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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

There will be a Samoan Street Fight tonight! A match that WWE came up with on their own!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ4zXo861Vc

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Sep 19, 2020

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Otis' entrance will probably be the highlight of the show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"How can you not laugh at that" - Wow, Vince really is feeding Michael Cole his lines.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to Jey and Roman getting revenge on Sheamus and Corbin for wrecking up Jey's mom's mini-van.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Miz embarrassed by being seen in underwear the exact same size as the gear he wrestles in

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dacap posted:

Miz embarrassed by being seen in underwear the exact same size as the gear he wrestles in

I'm surprised WWE had the restraint to not have skid marks on them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm surprised WWE had the restraint to not have skid marks on them.

Drake Maverick would have gone the extra step and shoot poo poo.

Edit: I do like that Morrison clearly isn't in on the plan but wants to pretend he does :3:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What good lucha... lucha things did you see, Kalisto? Goddammit wooo!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Super-Hurricanrana took waaaaay too long to setup, Cesaro was basically just kind of hanging out waiting.... and then hit the Neutralizer like 10 seconds later and gets the win anyway!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Matt Riddle moves to the beat of his own drum!" like hiring a lawyer to harass the woman he lied about having an affair with and who he has been accused of sexually assaulting.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

"Matt Riddle moves to the beat of his own drum!" like hiring a lawyer to harass the woman he lied about having an affair with and who he has been accused of sexually assaulting.

He loves to have fun, Maggle!

Mod Edit: Edit is NOT quote, sorry! :doh:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Sep 19, 2020

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The crowd noise just randomly being cranked up for no reason whatsoever while Nikki is just talking is so weird.

Edit: Holy poo poo Lacey is loving DYING on the mic out there. Jesus Christ.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I feel bad for Nikki because it's super clear she won't beat Bayley.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Crazy Nikki Cross, well known for not having a mean streak.

Edit: Thanks for the random cut to a camera pointing at nothing and shaking for no reason, Dunn.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol at the ref just being like "eh" to a blatant cheating

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this is loving DIRE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Alexa does a better Sister Abigail than Bray

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Heyman didn't mention the poo poo, Rosie

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

To be fair to Flair, that video package was excellent and did a great job of selling Roman vs. Jey even if the outcome is entirely predictable.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

To be fair to Flair, that video package was excellent and did a great job of selling Roman vs. Jey even if the outcome is entirely predictable.

Yeah it was a good package and did a good job of building them both up while being snide to Jey.

Sasha shouldn't be sad, she should be super angry and telling Bayley she's coming for her!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why did they make the crowd boo when Sasha got mad at Bayley just now? :psyduck:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

How did Bayley escape the THUNDERDOME?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

How did Bayley escape the THUNDERDOME?

She runs Bartertown :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Zayn decided to leave."

You motherfuckers there was* a global loving pandemic AND he's Canadian and the borders were literally closed even if he wanted to be there (which he didn't, and shouldn't).

* Is.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sami rules

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Barbecue, Tucky?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Was AJ supposed to be holding the tights? I feel like I completely missed him doing that and I was actually looking for it since Sami had just been caught doing the same thing.

Edit: Just went back to check and yeah they shot it so there was no angle on AJ grabbing the tights, but somehow commentary "saw it" anyway.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I don't know your name so I'm gonna call you Larry!" ahahahaha, I love BIG E.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Holy poo poo a mad Big E is terrifying

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
who is he beating up? a security guard person? big e heel?

The big ending is the worst finisher of all time, even on a table

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hirez posted:

who is he beating up? a security guard person? big e heel?

The security guard is the one who Sheamus bribed to trick BIG E to go out to the parking lot to see Xavier Woods. Sheamus (after denying any part in it the last couple of weeks) openly said as much to the guy right in front of the camera just before the segment with BIG E.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hirez posted:

who is he beating up? a security guard person? big e heel?

The big ending is the worst finisher of all time, even on a table

It's bad but I'm sure I've seen worse

The zig zag might be worse. The khalas is arguably equal

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Intruder posted:

It's bad but I'm sure I've seen worse

The zig zag might be worse. The khalas is arguably equal

the khallas was so bad no one actually thought jinder had won at the moment bc why the hell would that be the finish

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Samoan Street Fight is mostly in the ring

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I see the Samoan but where's the street?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Did they discuss the rules at the Samoan Summit last year

thunderdome is all just jumping over the barrier spots

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

roman's teeth lol

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Samoan nut shots, of course

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

roman looks fantastic except for the teeth

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