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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Discworld version is nice to consider but really it's the lardroom

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tbh I used to spend a lot of time considering that your identity isn't really a solid object and more of a bunch of loosely related functions kinda ambling along. We are nothing now and after :)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In life, we are goons. In death, we are in the lardroom

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Asses to asses, lard to lard.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think I've seen what happens next...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How can you have an afterlife if you never had a life :smuggo:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The moment you abandon the idea of a permanent immutable self is the moment you stop being afraid of death and existence of afterlife.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Universe Master posted:

Yes, five year old me is completely dead and gone now, but I remain.

Nah

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just lol if you think that. You don't need an excuse for being a giant prick, some people just are

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Who What Now posted:

In your sleep and surrounded by loved ones

:hmmorks: that's no way to enter valhalla

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
When I die I hope I go to flavortown

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Really in the whole scheme of things you have not existed far longer than you have existed so it'll be just like coming home. Maybe all your life is the equivalent of the universe tripping balls for a few short hours and then forgetting all about it :)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Consciousness isn't even real brah

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think as long as you stay out of Teslas you should be safe. Probably wouldn't become a firefighter either.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just be Anatta rear end in a top hat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There's a desert of black sand and at the end there's everything you expected afterlife to be, personalized just for you. If you think you go to hell, you do :)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Who What Now posted:

How do people not find the idea of an infinite afterlife absolutely terrifying? All heavens will inevitably become hell in time.

First step is not believing in permanent self. If your identity is not infinite no experiences can be :angel:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think after maybe 5 years in the flames it becomes the new baseline and you wouldn't even want to get out of them. just getting toasty :kimchi:

After 100 or so years it's not like you'll remember your life before it, just be a flamecritter

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Literally A Person posted:

Then they give you a condo and put you to work in the souvenir shops.

poo poo that sounds pretty good.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Reincarnation is the bad ending you want to eject yourself from the cycle of suffering that is existence iykwim

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You better start believing in afterlife..
Yer in one :haw:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You mean Deus? :rolldice: could be worse

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A half-life if you will
:69snypa:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can't lobotomize if you don't have a brain

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about asexuals or eunuchs

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And people who don't use turn signals?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why would afterlife even have planets, it's all shimmering void

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What if they are just a product of your imagination and this heaven is just a lonesome eternity of mindless self indulgence

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How can life be real when mind isn't real

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Literally A Person posted:

I would suggest hanging out with and dating people you actually like.

Nah that's not possible don't be daft

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jesus once turned a fish into girlfriends for the believers:worship:

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