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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
To get us started here is a few types ripped straight from wikipedia but I think we can be more creative...



Andabata
A "blindfolded gladiator", or a "gladiator who fought blind".

Dimachaerus
The dimachaerus (Greek διμάχαιρος, "bearing two knives") used a sword in each hand.

Laquearius
The laquearius was a kind of retiarius who tried to catch his adversaries with a lasso
(YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWW)

Fyadius
The Fyadius would attempt to shitpost the opponent to death , would occasionally blip out of assistance and back in depending on the state of the lowtaxius

Sagittarius
The sagittarius was a mounted archer, armed with a reflex bow capable of propelling an arrow a great distance.

Scissor
The scissor (plural scissores) used a special short sword with two blades that looked like a pair of open scissors without a hinge.

Gurfonix
The Gurf would gently caress off gurf

Venator
The venator ("hunter") specialized in wild animal hunts instead of fighting them as the bestiarii did. As well as hunting they also performed tricks with animals such as putting an arm in a lion's mouth, riding a camel while leading lions on a leash, and making an elephant walk a tightrope.Technically they were not gladiators.

Uni-piedro
the one legged gladiator, well known to be a joke and widely considered ineffective.

helicocktorron
Records suggest this was the first recorded case of human powered flight. Their spiral shaped penis would be would up prior to the bout and then would enable the helikoktorron to flit around the Colosseum in short hops

Jestery fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Sep 18, 2020

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Gladiator X Holy Mountain

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