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Hoenn ain't easy




Q:

I foolishly bought 12 big Hemp fourlokos which have wrecked my home life and given me a dirty buzz. There are 10 left and I want them out of my home.



My plan is to somehow give them away or leave them on doorsteps in my neighborhood as the ultimate trick or treat (it's definitely not a treat) this coming Halloween.

Is this a good idea? I need help with the deets.

Gratefully yours,

Loko in SoHo

prepuce repurposed fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Sep 19, 2020



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caleb
...rough day at the orifice.

If you leave them out in your neighborhood someone's teenage kid is going to end up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning because they don't know what 12% means ily but please don't do that

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caleb posted:

If you leave them out in your neighborhood someone's teenage kid is going to end up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning because they don't know what 12% means ily but please don't do that

noted

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It's not like I would cover the logo with an adhesive Yoo-hoo™ label or something

we live in a post razor blade society I'll have u know. Harumph

Ass-penny



I mean, I'm sure you know an alcoholic with low enough standards to drink that. Talk to some of your local homeless, poo poo.

caleb
...rough day at the orifice.

rear end-penny posted:

I mean, I'm sure you know an alcoholic with low enough standards to drink that.

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Ok I've been deterred. Thank u for the guidance yobbers. Who has a question I'm dying 2 give some good advice



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caleb
...rough day at the orifice.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Asking for a friend

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A:

my lifelong specialty is laden avians such as carrier pidgeons. not qualified sorry

owlhawk911


pour one out for your enemies, spitefully



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


prepuce repurposed posted:

Ok I've been deterred. Thank u for the guidance yobbers. Who has a question I'm dying 2 give some good advice

How do I become a good poster, tia





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owlhawk911


Chewbecca posted:

How do I become a good poster, tia

Boldly Yell Ornery Boasts, Believe Your Own Bullshit, Be Your Own Best



sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




prepuce repurposed posted:

Q:

I foolishly bought 12 big Hemp fourlokos which have wrecked my home life and given me a dirty buzz. There are 10 left and I want them out of my home.



My plan is to somehow give them away or leave them on doorsteps in my neighborhood as the ultimate trick or treat (it's definitely not a treat) this coming Halloween.

Is this a good idea? I need help with the deets.

Gratefully yours,

Loko in SoHo

https://voca.ro/aEv9EtvwouL




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

nut



they call me big hemp

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



nut posted:

they call me big hemp

so youíre the big hemp around here


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

nut



Evil Bob posted:

so youíre the big hemp around here

i see u've herb of me

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Jinh



!!!!


thanks so much cda for this cute fall sig <3 / Spoonthulhu Rises! by luvcow below

owlhawk911




sig by my fave teacher, Prof. Crocodile. seasons greeting from that blaise rascal

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lmfao

The Voice of Labor



charcoal filter one and see if the result is drinkable

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Chewbecca posted:

How do I become a good poster, tia

posting futa is a good place 2 start

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


prepuce repurposed posted:

posting futa is a good place 2 start

I don't see what the federal unemployment tax act has to do with anything





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Pissed Ape Sexist




The mournful holler sounds of goonkind lulling me to sleep irl

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I'm going to put them in mailboxes

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on Halloween mfers

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )



I just got chance to listen and





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alnilam




Fallen comrade upon meeting in the afterlife: you poured WHAT out for me??



ty manifisto

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lol. could have been mad dog. there are days still worse than fourloko...I bet

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prepuce repurposed posted:

lol. could have been mad dog. there are fates still worse than fourloko...I bet

The Voice of Labor



good ol mogen david 20/20 is, I'm sure, a million times tastier and way less dirty buzzing

Prof. Crocodile



uh uh uh uh
it's big hempin' baby
it's big hemp and it takes like pee
feel me uh uh uh uh


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

The Voice of Labor



the name 2 loko must have already been taken.

Ass-penny



prepuce repurposed posted:

lol. could have been mad dog. there are days still worse than fourloko...I bet

There is always a worse day.same goes for liquor.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Q: What's a good source of investment?

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



Q: Should I get my wife some random flowers, some random candy or a gross lovey, lovey card?

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


What should I do with my week off?





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starbucks hermit






Ass-penny



Zurtilik posted:

Q: Should I get my wife some random flowers, some random candy or a gross lovey, lovey card?

All three would be my bet. What do I know? I've never been married.

Ass-penny



Chewbecca posted:

What should I do with my week off?

I would probably be drunk and high and hopefully play a lot of video games. If I were taking a week off I'd try to get some things done around the house but yeah them actually getting done...

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dear community,

I collect corks from bottles of wine. itís kinda my thing in the community. my husband even bought me a gigantic wine glass that, get this, is for holding all the corks. when it strikes my fancy, I will string several of my favourite corks together into an array of bracelets and necklaces and wear them around town, you may have noticed. itís a cork thing, you wouldnít get it. sometimes, with the shades drawn in the privacy of my house, I nibble on and eat the corks too. to this date, Iíve eaten id guess at least 45 corks. okay, Iím not guessing, I know itís 45, thanks to my elaborate cork budget spreadsheet that I maintain by hand and transpose nightly into Microsoft excel. some other things Iíve done with corks? Iím glad you asked. adding pipe cleaners and googly eyes, Iíve crafted a small army of mouse corks and we roam the town, each mouse cork secretly attached to my belt by a string of fishing line but you wouldnít notice, youíd think I have animated the mouse corks and that they are loyal and obedient, much like my reciprocal commitments to cork. Iím kind of like the Norbit for corks. wait no, thatís the Eddie Murphy movie. Wilbur? Iím the Wilbur of cork mice? was Wilbur the rat guy? Iím the rat guy of cork mice. cork mice, kinda funny to say aloud. cork mice, sounds like a Greek Island where drunk British teens go to drink fishbowls of koolaid and booze and harass the locals. I wonder if in cork mice they use the giant wine glasses to drink from, or if they, too, just collect the corks in them. anyways, I forgot my question but thank you for your time. if you see me and my cork mice army in town square please say hello and donít be rude, for I am also a practicer of dark cork magicks (perhaps the subject of my next bulletin board note). okay, thanks again for listening and let me know if you can help!

xoxoxox

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god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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