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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Unwritten Law Enforcement
 
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 you have been found guilty of picking the m&ms out of the trail mix. you are sentenced to finish the rest of the bag of nuts and salty raisins, though you can never truly pay for such an awful crime.

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 there are three open urinals but someone takes the one right next to a dude who was already there
they both hear glass shattering and a loud bang as a SWAT team rappels down from the ceiling

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2020 23:25
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 a tourist in philadelphia gets in line at a cheesesteak shop, and a uniformed food police officer gets in line behind him. tourist decides not to risk it, and steps out of the line and walks across the street to a mcdonalds

* # ¿ Sep 21, 2020 19:44
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