NFL Week 2 GDT: already hiking the Appalachian trail two games into the season

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Haha I love playing the Jets

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:04

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Oh good, Jimmy's hurt

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:15

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Parris Campbell's knee has been shredded

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:18

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Marketing New Brain posted:

He still hasn�t retired? He�s gotta be at late stage kicker age now.

37. His son is a freshman in college so we're all hoping Frank can stay around long enough for them to play together.

Oh good Bosa's hurt!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:22

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bosa's on the cart. Season sucks

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Play posted:

titans are slapping the Jags around like crazy

are you loving kidding me

Left knee got twisted

Hahaha Solomon Thomas is on the ground :smithicide:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:26

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

SKULL.GIF posted:

What was the Bosa injury?

Left knee ligament destroyed probably

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:28

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

MakaVillian posted:

Left knee ligament destroyed probably

Also looks like Thomas' knee got hosed

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:30

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

What if... what if Jason Garrett was the only thing making this garbage team look mediocre...

That makes sense, it is 2020

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:39

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

seiferguy posted:

So far today we've had the following players die:

- Nick Bosa
- Drew Lock
- Saquon Barkley
- Solomon Thomas

jesus

Parris Campbell I think too

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:44

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Professor of Cats posted:

jesus loving CHRIST COWBOYS

God I wish I could watch this game

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:48

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Won't work. Shanahan isn't there.

Fat Mike probably still thinks it is

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:51

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Frank Gore is still doing Frank Gore things.

Want him to get 100 yards today in a crushing Jets loss :unsmith:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 18:54

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Takes No Damage posted:

Scientifically calculated minimum required manufactured drama to entertain dying boomer brains.

And terminally online millennials

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:10

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Zyla posted:

there's a really strong Alba core

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:30

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mystic Stylez posted:

I know Shanahan's schemes & RBs and everything but remember when the 49ers were letting him go because they didn't want to pay peanuts to the guy

He "demanded" a trade that was never going to happen. Both sides were always going to come to an agreement.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:31

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is this Let's Be Real political puppet show a real thing or did I just have a grand mal seizure or something without noticing?

It's based on a French show and was created by the SNL cartoon guy, what could go wrong!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:34

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

mllaneza posted:

Mullins is back for the Niners !

I smell some establishment of the Run :schotty:

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:36

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mosterts out too!?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Silly Burrito posted:

Jesus Christ it's Nick Mullens time.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:39

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Jimmy G is hurt?

Twisted his ankle in the first quarter

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:39

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Haha Jets

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:42

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wow did the 49ers lose all their star players at the same time today?

Pretty much in one quarter yes

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 19:55

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Quite the shank by Ghostkowski

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:07

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

How many points would the Falcons have to put up for their defence not to blow it?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:17

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Good job Jet! TD

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

mllaneza posted:

I've got a lot to worry about for the future of the 49ers, but the coaches are keeping the players focused and calling a great game.

It helps that they're playing against 11 cardboard cutouts on both sides of the ball, but they could easily have fallen apart as badly as the Jets did.

I was a little worried after the Mullins INT but yeah they're doing just enough on offence to win

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:28

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

wyoak posted:

Minshew owns

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 20:34

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Play posted:

how tf do you not box out that guy from the ball. wow

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 21:32

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress you, the Atlanta Falcons.

How does Quinn still have a job?!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 21:37

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

B-Mac posted:

So the falcons are going to fire their special teams coordinator right?

They should fire Dan Quinn for not putting together a decent defence for like 3 years.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 21:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kawalimus posted:

Can already tell we're losing

A first quarter tie is as good as a loss.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 21:40

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Ghost Dog posted:

no truly good team has ever let another team score on them. especially not in the current era

Well in all fairness he knew the Ravens were going to lose when it was 0-0 in the first quarter

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 22:15

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Ghost Dog posted:

the ravens are clearly garbage for giving up a td, but imagine being a team so bad you are now down 3 after being up 0-0 at kickoff

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 22:19

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

MoaM posted:

JUSTIN TUCKER

He can do it all!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 22:20

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Lol I left brunch with the falcons up and they lost?

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeConti929/status/1307781770956464129

They have 3 worse losses than this!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 22:22

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Play posted:

The Ravens are not playing that badly at all guys. Lamar is 11/15 for 128 yards and a TD. And the defense is making plays, not sure what you're smoking

They're going to lose! I mean how can you win a game when you're only up 13?!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 22:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kawalimus posted:

Have a bad feeling about this one

You have a bad feeling about literally every Ravens game

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 23:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kawalimus posted:

That *should* do it, unless we give a TD right back.

How do you deal with your wild swings of emotion every 5 minutes?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 23:45

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Impossible to stop

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