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Well folks, it's the day your ol' pal DOOMocrat has been waiting for, a championship that can't skate backwards, a championship that doesn't own a snow shovel, a championship that will inevitably, invariably, lead to more instances of the "What's the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra?" joke. And it's in fuckin' Edmonton. All games in Canada on Sportsnet, I assume proceeding Littlest Hobo and Corner Gas syndicated reruns. https://twitter.com/CobrastanGuy/status/1306805282580951042 Storylines as I see them: - Eat it, snowailures. - Joe Pavelski has his Old Guy Without A Cup Gets It Second chance, and might hand it to Corey Perry afterwards. - No matter what, a team from Dallas or a player from Dallas hoists the cup, thanks to Blake "The Break" Coleman, certified local product. - Again thank you to you uncouth Long Island sons of bitches for buying us a few days. - But also LOL Varlamov - I still have no idea how any of this happened. - Cooper and Bowness don't seem to actually like each other very much. - Who'd have thought that Bishop wouldn't be the reason, eh? Might get one of the loving BACK TO BACKS on the schedule, providing his tissue knee is holding. We're not going home... empty handed. DOOMocrat fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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  RIP Esa Lindell, died by shot blocking.
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Sep 18, 2020 13:57
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I have no gripe against Dallas conceptually but I'll be damned if a defense-first team wins again and brings back a decade of boring rear end 1-3-1 hockey after this recent scoring resurgence Dallas has three more goals than TBL so far 
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Sep 18, 2020 16:33
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Negative goal differential includes the round robin which Dallas technically played in, but wasn't exactly present for. I know the team's defense first and not the most exciting but there's also a lot of play-up to that going on. Vegas played two boring series, Dallas played one, and we're paint drying. IDGI.
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Sep 18, 2020 16:53
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At the Dallas Draft he started with a Humbolt tribute. As if he didn't know the first thing people would do was boo. It was *incredibly* awkward.
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Sep 18, 2020 18:17
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Did some SMU bottle blonde reject you at Lee Harvey's or something, this runs deep with you.
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Sep 18, 2020 18:48
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Until two weeks ago that was basically Guryanov's deployment, so maybe Coop can dip into those old Bowness lessons.
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Sep 18, 2020 20:26
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Aphrodite posted:Go Dobby. I've been alerted to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXv468dEmbU
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Sep 18, 2020 21:12
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MRLOLAST posted:Wow Dallas is in a cup final. I sort of remember the last time that happened. Mike Modano, Derian Hatcher, Nieuwendijk and Eddie the Eagle. Fun team and a great period of hockey with Jagr still with the Penguins and Theo Fleury tearing it up. Goaltenders never get the Smythe so unless he wins with 2+ shutouts in the series it'll be Heiskanen.
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Sep 19, 2020 15:08
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I'm gonna hurl.
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Sep 20, 2020 00:29
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Bishop has a tissue knee and has for what seems like five years now, Faksa's Ulna or Radius are broken, and Johns has had a reoccurance of his concussion induced post-traumatic headaches more than likely. Is there theory as to what Stamkos has?
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Sep 20, 2020 15:12
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dallas stars dallas stars goal song origin story video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15DCrD9FgjA
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N: I miss Radek Faksa a lot. Can't roll lines against TB like you could Colorado or Vegas.
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Bishop can't go. This marks his fifth consecutive season with a back half injury. E: And if you still don't understand the consistent possession amendment made during the 98-99 season due to the crease rule, that's a you problem. DOOMocrat fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Sep 26, 2020 |
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Sep 26, 2020 19:32
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https://twitter.com/RearAdBsBlog/status/1310255894790365187 If the Avs land Krug and can ice a good to great passing defenseman 40 minutes a night easy next year they're winning the Cup.
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Sep 27, 2020 17:57
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I'll need a new source of seratonin but it is pretty cool to see Blake Coleman actually live my boyhood dream.
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Sep 29, 2020 04:15
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don't let anybody poo poo on you because they don't like the rules they agreed on trust me on this one
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Sep 29, 2020 05:57
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Note it down the southern hospitality cup final has had the most amicable post-game posting in SAS history.
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Sep 29, 2020 06:20
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Good soup! posted:it's incredibly loving lame lmao Man shut your 2013's peak poster goonsay cheek flabbin' fatass up already. All playoffs, christ.
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Chad Sexington posted:So what is the new cursed team that should have loving won it all by now but they haven't because of laziness/bad luck/Russians/bad coaching/whatever? Caps and Bolts vanquished their demons, so who would it be? ... oh my god it might actually be Toronto
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