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shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


I had some sushi, tonight- A California Roll, some Tuna Sashimi, and some Eel Sashimi. It tasted great, but now I feel like poo poo. Why must I be punished for enjoying things?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

shadowvine118 posted:

I had some sushi, tonight- A California Roll, some Tuna Sashimi, and some Eel Sashimi. It tasted great, but now I feel like poo poo. Why must I be punished for enjoying things?

Itís the wasabi making it feel like Alien blood is eating itís way through the decks that make up your insides.

Chew on a couple of Tums to neutralize the Alien acid blood and give us a trip report.

shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Itís the wasabi making it feel like Alien blood is eating itís way through the decks that make up your insides.

Chew on a couple of Tums to neutralize the Alien acid blood and give us a trip report.

I didnít have any wasabi, though.
I downed some Pepto, hopefully that will help.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

shadowvine118 posted:

I didnít have any wasabi, though.
I downed some Pepto, hopefully that will help.

Hopefully.

Missus Dill
May 8, 2007



Iím sorry. My tummy is upset because I drank a premade mai tai from Vons

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014



im the Google results and you have cancer OP

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker


If you feel like poo poo, OP, then just flush yourself down a toilet.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

i slept "wrong" and now my shoulder is all sorts of hosed up.
joining the GiP* Sorority.


*Goons in Pain

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



i ate a 4 lb wheel of cave aged gouda including the rind and i feel incredibly powerful

shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


I feel better now, except for a lingering feeling of unease, and some queasiness. I rarely get sick like that as an adult, so the whole thing brought me back to when I was little, and would get at least one stomach bug a year.

I probably wonít be having sushi again for a while.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


shadowvine118 posted:

I feel better now, except for a lingering feeling of unease, and some queasiness. I rarely get sick like that as an adult, so the whole thing brought me back to when I was little, and would get at least one stomach bug a year.

I probably wonít be having sushi again for a while.

It's definitely Corona, OP. Don't think back to what you ate today, think back to what you were doing two weeks ago.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Once I've been at an anniversary dinner with like 50 people at a pretty good sushi restaurant but they weren't so good that day so like 40 of us got sick, some so bad that they went to ER lol.

Haven't had sushi since.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


you need to fart (a lot)

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


It might have been the rice, rice is a fucker. I had stabbing pains for 24 hours after a rice bowl went bad during the last heatwave

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



food is bad for your health

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



Have you tried turning it off and on again?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



being unable to consume sushi is nature's way of culling the weak

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



My stomach hurts every morning because I have something called cannibinoid hyperemesis syndrome and when weed leaves my body my entire digestive system shuts down so I gotta go smoke some weed or throw up and just don't have a good day well. I know I could quit smoking weed, but don't be silly.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

itís like that guy in china who ate a bunch of sushi with parasites in it and then had parasites all throughout his body even his eyes

basically youíre doomed goondolences

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Would you say this sums up how you feel, OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx-T137FKM4

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Be happy! Soon you will give birth to a fountain of violent burning diarrhea. It's a miracle of life.

https://i.imgur.com/3oapjSg.mp4

Entorwellian fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 21, 2020

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Never seen eel sashimi before, OP, and I have a feeling there's a reason for that

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I think I have IBS but I won't go to a doctor because I'm stupid and I don't watch to catch covid in the waiting room and I've been misdiagnosed for another issue continually for five years. Having a bad stomach sucks, get well soon goons.

The Silver Snail
Apr 2, 2010




I used to think the $5 dollar Wednesday sushi I was getting for work was giving me cramp gut but then it just turned out I'm allergic to avocado.

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

These Words Hold Not Truth
Evident For All To See
This Hand Wears No Ring


I waited till I had good insurance to see a doctor and now theyíre gonna stick things in muh butt.

Good advice if youíre into it or not I guess.
Iím not excited, I didnít see the test for Chrons on the bloodwork but Iím not a doctor and I donít know how to read that crap.

shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


The day after left me tired and dehydrated. At the same time, I had kind of a calm serene feeling about me, and when I went out to get something to eat, it felt really nice just kind of relaxing in the beautiful, almost Fall day.

I love that ďjust recovering after an illnessĒ feeling.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Entorwellian posted:

Be happy! Soon you will give birth to a fountain of violent burning diarrhea. It's a miracle of life.

https://i.imgur.com/3oapjSg.mp4

Look, I know I can't eat cheese and shouldn't have had that pizza, but that's no reason to doxx me.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!


https://youtu.be/_7ZyRB3-X7A

shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though.

I drank some Pedialyte, and took some ibuprofen and Tylenol, which helped for the most part. Hopefully Iím not actually sick and it was just severe dehydration.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!


shadowvine118 posted:

Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though.

I drank some Pedialyte, and took some ibuprofen and Tylenol, which helped for the most part. Hopefully Iím not actually sick and it was just severe dehydration.

Oh yikesaroo. That might not have been food poisoning. Hope you are ok!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



i think I got food poisoning from my last shot of heroin. it was great but 12 hours later I felt like poo poo!

MasqueradeOverture
Apr 4, 2020

No.

shadowvine118 posted:

Last night I developed a terrible headache, a slight fever, and chills. My throat feels a bit raw, too. It felt like the flu, but my mom is deathly afraid of catching COVID, so she had me make an appointment to get tested. I have to wait until tomorrow, though.

I drank some Pedialyte, and took some ibuprofen and Tylenol, which helped for the most part. Hopefully Iím not actually sick and it was just severe dehydration.

Did you go out or have it delivered.

If the latter, was the delivery person a Pike bro?

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shadowvine118
Sep 3, 2011


MasqueradeOverture posted:

Did you go out or have it delivered.

If the latter, was the delivery person a Pike bro?

I got it delivered from Uber Eats. It was drat expensive, too.

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