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Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006


You should check your credit. 5% of my company has had fraudulent claims filed in their names in the past month.

https://www.seattletimes.com/busine...rs-333-million/

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SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


how do i checked credit

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'm probably not going to but thank you for the heads up

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




“Two weeks after revelations of a massive fraud scheme that briefly shut down Washington’s unemployment system“

lol brief is not the term I would use. My wife’s unemployment was held for 18 weeks because of this.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Check the inside of my butt.

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

the mother of all 419 scams holy moly

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Check the inside of my butt.

Yup, there's an unemployment claim in there.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


Cubone posted:

I'm probably not going to but thank you for the heads up

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


I'm still at a perfect 100 but thanks for the tip op

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



TheAardvark posted:

I'm still at a perfect 100 but thanks for the tip op

lmao

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

Thanks op. I too believe that helping poor people is a scam.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


me needed martial law when the pandemic started but all out politicians have zero balls. oh well.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

EA Sports posted:

me needed martial law when the pandemic started but all out politicians have zero balls. oh well.

What could go wrong with this?

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


RVWinkle posted:

Thanks op. I too believe that helping poor people is a scam.

16 years on somethingawful has made you a keen observer

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


I’d really like for you all to tell me all about this. In exchange for the information, I will gladly pay. I hope you don’t mind; it’ll be in the form of a cashiers check.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Star Me Kitten posted:

I’d really like for you all to tell me all about this. In exchange for the information, I will gladly pay. I hope you don’t mind; it’ll be in the form of a cashiers check.
check you PMs for a copy of the back and front my my $40k limit credit card and my mortgage statement and social security numbers and also a full frontal dick pic

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


numberoneposter posted:

check you PMs for a copy of the back and front my my $40k limit credit card and my mortgage statement and social security numbers and also a full frontal dick pic

I apologize. I am not going to need that information after all.

>Cancels cashiers check
>Maxes out credit card
>buys a new car with your credit score
> frames dick pic

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



numberoneposter posted:

there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

Why not done?

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


numberoneposter posted:

there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

You're right, until you start targetting the financiers, the problem will keep getting worse.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



I'll pay you a nickel tomorrow for a hamburger today

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

gay for pay, plug away
straight for dates, annihilate

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



women driving cars, what is this mars?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Thanks Obama.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

edit wrong thread

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005


gently caress this i quit

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019


Mozi posted:

edit wrong thread

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



TheAardvark posted:

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number
do you accept discover cards?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

TheAardvark posted:

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number

oh phew

4206 9420 6942 0694

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



numberoneposter posted:

do you accept discover cards?

Ban this sick filth.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Mozi posted:

oh phew

4206 9420 6942 0694

The poor person with this cc number is in for a rude surprise when they open their bill next month

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

these pretzels are making me thirsty

numberoneposter posted:

do you accept discover cards?

This made me realize that Diners Club credit cards are still a thing but have made some changes.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



how do i claim my massive scam benefits

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!


Khanstant posted:

how do i claim my massive scam benefits

craigslist

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



if creditkarma would catch this then i guess im in the clear

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

I paid that Lifelock guy to prove no one could steal my identity and they stole his identity instead. I consider this a win.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=508357750 posted:

id call that a win

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=508357751 posted:

I consider this a win.

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



*ahem*


how is creedit formed?


*waits for applause*

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