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We cease, then rot.  But I don't mean that in a bad way. It's actually pretty cool. Or would be if it wasn't so hard to get yourself stuck into the ground unembalmed with no casket when you die.
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Frank Frank posted:In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife. Now you make the scene all day but tomorrow there will be hell to pay. *terrible trumpet solo mouth-noises*
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You die. You see a bright light and you know instinctively that the light is good. Towards the light you go until you are enveloped in it. There is nothing but light and you feel it's soft warm radiance gently pushing you along further. Finally the light recedes. Now you are in a place that cannot be described. A place that is on the far side of what man can understand. In a booming voice you hear "WELCOME CHILD." You look up it's me. That's right mother fucker and I'm gonna make lovely jokes at you for all eternity!!!! YOU'RE IN HELL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
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Sep 21, 2020 15:39
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Motherfucker posted:DISSOLVE ME IN THE SEA OF BLOOD THAT FLOWS BENEATH THE ROOTS OF THE EARTH A little dramatic much? Just maybe a smidge? An iota?
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Fluffdaddy posted:Hey lets get this thread back on track and not turn it into a personal combat zone. If anyone has anymore issues with each other please feel free to PM Me. Why are you in GBS? Edit: We have 500 mods why is there a need for more modding??????? Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sep 22, 2020 20:06
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Sep 22, 2020 20:33
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Mozi posted:ok combat zone adjudicator here break it up break it up *puts down board with nail in it* Pfft, fine.
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Sep 22, 2020 20:42
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It's the afterlife but for some reason everyone gets your name wrong. Each person you meet in this ghostly realm keeps calling you Eric and you're like, "Seriously I've told you like eighty times my name is Adrian."
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Sep 22, 2020 21:14
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The White Dragon posted:cremate me when i die and compress the ashes into a gem that looks like a magicite from final fantasy 6 This technology exists!!!! There was a thread about it and everything. You can trap the souls of your loved ones forever by having their remains turned into jewelry!!!!!!
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Sep 22, 2020 23:40
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Star Me Kitten posted:It'd be cool if hell existed and the rest of us good expired folk that are no longer bound by space and time could just watch what goes on down there like it was a primetime television drama. I'm just saying it'd be a cool way to pass the time on a Thursday evening. But it's a trick and if you look it just proves you actually belong in hell. The security guards aren't very respectful when they escort you out.
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Sep 23, 2020 15:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think after maybe 5 years in the flames it becomes the new baseline and you wouldn't even want to get out of them. just getting toasty Then they give you a condo and put you to work in the souvenir shops.
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Sep 23, 2020 15:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:poo poo that sounds pretty good. I mean, there's profit sharing but the rest of the benefits package stinks. It is hell.
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Sep 23, 2020 15:48
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It's the afterlife but the only other person there is Dio and he won't shut the gently caress up about Dungeons and Dragons poo poo and it's just like, man, shut the hell up for five minutes.
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Sep 25, 2020 15:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:You mean Deus? Ronnie. James.
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Sep 25, 2020 16:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:Dio the guy, or Dio the robot from Rise of Skywalker? Literally A Person posted:Ronnie. James.
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Sep 25, 2020 18:03
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Star Me Kitten posted:If nothing is real and everything is just a product of my imagination and I am finally conscious of that, I will create some friends that are worth a drat to hang out with and a partner that doesn’t constantly disappoint me I would suggest hanging out with and dating people you actually like.
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Sep 26, 2020 16:10
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It's the afterlife but for one hour each day you have to watch Martin Short try to be funny. I mean, it's pure bliss twenty-three hours a day but 4:00 pm every SINGLE DAY it's Martin Short in a stifling little 60 seat theatre and for some reason the sound tech thinks he needs to have a floor mic going and your seat is like RIGHT NEXT to the loving PA speaker.
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Sep 26, 2020 18:51
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It's the afterlife and everything seems chill but you can tell that there is something strange going on so you and a plucky wise-cracking PI have to figure out what it is. Also, it's on FOX.
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Sep 26, 2020 18:53
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It's the afterlife and mostly things are the same but ducks are conspicuously absent from the universe. Seriously, not a single duck. Not one.
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It's the afterlife but this is the only joke there is:ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s because people eat all the cheese and quackers in the purgatory parlor. better than nothing I suppose.
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