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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Not a game called by Doc unless something "would not go"

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Love a close-up on a coach swearing. "THAT'S SO loving BAD"

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Dallas coming back strong after the penalty kill.

I'm STILL not used to seeing a game without a bunch of fans banging on the glass as the players skate by.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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I just realized something. I haven't had to listen to Mike Milbury this whole series. I do not miss him at all—if only Pierre would follow him out the door.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Did I miss the "THE CUP IS IN THE BUILDING" stories that are obligatory for a possible win here, or are they not doing it since it's not as fun to swear on live TV without a crowd to slightly mask the noise?

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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PING

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Dallas spending a lot of time passing it along the boards and nothing else, gonna be hard to score that way.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Wait are they gonna blow the whistle? Had a player just laying dead on the ice there a sec ago

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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DrunkPanda posted:

Why do people keep falling down this game?

I'm assuming because it's their second OT game in two days?

Also the ice is probably not great at this moment.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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poo poo, NO shots on goal for Dallas this period? Ouch.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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That looked a lot like hooking there, but it's OT so why call anything

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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We've secretly replaced the rulebook with Calvinball, let's see if anyone notices

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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https://twitter.com/TBLightning/status/1310059302464430081

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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What are they gonna call that offside now?

OK, looks like not.

Phew. Game 6 it is on Monday.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Also this seems like the minimum safe distance that people should maintain from Pierre at all times.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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That was fast.

Point avoiding three Dallas players to get his own rebound there, too.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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SPIN-O-RAMA

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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OldSenileGuy posted:

Tell that guy that fucks the Cup to get his white gloves on

Can't wait for a series of bearded players screaming gently caress YEAH in an empty area while Doc tries to talk over them.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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ThinkTank posted:

Dallas showing all the urgency of a DMV employee here

I was going to say, this has all the energy of a team that's just here so they don't get fined.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Maybe Dallas is going for a rope-a-dope strategy and they're going to come back with 24 shots in the next 12 minutes.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Shinjobi posted:

Someone unironically suggested to me that maybe they're just trying to tire out Tampa's arms by letting em shoot so much




I can't say I dismissed him quickly

They're coming alive in the last two minutes! But... um... there are only 9 minutes left...

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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Vasi with a crotch save just now. And the Stars have a power play in a moment!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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NBC desperately trying to breathe life into the last few minutes. "They're going to pull their goalie for the power play!"

Nope. I don't think they're even pull him for the last two minutes at this point.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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fartknocker posted:

They better have a deafening set of prerecorded boos ready for Gary

Seriously. That man cannot walked around without boos. Boo that man.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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I bet even the Cup itself booed Gary. YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF IT

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

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WOOHOO FIRE!

Not nearly as fun skating around without the crowd, I bet :smith:

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