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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Is it okay to have sex with a centaur?
 
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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 I've had sex with a centaur.

It was...eh, it was okay.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 It's so obvious that none of you have ever taken a class on biomythics

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy

Centaur guys have to have horse dicks though and that's dangerous.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 Unless centaurs are made of metal they should be able to contort themselves well enough to wash their genitals.

If they are made of metal then I dunno.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 Don't worry Cubone I don't think any less of you because you lust for animal dong. We all got weird things that drive us wild. I like women with big noses.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Is it okay to have sex with a centaur?