don't believe that the goat cannot fly. The goat flew. He was surprised. I was not.

lmao

Khanstant



A squared but I'm down to party.

more falafel please

forums poster




It is not butter. I had thought that it was.



sig by prof. crocodile!

nut



He was not the real slim shady. he was not the best darn rapper in the USA. he was tim McGraw. he loved whiskey, jeans, and big trucks.

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Lock


This is a pen.

Jaguars!





When you have money, it is time to look for a wife
- Jane Austen, 1813

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Sep 19, 2020

Jaguars!





Casinos smell bad at 3 in the morning
-Ian Fleming, 1953

Jaguars!





Ignatius J. Reily wore a green hunting hat. He was fat, and the cap was tight
-John Kennedy Toole, c. 1962

Jaguars!





The studio smelt nice. The wind blew in the scent of Lilac.
-Oscar Wilde, 1890

Jaguars!





Rose was ill. Samuel was very ill.
- C.S. Forester, The African Queen

Jaguars!





Listen!
Denmark has been doing well.
The kings have been good.
The royal princes have earned their glory.
I told you this the other day.
-Beowulf

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Sep 19, 2020

Pissed Ape Sexist



My wife was unfamiliar with futa. Now fourloko is my wife

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My wife was unfamiliar with futa. Now fourloko is my wife

a drat good post. many powerful key words in here



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

Robot Made of Meat



I was randomly watching YouTube videos earlier today, and this one seemed very appropriate for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNq5VXWEG8

It was produced by some organization having something do do with people who are hard-of-hearing, but there's nothing in the film to indicate that.

It does, however, have many clear and simple sentences in it. Enjoy!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pissed Ape Sexist



Robot Made of Meat posted:

I was randomly watching YouTube videos earlier today, and this one seemed very appropriate for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNq5VXWEG8

It was produced by some organization having something do do with people who are hard-of-hearing, but there's nothing in the film to indicate that.

It does, however, have many clear and simple sentences in it. Enjoy!

Barbara's white and gold dress is pretty. It will complement her new shoes. What a good day with Mother!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply