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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Yeah sure I mean I’m not your dad or whatever. :shrug:

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ClamdestineBoyster
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Motherfucker posted:

where the gently caress is the human penis or vagina in this scenario OP? The horse end??

If they had a human dick in the horse bit it would be microscopic, or it would be ridicuously swollen to the point of being inhuman... a human dick scaled up for horses would be non functional!!



If anything its worse than horse dick / pussy!!!!!

I mean, the vagina is a very accommodating organ but girl, you ridin that horse the wrong way. :shrug:

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I think the idea is it's okay to stick it in a centaur girl because she's intelligent and possesses hands with thumbs so she can keep her pussy clean so who really cares if its a horse pussy

Centaur guys have to have horse dicks though and that's dangerous.

Idk man those horse hooves, she might have a kicking orgasm. Sure it’s a toned, muscular rear end, but I bet the tail would tickle like a mf. :thunkher:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Imagine a strip club for centaurs.

Imagine it

What kind of pole would support a centaur?

And those high heel shoes!

What the gently caress is wrong with you!

I bet the club's got minotaurs for bouncers

Would they have clowns that come out in little cars and scoop up all the horse poop? :thunkher:

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