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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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These forums lack a thread in which to discuss the best style of martial art, Monkey Style Kung Fu, as demonstrated here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2egJWxso6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOns3dtTEdA

The advantages of this style should be obvious. You become like the monkey. Or if you are Goku then you can literally become a monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGsfpi5cbTA

Disadvantages:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbgnyDxHrw#t=31s

Convince me ITT that there is a better martial art style. Or just talk about how great Monkey Style is, thats fine too.

DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Sep 18, 2020

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


just get a gun

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Nooner posted:

just get a gun

I don't think you've considered how hard it is to shoot a small and extremely mobile monkey. You have FAILED to convince me that Monkey style is not the greatest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTRhmC6_wFE

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-WSM0xTyE

Monkey style is extremely versatile.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

I'm very proficient in Gump Fu, modelled after my sensei Forrest Gump's famous, life preserving form of martial arts in which the student trains to become better and better at mastering the one tool we all possess- the fight or flight mechanism. With a strong emphasis on "flight".

I'm a master of Striped-Tailed Baboon because I outran one in training!

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard


The guy in Kengan Ashura who does wushu style 'imitate an animal' kung fu but because he realizes man is the most fearsome animal he imitates a scud missile.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

just get a gun

oh Nooner!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



There was a dude who nailed his scrotum to the ground. I think that's pretty dangerous, OP.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Barbarian with 2-handed sword or axe

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


The Dadaists said that propaganda was the most dangerous art since it has the power to shape the human mind.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Crane technique. If do right, no can defense.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Sunswipe posted:

Crane technique. If do right, no can defense.

Maybe, but have you considered
https://youtu.be/RpTNH1hbbF0

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


Monkey style has the ultimate move



The skill of a martial artist is shown by how many of his opponents' testicles he has collected.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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If for some insane reason you wanted some kind of runner up or lesser alternative to Monkey Style, the next best choice is clearly studying Bas Rutten's Street Defense, which also highly values a good groin strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8

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