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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Everytime you invite your friends over the saucy grandma rolls her compression stockings down an extra inch, to show a bit more leg





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Khanstant



smacks my lips when a couple of spaghettio Os come sliding out

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The saucy grandma made an OnlyFans but included a freebie pic in your birthday card as a special treat





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szkud



saucy grandma knits a very loose pattern pair of stockings for autumn

~(‾▿‾)~

Khanstant



your christmas card comes with sexy coupons, like, actually coupons for discount on tokens

FutonForensic



fishnet babushka

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The saucy grandma makes a joke at the dinner table about grandpa's nickname for her being poligrip, making everyone uncomfortable





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nut



FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut



Chewbecca posted:

The saucy grandma makes a joke at the dinner table about grandpa's nickname for her being poligrip, making everyone uncomfortable

poligrip pussy is such a powerful and timely joke

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

~do not resuscitate (unless you're down to party )~



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

nut



try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Stoner Sloth



nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

werther's original flavoured viagra



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

Macnult



the mileage may be high, *removes dentures* buh the mohhur ruhn juuuuh fine


sig by prof. crocodile

Stoner Sloth



WAP being played on the gramophone



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, and Nut!- ty friends!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Reacting out of shock and accidentally swiping right on the saucy grandma's tinder profile, which has the username OldSpicy69 and the bio "saucy little gummy bear. No risk of [baby emoji] so come on in, the WAP is fine"





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Musluk




FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka

lmbo



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

vanisher



FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, blaise rascal, & Death Sext

szkud



nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

ded

~(‾▿‾)~

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The saucy grandma takes out her dentures and goes to town on her vanilla pudding cup





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vanisher



Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )



Come give old granny a kiss, why dontcha. I won't bite, my teeth are on the night stand





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Musluk







Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


Chewbecca posted:

The saucy grandma made an OnlyFans but included a freebie pic in your birthday card as a special treat


szkud posted:

saucy grandma knits a very loose pattern pair of stockings for autumn


nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together


Macnult posted:

the mileage may be high, *removes dentures* buh the mohhur ruhn juuuuh fine


Stoner Sloth posted:

WAP being played on the gramophone



ty vanisher, ty khanstant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Stoner Sloth posted:

WAP being played on the gramophone

alnilam




Am I the only one mentally inserting Blanche Devereaux into all of these posts

owlhawk911


FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

The Voice of Labor



saucy grandma's lewd comment and risque jokes are all completely lost on the audience because her obscure turn of the century slang makes for a mix of whimsy and incomprehensibility

nut



saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

starbucks hermit




saucy grandma's license plate is 69GILF69

nut



saucy grandma winking as she explains how she figured to run her cpap machine in reverse

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



the saucy grandma scours the internet for the hottest anime and video game trends to plan her next lewd cosplay for her only fans page


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

frump truck
this is my text



i want to be a saucy grandma but instead im emotionally repressed 30s guy. thanks 2020

Macnult



nut posted:

saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

lmao


sig by prof. crocodile

alnilam




nut posted:

saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

just got this lol

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Opening a present from saucy grandma. It's a whoopie cushion. She says something about it being something every boy wants and winks. IDGI

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Denture? I hardly know er

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