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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i was buying my flintstones chewable multivitamins when i looked over and saw HORNY GOAT WEED

is this stuff even legal? will it turn me into a horny goat??

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Laslow
Jul 18, 2007



Stuff is bunk. Just get a gas station boner pill which is adulterated with real Viagra or Cialis.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




i'd like a namechange to gas station boner pill, plz

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Laslow posted:

Stuff is bunk.

Not if you're a goat.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


the weed is for horny goats op, you have no business here

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




I'm a horny goat and I love weed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im also running low on zinc supplements

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


You want Weedy Goats Horn

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


numberoneposter posted:

im also running low on zinc supplements

big fat ropes

LunarBinary
May 23, 2018


only made my dick soft for 3 days op dont do it

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009


That is a weed for a horny goat, op, how could you even read that one. huh. and how can I know that, huh.

LunarBinary
May 23, 2018


Someone should start a youtube channel going around reviewing all the different dick pills they sell at gas stations. I'd watch. Hell I'd donate to their onlyfans.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



Laslow posted:

Stuff is bunk. Just get a gas station boner pill which is adulterated with real Viagra or Cialis.

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medicatio...cement-products

"11/19/2015 Public Notification: Effective Viagra Tablets contain hidden drug ingredient"

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


LunarBinary posted:

Someone should start a youtube channel going around reviewing all the different dick pills they sell at gas stations. I'd watch. Hell I'd donate to their onlyfans.

The fda does their own reviews via chemical analysis and surprise the ingredients are usually sildenafil (viagra) or tadalafil (cialis) sometimes in dangerous amounts or mixed with other dangerous compounds!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


"Do not combine with blow, druggie."

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



buy it and try it you shocking, unbearable coward

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




agrielaios posted:

That is a weed for a horny goat, op, how could you even read that one. huh. and how can I know that, huh.

the jig is up goat.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

buy it and try it you shocking, unbearable coward
paypal me the money to fuckyou@eatmyass.com

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Plz donít doxx my work email. Eatmyass is very conservative even though itís right next door to the dick sucking factory.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



You are missing eye of newt. You are fired!

Or, you are disheveled!

You missing out on the Ore.

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Didnít even reD the op. Just lol. Lol @horny goat weeds

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


horny? Goat weed.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Debunk This! posted:

I'm a horny goat and I love weed

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Big Beef City posted:

horny? Goat weed.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


When I was in 7th grade we'd all (the boys in my class) ride to track practice together with our coach in his purple dodge van. We would sometimes stop at the mini-mart to get after practice snacks. One time my friend saw the horny goat weed. That was it, it was seriously all we could talk about for like an entire school year. Every joke; horny goat weed. Every goat; horny goat weed. Every weed; horny goat weed. It was a comedy renaissance for a group of 12/13 year old boys.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



it gives you those weird hourglass shaped pupils that goats have, only instead of your pupils it's your pee hole

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


EorayMel posted:

Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

So itís garbage salad.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



anyone know a good way for me to weakly inhibit pde5 in vitro?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it gives you those weird hourglass shaped pupils that goats have, only instead of your pupils it's your pee hole

Raistlin Peejere

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on




Pillbug

kazr posted:

The fda does their own reviews via chemical analysis and surprise the ingredients are usually sildenafil (viagra) or tadalafil (cialis) sometimes in dangerous amounts or mixed with other dangerous compounds!

And if youíre someone who takes nitro for chest pain/takes one of those and ends up in a situation where youíre typically given nitro and you donít think to mention the gas station boner pills, it can kill the poo poo out of you very easily.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

I'm not really sure what's going on here but something *sniff* something about this thread has me feeling...different

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm not really sure what's going on here but something *sniff* something about this thread has me feeling...different

I p'd my pants

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER


EorayMel posted:

Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

does it get my peen hard or not?!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


That may depend on where you put the herbs. A stiff enough bundle will work for just about anyone!

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