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infernal machines posted:hot drat, two toilets? i've had people over and not told them about the toilet toilet and kept it locked so i don't have to wait in line to take a piss in my own home. feels good, man.
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that’s why you have a dishwasher, so the sink is clear of dishes
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echinopsis posted:that’s why you have a dishwasher, so the sink is clear of dishes *both sinks.
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fancy rear end fuckers
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i just washed my hands... with SOAP (and water)
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impulse bought some wagyu steaks
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noice. the real poo poo is so drat good. I always feel like it's so fatty and juicy it would make an amazing steak sandwich but it feels like a waste of the raw ingredients
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every person you see is walking around with poo poo up their bumbum waiting for the next time they push it out as a log/cake most people have poo poo around the ring of they bum
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Gentle Autist posted:every person you see is walking around with poo poo up their bumbum waiting for the next time they push it out as a log/cake welp this is the most cursed thing i've read today, but the day is young yet!
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one of the old SA offsites shut down and the IP was eventually reassigned to the beta shopping site for the skull shaver. i ended up buying it because i wanted something more convenient to shave my head with besides clippers. i can use it in the shower, with shaving cream, and you can run it like 30 times without having to charge it. works great, actually, and i'm extremely happy with it. probably the cheapest and easiest customer acquisition they ever had.
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Gentle Autist posted:every person you see is walking around with poo poo up their bumbum waiting for the next time they push it out as a log/cake what are you talking about I take loads of loperamide so I only have to take a dump every half week or so, and I certainly don't walk around with a full rectum
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poo is natures buttplug
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good catch, I was paraphrasing that
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I’d really been letting myself go lately, so today i cut my beard way down, gave my hair a trim around the ears, and tucked my drat shirt in. i still feel like i want to die today but at least i look like less of an insane drifter now.
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great success
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i can’t grow a beard and i hate it cos i am fat and I think it would work for me, give me a jolly lumberjack type vibe
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i started using kiehl's spf face cream and i gotta say it's a nice step up from the pharmacy scentless simple brand. you'll never get me to stop using vaseline cocoa butter lotion on my skin though. none of that expensive poo poo compares.
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echinopsis posted:gross lmfao
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i need my hair styled
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echinopsis posted:gross
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KidDynamite posted:you'll never get me to stop using vaseline cocoa butter lotion on my skin though. none of that expensive poo poo compares.  my grandma always gives a pack as a gift at christmas and it's always well-received. it does such and good job year-round and it absorbs so well
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3D Megadoodoo posted:. no-one likes a wet bum. how dare you
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i use cetaphil on my not-face and clarins mens whatever on my face i have been using solid shampoo for a while and like it. first i used a thing i found on amazon, then switched to this brand called ethique cause i wanted to try their solid conditioner. the conditioners weren't very good, so i went back to my paul mitchell stuff. i have this huge puck of solid shampoo waiting to use that i used to round out an ulta order and im a bit skeptical of it but we'll see how it goes. i don't remember the brand but it smells like they were trying too hard to Be Masculine i ordered a boar-hair brush for use on my hair and beard and it fuckin owns. very happy with it
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oh and my secret santa got me a bar of soap from wynot farms for yosmas (among other things) and it was rad, A+ would recommend
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