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FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"


https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-...gs-expert-says/

Nine million highly intelligent, highly virile hogs, with the nose of a bloodhound & Usain Bolt speeds, are coming for you.

quote:

That’s according to Dale Nolte, manager of the National Feral Swine Damage Management Program at the Department of Agriculture, who tells The Atlantic that the increasing numbers of feral hogs in the U.S. is sometimes referred to as a “ferral swine bomb.”

How do you plan on defending yourself?

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


an AR-15 with a drum mag like god intended

Vilas Kraut
Jul 15, 2000


FalconImpala posted:

https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-...gs-expert-says/

Nine million highly intelligent, highly virile hogs, with the nose of a bloodhound & Usain Bolt speeds, are coming for you.


How do you plan on defending yourself?

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation...mets-in-oregon/


i dunno, just be smarter than pigs

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Continuing to wallow in my own detritus so they pass me up as one of their own and then they eat my neighbor steve and his bogus public nuisance laws

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



FalconImpala posted:

https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-...gs-expert-says/

Nine million highly intelligent, highly virile hogs, with the nose of a bloodhound & Usain Bolt speeds, are coming for you.


How do you plan on defending yourself?

Idk man, a lot of people say body cams are a good start

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Ya see, I got me a two part system. I employ step one which humanely traps the hog

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0

and then step two? Heh, well that's where the fun begins

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifY-h2kSsFo

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

i will use my fists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJHgCNDJlI

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Idk if you can describe them as highly intelligent or particularly fast unless donuts are concerned

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


We already have a thread for hating on the police OP.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



My local opossums will rise up and sneer.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Wow they really must be breeding faster than rabbits to go from 30-50 feral hogs to over nine million in what, less than a year.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard


Super soaker with bbq sauce in one hand and a flamethrower in the other. Bandolier with onions and bundles of spices.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


*takes several hits of ketamine* time to drive around in my '93 honda civic.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I was expecting a link to people of Walmart or something

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



do they have huge balls though op

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Yeah I'm staying out of this, this is between you guys and the pigs and you probably deserve each other.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


What happens when you need to kill... thirty to fifty thousand feral hogs that run into your yard while your children play??

BlueBull
Jan 21, 2007


Where is that goon who was running around barefoot and killing them with a spear in the middle of the night after using a model airplane with nightvision camera to locate them?

I say we put him in charge to solve the problem....highly motivated, proven experience, willing to innovate & make use of technology etc.

Edit:

Here he is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRk6zDqc0vY

BlueBull fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Sep 21, 2020

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





I am gonna continue not living in a lovely exburb where loving feral pigs are an issue.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





BlueBull posted:

Where is that goon who was running around barefoot and killing them with a spear in the middle of the night after using a model airplane with nightvision camera to locate them?

I say we put him in charge to solve the problem....highly motivated, proven experience, willing to innovate & make use of technology etc.

Pretty sure he got permaed

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




this would be a good one for atoms for peace. we are already irradiating the entire country with Technologically Enhanced Naturally-Occurring Radioactive Material, why not nuke some hogs?

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

...It's filling with water.

How do seppos have so many pigs when they're armed to the ankles?

BlueBull
Jan 21, 2007


Derpies posted:

Pretty sure he got permaed

On SA, or did the "super-pigs" get him eventually?

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





BlueBull posted:

On SA, or did the "super-pigs" get him eventually?

on SA. Not sure at all though.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


Jose posted:

do they have huge balls though op

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Snackula posted:

Super soaker with bbq sauce in one hand and a flamethrower in the other. Bandolier with onions and bundles of spices.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?



i think the out of control population of feral super-pigs has been what all the recent protests are about

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



https://www.teamdan69.com


Colin Kaepernick has been warning us about this for years

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

Why don't we just eat them?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

Collapsing Farts posted:

Why don't we just eat them?

too dangerous to kill, safe to shoot bambi

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012


Collapsing Farts posted:

Why don't we just eat them?

They're about 80% parasite.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Idk man, a lot of people say body cams are a good start
lol


reignonyourparade posted:

They're about 80% parasite.

lol

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


That's no way to talk about republican voters, op.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Lead them to a classroom and they’ll be dead in a year

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

...It's filling with water.

Has anyone suggested more guns?

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


If we keep adding more guns, they will develop an immunity.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Lead them to a classroom and they’ll be dead in a year

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

That's no way to talk about republican voters, op.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



FalconImpala posted:

https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-...gs-expert-says/

Nine million highly intelligent, highly virile hogs, with the nose of a bloodhound & Usain Bolt speeds, are coming for you.


How do you plan on defending yourself?

We are nice if you just get to know us, come on down to the Home Depot and we can talk.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose


Yes we know you think you're clever.

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