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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


As penance for my sins (not "getting" avocado toast) I will be dressing myself in sackcloth and heading out into the woods. But just because I'm practicing mortification of the flesh as atonement for my sins, doesn't, mean I still can't look hip doing it! #hairshirt #penance #burlap #sackcloth
https://burlapshades.com/

These great new shades will not just help me look great as I beg forgiveness from my followers and God, but also help me "Return to a simpler time when you didn't have to worry about social media, WW3, or chronic back pain." according to the manufacturer. And not just that, by buying a pair I helped plant a tree! So I'm helping to save the earth through my good works. That's like double repentance! Mortifying the flesh never looked so good! Be sure to follow me on Instagram where I'll be updating you on my penance status, but also releasing lots of bonus content like wailing and gnashing of teeth!

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Sep 20, 2020

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


xcheopis posted:

Pic isn't loading for me. I'm missing out!

Oh dang! I can't figure that out so I just linked the website.

Because of my egregious oversite I will begin my self-flagellations with this faux-leather whip I bought off of a cruelty free whip maker. Proceeds of the whip help to fund an endangered animal sanctuary in Namibia!

google THIS



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I've always wanted to be able to say "Oh shoot, my sunglasses have a hole in them," and now I can!

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Unfortunately I'm going to need the prescription burlap shades, I hope my vision plan covers them

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Sometimes, late at night, I throw a burlap sack over my face and pretend I am back to the simpler times and weep. I call it my time machine

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Also, mods, could I change the thread tag to the shutter shades one? That's what I meant to click on oh god

google THIS



Longing for the good ol' days when little Johnny would roll a barrel hoop along the train tracks with a stick before plowing headlong into Old Mr. Finney's Soda Fountain on account of not being able to see poo poo through the loving burlap sack over his head, but at least I can relive those moments with these shades that make me look like a giant fly.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Burlap? Shades!?


Burlap!



Shades!!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Honestly I'm just impressed. I think you will be the flyest motherfucker in the woods if you roll out with a pair of thsoe.


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

The Voice of Labor



dude, an overpriced hipster hairshirt and an rem song to match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNkr95LMXnY

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Pairing my burlap shades with some off-white yeezys and a muslin tracksuit for a casual pre-industrial, yet late-stage capitalism inspired fit #yeezy #yeezysupply #muslinfresh #streetstyle





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

pseudorandom




Just pair them with a burlap sack that has been sewn at the bottom to form a pair of those weird, hipster, baggy low-crotch pants. Perfect outfit.


I actually do like of like those shades, but would unfortunately also need a prescription pair.

Edit: gently caress, wait, could I get burlap clip-ons??. That would loving own.

google THIS



Putting on my burlap shades before canvassing the neighborhood

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



google THIS posted:

Putting on my burlap shades before canvassing the neighborhood


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Pairing the burlap sunglasses with the manifisto gender-neutral handbag for an extra chic look





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Manifisto





this barrel with suspenders I am wearing uses precious single malt highland whisky barrels and cured ostrich hide suspenders, just because I want to look poor doesn't mean I have to look poor




amazing sigs courtesy of cda, vanisher, and luvcow

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER


They rent their garments... from the store.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Future so bright I gotta wear burlap shades (to go with my burlap sack and burlap bindle).

nut



secured the bag (with ribbon I found in the trash behind valumart)

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

FutonForensic



yeah these are Gucci leprosy bindings. keep scrolling

Khanstant



ngl those are dope

Prof. Crocodile



Prurient Squid posted:

They rent their garments... from the store.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

google THIS



There's hardly anything left after I bought these Dolce & Gabbana robes so I've got this oath of poverty thing in the bag

Prof. Crocodile



my makeup tutorial is just me smearing ash on my face as I wail in lamentation but itís somehow the least annoying makeup tutorial video on yt.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

albany academy



i remember reading that book as a child. it told a story of a young sackcloth-wearer (i guess thats a type of person? weird niche audience but i rolled with it) who wanted to get huge stats on a little social media platform called tiktok. they started out on vine, doing some wild poo poo, getting mad retweets and appearing in some really popular youtube comps. after vine, there was a dark time of doing stories on teh gram and stuff, not really the same level tho, but after a while tiktok comes along and they use all of their experience, clout and momentum to post the most-watched video on all of tiktok, ultimately entering their handle - @big_dumper - into the annals of history, alongside legends like corey from australia(?) and some others i can't remember

of course this was the early 90s so none of those words made any sense to me, and all of the people they referenced didn't exist yet. i guess the real lesson was about hindsight or something?

alnilam




google THIS posted:

Unfortunately I'm going to need the prescription burlap shades, I hope my vision plan covers them

oh i think they'll be covered



ty manifisto

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


thicc instagram model pouring ashes on their booty, turning ash wednesday into rear end wednesday




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix, Heather Papps, and Nut For The Amazing Sigs!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Gettin that bag (a burlap sack)

Macnult



instagram post with so many sackcloth brand tags that you canít even see the sackcloth itself


sig by prof. crocodile

Macnult



potato sack draped over my juicy rear end while french fries are suggestively dumped over me for a photoshoot


sig by prof. crocodile

Macnult



sexy hardees commercial starring the chainsaw guy from resident evil 4


sig by prof. crocodile

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Macnult posted:

instagram post with so many sackcloth brand tags that you can’t even see the sackcloth itself

Getting a burlap dance

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Kissing a crucifix of Marshmallow Peeps cupcakes on Good Friday. Adoration of the cross never tasted so sweet!

take the moon






lmao


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google THIS posted:

Putting on my burlap shades before canvassing the neighborhood


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